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Momma’s Minecraft Server

Afford, aita, blown up, BROKE, consequence, discipline, Emails, family conflict, family drama, grad school, happy wife happy life, laptop, Minecraft, mommas, Mother, nasty texts, parenting issues, refusing, Server, sibling rivalry, spoiled, sticking to my guns, younger sister

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5208
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next.

Forget about annoying siblings and parents who can’t stick to their word – on our server, the only rules are the ones you make for yourself. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, or just hang out with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with family drama.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own universe without any pesky family members trying to ruin your fun. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family to join – one that actually follows through on consequences (we hope). Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

NoPayNoPlayCraft

appreciation, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, expressing gratitude, family, family dynamics, Family Support, Gratitude, Help, NoPayNoPlayCraft, payment, Respect, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, Siblings, thank you, token of appreciation, work-life balance

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8197
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Mines Excavated:	2671	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your family? Join our Minecraft server where we appreciate you for who you are! No more free babysitting for entitled siblings, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, we understand the importance of setting boundaries with your family members. Say goodbye to being guilt-tripped into babysitting with no thanks or payment in return. Here, we value your time and effort, and we make sure you feel appreciated every step of the way.

Join now and experience the freedom of saying no to babysitting without feeling like the bad guy. Our community supports you in standing up for yourself and setting healthy boundaries with your loved ones. Plus, we have epic builds, exciting challenges, and a supportive network of players who have your back.

Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into free babysitting ever again. Join our server and game on with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled family members. It’s time to take back your time and enjoy Minecraft without the drama. See you in the game!

QuirkyCharm – Minecraft SMP

adorable, characteristics, charming, cute, delightful, eccentric, endearing, funny, habits, idiosyncrasies, Individuality, lovable, Minecraft, peculiar, personal touch, Personality, QUIRKS, quirky, QuirkyCharm, smp, Special, Traits, Unique

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server out there!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of llamas is considered a normal Tuesday activity. Or where the admins host weekly dance parties in the Nether because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamond blocks. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the richest player on the server?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DeathCraft

acceptance, death, DeathCraft, destiny, existentialism, fate, fear, introspection, Karma, Legacy, Life, mindfulness, mortality, philosophy, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Self-examination, spirituality

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9477
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where your death will be as epic as your life! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Imagine respawning in a world where every death is like a scene from a blockbuster movie. Get ready to be chased by a horde of angry chickens, fall into a pit of lava while trying to mine diamonds, or get struck by lightning while battling a group of creepers.

But don’t worry, death is just the beginning of the fun on our server. With unique challenges, custom plugins, and a community of players who love to push the limits, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So come join us and see how agonizingly hilarious your death can be on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing all the way to the respawn point!

Gods of Illumenos: A Bedrock Economy Server with Gladiators & Lore

Aeregea, Ascension, bedrock, Berbari, Cultures, Darkness, Doomed, Economy, Emperia, Eternal Emperor, gladiators, Gods, Illumenos, instability, Kingdoms, Lore, mercy, Pluto’s Will, Realms, Rebellion, Server, Thrax, Thronos

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2726
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Votes:	2775
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	183
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Minecraft Kingdoms Server

Server Concept	RP-focused with unique cultures and stories
Lore Example	Ascension of Zuenius, Eternal Emperor, and impending darkness
Factions	Eternal Empire, Thrax, Thronos, Berbari, Pluto’s Will
Join Us	PM for membership or staff positions

Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	PM the admin for membership or staff positions
Is the server focused on role-playing?	Yes, it is heavily focused on RP aspects
Are there specific cultures and stories for players to follow?	Yes, each faction has its own unique culture and story
Can I create my own faction?	You may discuss this with the server admin for approval

CraftyJailbaitMC Server

bored, corrupt, CraftyJailbaitMC, dm, HIGH, icky videos, IneedPeach, kik, Server, slut

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground rave party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant evil chicken that’s terrorizing the land. And trust us, this chicken is no joke – it’s armed with laser eyes and a bad attitude.

So what are you waiting for? Slide into our DMs on Kik at IneedPeach and let’s get this party started! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

HousePartyMinecraftSMP

al, Alabama, ann arbor, arkansas, athens, Baylor, cfb, Clemson, college football, college station, colorado, Delaware State, Dublin, Fantasy Football, Florida State, GA, georgia, Georgia Tech, Hawaii, hi, Honolulu, HousePartyMinecraftSMP, ireland, Las Vegas, lincoln, lsu, Mi, Michigan, NE, Nebraska, Nevada, North Dakota State, Notre Dame, NV, OK, Oklahoma State, PAC12afterdark., penn state, pick em, RENO, salt lake city, south florida, Southern Cal, Southern Methodist, Stillwater, texas, Texas A&M, Tuscaloosa, tx, ut, Utah, Week One, week two, Week Zero, West Virginia

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Crops Grown:	6797
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama and excitement than a college football game in Dublin, Ireland! Join us for epic battles like #14 Clemson taking on #1 Georgia in Athens, GA, where the winner gets a diamond sword of ultimate power!

Don’t miss out on the showdown between South Florida and Alabama in Tuscaloosa, AL – the loser has to build a statue of the winner out of obsidian! And let’s not forget about the epic clash between Baylor and #12 Utah in Salt Lake City, UT, where the loser has to mine for diamonds for the winner for a week straight!

Join us for all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft SMP – it’s like college football on steroids, but with creepers instead of linebackers! Don’t miss out on the action – join now and let the madness begin!

Name: “CraftyAh Minecraft Server”

advice, baby names, BIAS, Cheating, co parenting, Communication, CraftyAh, Decision making, ex-partner, family, Fatherhood, Minecraft, naming your child, Opinions, outside perspective., parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Server, Support, Trust, unique names

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	195	Dragon Eggs Found:	2160
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	27
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Are you tired of dealing with baby daddy drama and need a break from real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape into a world where your ex’s opinion doesn’t matter and you can name your virtual baby whatever you want without any judgment.

Our server is a safe haven for pregnant players looking for a peaceful and drama-free environment. Build your dream nursery, explore virtual maternity wards, and even participate in virtual Lamaze classes with other expectant players.

And don’t worry about your ex finding out about your virtual adventures – our server is a secret hideaway where you can relax and have fun without any unwanted drama. So come join us and let’s build a virtual world where you can be the queen of your own baby naming kingdom!

WeddingCraftAutismBan

after party, aita, anger issues, autistic brother, behavioral problems, blowout tantrum, Caretaker, ceremony, close relationship, Fairness, family, inclusion, medication, neurodiversity, parents, selfish, special needs, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraftAutismBan

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mines Excavated:	4610
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring family drama ruining your special day? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of wedding planning with your highly autistic brother who has severe anger issues and behavioral problems.

On our server, everyone is welcome, even if they hate weddings and refuse to take medication. We provide a safe space for all, complete with caretakers to watch over your loved ones while you build, explore, and have a blast.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a wedding ceremony when you can have an epic after party in Minecraft instead? Don’t be selfish – invite your whole dysfunctional family to join in on the fun!

GraveSecretsMC SMP

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Concealed, Confidential, Covert, GraveSecretsMC, hidden, INTIMATE, Mysterious, Personal, Private, Secrets, Sensitive, smp, undisclosed, Untold

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3688
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	37	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn? Go for it! Want to start a war with your neighbors over who has the best potato farm? Bring it on!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society on the server where players share their deepest, darkest secrets. Want to confess to stealing your friend’s diamonds? Need to get something off your chest about that time you accidentally burned down half the village? Our secret society is the place to spill the beans – just make sure you can handle the consequences!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where chaos reigns, secrets are spilled, and the only limit is your imagination? Join us now and let the madness begin!