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ByeBoyfriendSurpriseLOL

aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, ByeBoyfriendSurpriseLOL, Communication, dorm room, EU countries, Exam, gift, LEAVING, listened to, long-distance relationship, Medical student, quality time, relationship dynamics, Respect, Space, study, surprise visit, Time, Visit

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	381
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your personal space and study time? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Just like this player’s boyfriend, we won’t surprise you with unexpected visits while you’re trying to ace your exams. We understand the importance of balance between gaming and real life responsibilities.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without any surprise interruptions. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond as expensive as the gift this player received! So come on, join our server and say goodbye to unwanted surprises. Remember, in our world, you’re the one in control!

DeathByBlocks Minecraft Server

acceptance, Afterlife, Choices, chosen end, death, death wish, DeathByBlocks, Departure, Dying, end of life, final moments, final wishes, last breath, Life decisions, Minecraft, mortality, mortality contemplation, passing away, peaceful passing, personal preference, Preferences, preferred death, Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1549
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Emeralds Found:	2924	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to respawn is by choosing your ultimate death! Want to go out in a blaze of glory by getting struck by lightning? Or perhaps you prefer a more dramatic exit by being chased off a cliff by a pack of angry wolves? The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us for the chance to experience death in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. From being exploded by a herd of kamikaze creepers to being squashed by a giant falling anvil, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait for the inevitable in the boring real world when you can join us and have a blast (literally) on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server? Choose your fate and let the fun begin!

BlockyLifeLessons

BlockyLifeLessons, important lessons, life advice, life challenges, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life learnings, life lessons, life perspective, life philosophy, life reflections, life teachings, life understanding, life values, life wisdom, personal development, self growth, wisdom gained

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2522
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only lesson you learn is how to build a dirt house? Well, come join our server where life lessons are taught in the most hilarious and outrageous ways!

Ever wanted to learn how to tame a wild llama using only a rubber chicken and a pair of swim fins? Well, you can do that here! Our expert instructors will guide you through the process while cracking jokes and making you laugh until you cry.

And who needs boring old redstone contraptions when you can learn how to build a working roller coaster out of nothing but melons and slime blocks? Our creative building challenges will push your Minecraft skills to the limit while keeping you entertained with our wacky sense of humor.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter! Life lessons have never been this fun or ridiculous.

CreepyPlantShuffleMC

Botanical, botanical movement, creepy, CreepyPlantShuffleMC, foliage, greenery, growth, movement, Mysterious, Nature, Observation, plant behavior, plant growth, plant movements, plant mysteries, plant observation, Plants, Slow, Subtle, UNNOTICED, unnoticed movement

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6

Yo, have you ever wondered what plants are up to when we ain’t looking? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can find out! Our plants be moving around like they at a disco party, but in slo-mo so you don’t even notice. Join us and witness the plant dance revolution!

But that ain’t all, fam. We got cows that can do backflips, chickens that can breakdance, and pigs that can sing opera. It’s like a farm on steroids, but in a totally legal and family-friendly way.

And don’t even get me started on the villagers. These guys are straight up wild. They throw raves in their houses, ride llamas like they’re in a rodeo, and have secret underground tunnels that lead to who knows where. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky characters and no drama llama.

So if you wanna experience the wackiest, most bizarre Minecraft server out there, come join us! Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. Let’s get weird, y’all!

PolyGlassCraft: DNA Storage Flip

Bioinformatics, Biomaterials, Biomolecular Engineering, biotechnology, chemistry, Deconstructable, Dna, Flip, genetic engineering, Genetic Storage, Glassy, materials science, Molecular biology, nanotechnology, Nucleic Acid, PolyGlassCraft, Polymer Chemistry, Polymer Networks, reversible, RNA, Storage, Synthetic Biology

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us at [server name] where we have REVERSIBLE NUCLEIC ACID STORAGE IN DECONSTRUCTABLE GLASSY POLYMER NETWORKS!

u might be thinking, what the heck does that even mean? well let me tell u, it means we have the craziest, most mind-blowing technology in all of minecraft! imagine storing your stuff in nucleic acids that can be reversed at any time, all while chillin in a glassy polymer network. it’s like science fiction but in minecraft!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have insane technology, but we also have the most epic adventures and quests u could ever imagine. fight dragons, explore hidden dungeons, and uncover ancient secrets that will blow your mind!

so what are u waiting for? come join us at [server name] for the wildest, most outrageous minecraft experience of your life! trust me, u won’t regret it.

SunMC

currencies, Custom Items, f2p, friendly community, Minecraft, PvP, smp, Special Events, SunMC, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Animals Bred:	196	Players Killed by Monsters:	1539
Emeralds Found:	2218	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

SunMC is one of the most intresting survival/smp/pvp servers there is!It features many things many servers dont have such as a completely F2P Community, Tons And Tons Of custom Items, Friendly Community And Many currencies And special events.

178.33.226.172:25608

✨Cobbleton Forever✨ Surviving Graylisted Boomer Town

Backpacks, boomer, Cobbleton, Enchantments, Entities, fortnite, Graylisted, Griefing, HACKING, Minecraft, Modpack, Paper servers, pinging, portal scroll, PvP, quality of life, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Surviving, TOWN, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352	Divine Spears Created:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Description
A classic-style Minecraft server with a modern touch. A cozy server run by friendly and experienced staff with unique features and quality of life changes.

Links
🌐 play.cobbleton.com
🌐 https://cobbleton.com
🗺️ https://map.cobbleton.com
📖 https://wiki.cobbleton.com
💬 https://cobbleton.com/discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the server’s map size?	The map is currently 1400×1400 as they wait for 1.21 to be released for Paper servers.
How can I apply for a Player rank?	You can apply for a Player rank at https://cobbleton.com/apply.
What are some standout features of the server?	Some standout features include pouches and backpacks, portal scrolls for teleportation, quality of life changes, extra enchantments, client-side mods for voice chat and pinging, and a no P2W mindset.
What are the general rules of the server?	General rules include being respectful, no offensive memes or NSFW content.
What are the Minecraft rules on the server?	Minecraft rules include no stealing or griefing, no non-consensual PVP, keeping the world tidy, no cheating or hacked clients, reasonable mob farms, and not overcrowding entities.

Nostalgic Nineties Minecraft Server

90s, blackpill, depression, generational impact, internet, Life, mental health, mindset, Minecraft, Musk, nineties, nostalgic, psyop, Roped, self improvement, self worth, Server, social media, societal norms, society, SUICIDE, Technology, Wasted, Zuck

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blackpill nonsense is banned faster than you can say “Steve’s pickaxe!” Imagine if Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg had stumbled upon this server in the 90s – they would have been so busy building epic structures and battling creepers that they wouldn’t have had time to invent anything! Don’t waste your life on a psyop, join our server and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only thing you’ll be roping is your friends into joining the fun!

CraftyCraft Minecraft Server

CraftyCraft, discuss, drawing skills, Empathy, Face of God, Liar, Life, Light, Lost, Minecraft, Nature, necessary, secret, Server, The Ultimate Game, Wayfinder

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a quest to find the face of God…or maybe he prefers to be called Steve, who knows? Our wayfinders are on a mission to uncover the ultimate truth, armed only with their questionable drawing skills and lost empathy. But hey, sometimes you gotta get a little lost to find the light, am I right?

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you embark on a journey to uncover the secrets of the universe while also debating the ethics of lying (only when necessary, of course)? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community where getting lost is all part of the fun?

Come join us and see if you can catch a glimpse of the true face of God…or at least have a good laugh along the way. Just remember, don’t take yourself too seriously – after all, it’s just a game…or is it? 😉

MorningCraft Server

alarm clock, Breakfast, brush teeth, coffee, early riser, healthy morning routine, make bed, morning habits, morning meditation, morning motivation, morning person, morning ritual, morning routine, morning routine ideas, MorningCraft, productive morning, Server, start the day, stretch, Wake Up, wash face, yawn

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	192
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Do you wake up and immediately start mining for diamonds in your dreams? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself asked for directions to get here. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your day off right with a virtual adventure like no other!