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Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Zombie Dances:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dimension Hops:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DroneCraft: Mega Fortress Expedition

3000-year-old, advanced software, Aerial Photography, Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Caucasus Mountains, digital elevation models, drone mapping, DroneCraft, Expedition, Exploration, fortress, high resolution, historical, investigation, knitted together, Mega, mega fortress, orthophotos, Pictures, research, scientist, Technology, topography

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crops Grown:	4913
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 3000-year-old ‘mega fortress’ in the Caucasus mountains, yo! scientists used drone mapping to check it out and took like 11,000 pics! they used some fancy software to make high-res digital elevation models and orthophotos, yo! u can explore dis ancient fortress and uncover its secrets, like maybe there’s hidden treasure or ancient aliens or somethin’! join now and be part of dis epic adventure, yo!

Endless Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Boring, DRAG, dull, Endless, lackluster, mind-numbing, monotonous, Repetitive, snooze fest, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, tv show, unengaging, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, yawn-inducing

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Bro, forget boring shows, come join this Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and a creeper trying to blow up your house!

We got more action than a soap opera, with epic battles against mobs and other players that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Plus, where else can you build your dream castle one minute and then ride a pig off a cliff the next?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the number of diamonds you can find)!

BlockyBanterMC

Abuse, abusive relationship, Assertiveness, BlockyBanterMC, Boundaries, Christian, Church, Confrontation, empowerment, healing, judgment, LEAVING, Motherhood, resilience, self defense, self worth, self-care, standing up, stranger, Support, victim blaming

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3787
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got players from all walks of life, including supportive church ladies and nosy old men who think they know everything about abusive relationships.

Join us and experience the thrill of escaping abusive relationships virtually while building your dream world with blocks. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tries to lecture you on how to live your life, feel free to tell them to “Oh f**k off” just like our fearless player did. You won’t regret it!

Desert Bombers: Not Actually Rebels

airstrikes, BOMBERS, Bombing, Conflict, desert, empty desert, false claims, general, international relations, iran, Iran-Russia alliance, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military strategy, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, rebels, russia, Syria, Syrian rebels, War

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	637	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of wackiness and chaos! we got Iranian generals talkin’ bout Russia bombing deserts and rebels and stuff, like what even is happening?! it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form, u never know what’s gonna happen next! come join the madness and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 😂🤪🚀🔥

Rural Rx Woes: Opioid Struggles

addiction treatment, healthcare access, healthcare challenges, healthcare disparities, lack of training, limited resources, Medical research, medical training, Opioid, opioid addiction, opioid crisis, opioid prescriptions, patient pressure, prescription drug abuse, Rural, rural communities, rural doctors, rural health disparities, rural healthcare, rural healthcare providers, rural medicine, Struggles, substance abuse, woes

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2987	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Villages Defended:	20

so, like, have u ever wanted to be a doctor in the middle of nowhere but, like, with a twist? well, come join our minecraft server where u can be a rural doctor and deal with all the crazy patients who are addicted to opioids! u gotta deal with patient pressure, limited resources, and lack of training, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us for a wild ride and see if u can save the day in our wacky world of rural medicine!