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Notch’s Secret Gang Minecraft SMP

Christmas cheer, discuss, fantasize, FANTASY, favorite Nintendo girls, Gaming, Gang, general, help others, jerk off, Minecraft, New faces, Nintendo, nintendo characters, nintendo console, NOTCHS, NSFW, nsg, post pics, Roleplay, rp, Rping, secret, Slutposting, smp

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things Nintendo with a side of Christmas cheer! Join us as we discuss, RP with, post pics, and fantasize about your favorite Nintendo girls. Whether you’re a seasoned RP pro or just looking to help others jerk off, everyone is welcome here!

In our last thread, things got wild as we delved into the depths of Nintendo slutposting. From Princess Peach to Samus Aran, we left no stone unturned in our quest for the sexiest Nintendo characters. But fear not, there are always new faces to discover and new fantasies to explore.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to combining the magic of Nintendo with the joy of Christmas? Plus, we have a secret underground dungeon where we roleplay as Bowser kidnapping Princess Zelda. Trust us, it’s a blast.

So come on down to our SMP and let your wildest Nintendo fantasies run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a pixelated princess or two.

SamuraiCraft

action, Adventure, badass, black protagonist, black samurai, Bravery, Epic, epic tale, Hero, historical fiction, Honor, Japan, legend, legend in the making, legendary warrior, Protagonist, Samurai, SamuraiCraft, sword fighting, Thriller, warrior

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8750
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old crap? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of magical pixies who will guide you through a mystical portal to a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair where you can battle giant spiders and zombie ninjas for epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. How fucking epic is that!!??

ConfidentCraft: Where even the creepers fear us!

assertive, bold, brave, Confidence, confident woman, ConfidentCraft, Courageous, CREEPERS, determined, Empowered, fear, FEARLESS, fearless attitude, fearless demeanor, fearless mindset, fearless spirit, fearless woman, Powerful, Resilient, self-assured, self-confidence, STRONG, unafraid

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6183
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	New Chunks Explored:	660069
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8533
Love Letters Sent:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where even the creepers are too scared to mess with you! Our fearless players have tamed the Ender Dragon and made friends with the Wither boss. You’ll never have to worry about getting ganked by a skeleton again, because they all bow down to our mighty players. So come on in and show off your confidence, just like this player here who’s staring down a pack of zombies without breaking a sweat. Trust us, on this server, you’re the one in control!

RedstoneRiot

Bilingual, color, culture, dream, Everything.., Experience, Future, Hope, Language, Life, Live, long trail tags, Optimistic, Passion, red, RedstoneRiot, see, Spanish, speak, tags, vibrant

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! Picture this: you log in and suddenly everything is in RED and speaking SPANISH! Yes, you heard that right. The trees, the animals, even the blocks themselves are all speaking Spanish and glowing red. It’s like a fiesta in Minecraft!

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Mountain, where you can mine for delicious tacos instead of boring old ores. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Piñata Pig, who drops all sorts of amazing loot when you break him open.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knew playing in red and speaking Spanish could be so much fun? ¡Vamos!

Crafty McCraftface: Server of Epic Fails and Epic Wins

ANONYMOUS, community feedback, Crafty, data analysis, data collection, Decision making, digital survey, Epic, Fails, Feedback, internet poll, market research, McCraftface, No. 918420557, online poll, opinion, poll, polling website, public opinion, Server, Strawpoll, survey, user engagement, user response, Voting, Wins

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Votes:	3291
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Emeralds Found:	2342

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers. It was like a Minecraft fever dream! But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Join now and find out!

So what are you waiting for? Click that link and join the madness on our server. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans await you!

MemeCraft – LOLs & Blocks Galore

Aigis, Anti Spammer Tech, art, best girl, Birthday Chart, blocks, China, Draw Corner, Episode Aigis, Galore, guides, lols, Media assets, Memecraft, metaphor, Music, OC, Ohya, P5B, P5M, P5U, P5X, Persona, persona 3 reload, Persona Concerts, Persona ISO, Persona Live Tour 2024, ReFantazio, Stage Plays, The First Mission

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3942
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Void Gems Collected:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	9079

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces with their hooves. 2. We have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. 3. The server currency is not gold or diamonds, but rather rare blocks of cheese that can only be found by defeating the legendary Cheese Dragon. 4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. 5. If you manage to find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

The Dutch still salty we looted and booted their wooden shoes

bitter, Booted, Colonialism, Colonization, Decades, discrimination, Diversity, Dutch, European, hapas, History, imperialism, Import, integration, kicked out, Killed, LOOTED, Migration, Multiculturalism, mutts, nafris, Netherlands, racism, SALTY, Shoes, The Dutch, wooden

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	129	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4177
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Nafris running loose in Amsterdam? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Dutch are still bitter about it. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more action than a Hollywood blockbuster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. Who needs hapas mutts when you’ve got Nafris and a whole lot of fun on this server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Late Night Stroll

7:30pm, evening exercise, evening stroll, fitness routine, healthy habits, Late, late evening walk, late night exercise, late night stroll, late night walk, late night workout, night, nighttime exercise, nighttime fitness, nighttime routine, nighttime walk, outdoor activity, physical activity, self-care, staying active, Stroll, walk at dusk, wellness

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	849
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of boring old walks in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and take a stroll through our virtual forests at any time of day! Whether it’s 7:30pm or 3:00am, our server is always open for a leisurely walk. Who needs fresh air and exercise when you can have pixelated adventures and virtual cardio? Join now and never worry about the time of day for a walk again!

CraftyCrack – Crackin’ Blocks Since ’09

75896752, blocks, Crackin, CraftyCrack, long trail tags, Numbers, previous, tags

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land filled with flying pigs and talking llamas. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a chicken, you will unlock unlimited diamonds for life. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HuntCraft

action, Adventure, Anime, chimera ants, dark continent, friendship, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, HISOKA, HuntCraft, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, leorio, Manga, Nen abilities, phantom troupe, SHONEN, togashi

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	426
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with mystery, danger, and a whole lot of blocky fun? Then come join our Minecraft server and find out what Togashi has in store for these two strapping young lads! Will they uncover hidden treasures, battle fearsome monsters, or maybe even discover the secret to unlimited diamonds? The possibilities are endless on our server, where every block holds a new surprise and every adventure is more epic than the last. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for the ride of a lifetime! Join now and let the madness begin!

Pixel Perfect Pals: Where 1440p Dreams Come True! Upgrade from 1080p and Join the Fun!

1080p, 1440p, 144hz, Computer, Display, dreams, Fun, Gaming, gaming setup, graphics, Hardware, immersive experience, Join, Monitors, PALS, perfect, Performance, PIXEL, Quality, refresh rate, resolution, Screen, Technology, True, Upgrade, Video, Visual

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Buildings Constructed:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you tired of living in the peasant world of 1080p 144hz monitors? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the depths of low resolution hell! Join us and experience the glorious world of 1440p monitors where every block looks crispier than a freshly baked potato chip.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find hidden treasures and secret dungeons that can only be unlocked with the power of a 1440p monitor. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine guarded by a pack of deranged creepers who will only reveal their location if you can spot them in crystal clear detail.

So why settle for anything less than the best when you can join our server and bask in the glory of high resolution gaming? Upgrade your monitor, upgrade your life, and join us on this epic adventure where pixels reign supreme!