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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 3599 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 59 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battling zombie chickens with lightsabers made of cheese, and building a castle out of marshmallows and dreams.
And the best part? The server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent dolphins who communicate in Morse code through dubstep remixes of Justin Bieber songs.
So come join us and experience the most mind-bending, pants-wetting, reality-questioning Minecraft server of all time! Just click that link and prepare to have your mind blown! Wooooo!