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MineCraftPros

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of being a boring old accountant or a stuffy lawyer? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can be a professional unicorn wrangler! That’s right, wrangle those magical creatures and ride off into the sunset on a rainbow. Who needs a paycheck when you can have a unicorn as your trusty steed?

But wait, there’s more! How about becoming a professional dragon tamer? Train those fiery beasts to do your bidding and conquer the land in style. Forget about that corner office, you’ll have a dragon lair instead!

And if that’s not enough, you can also become a professional banana peeler. That’s right, spend your days peeling bananas in the virtual world and watch as your banana empire grows. Who needs a 401k when you have a banana kingdom?

So come join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest dreams. Who needs a salary when you can have all this excitement and adventure?

RocketCraft_CA-Ukr_FUN

arms control, arms transfer, Canada, Conflict Resolution, CRV7, decommissioned, Defense, defense cooperation, export, FOREIGN AID, international relations, military assistance, military equipment, military support, munitions, Peacekeeping, rocket motors, RocketCraft_CAUkr_FUN, security cooperation, Ukraine, WEAPONRY

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Void Gems Collected:	32
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Buildings Constructed:	20

join our epic minecraft server where we shoot rockets like canada sending 2,000 decommissioned CRV7 rocket motors to ukraine! why? because we love explosions and chaos! build your own rocket launcher and rain down destruction on your enemies! watch out for flying pigs and exploding creepers as you navigate through our wild and unpredictable world. join now for a blast of a time!

SunGas Gaming

Deception, doubt, emotional manipulation, Gaming, gas-lighted, gaslighted, gaslighting techniques, History, Human Behavior, Lies, Lived, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, mental health, people, psychological abuse, Sun, SunGas, Sunlight, Trust, Truth

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ores Mined:	1742
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the sun is, like, totally gas-lighting everyone? well, now you can! join our server where the sun has gas-lighted and not gaslighted every person who has ever lived.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and the sun started whispering secrets to them. they became the richest player on the server because they knew all the hidden treasure locations.

but that’s not all! on our server, you can ride pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. you can also build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal them.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

UnfairCraft Minecraft Server

abuse of power, black company, bullying, corporate culture, discrimination, Evil, hostile work environment, INEQUALITY, Justice, Minecraft, misconduct, mistreatment, Oppression, RETALIATION, Server, Soul, toxic environment, unethical behavior, unfair treatment, UnfairCraft, victimization, workplace harassment, wrongdoing

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Are you tired of being the only one getting bullied in your Minecraft server? Join us where we encourage mass bullying in a black company! It’s all in good fun, and who knows, they might even attempt to bully you back! Is this justice? Probably not, but it sure is entertaining! Join now for a chaotic and hilarious experience like no other!

Biden’s Blocky Boom Minecraft Server

600% inflation, Bidens, blocky, boom, consumer prices, cost of goods, cost of living, currency devaluation, Dollar, economic policy, economic stability, Economy, financial impact, fiscal policy, government spending, Hyperinflation.., inflation effects, inflation rate, joe biden, Minecraft, monetary policy, price increase, price surge, rising costs, Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	634510
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Star Shards Collected:	214	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything costs an arm and a leg? Well, look no further! Our server used to sell dirt blocks for $1 each, but now they’re going for a whopping $6! Why, you ask? Because our dirt blocks are made of pure gold! That’s right, mine them up and become the richest player in the game!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. Join his army and conquer the land with your poultry pals! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of riches, chicken wars, and epic dance parties!

Lunchtime Loners

Boundaries, Communication, coworker boundaries, coworker interactions, headphones, ignoring coworkers, Interruptions, Loners, lunch, lunch break, lunchtime, lunchtime etiquette, mental stress, office, office culture, personal space, Relaxation, Respect, salaried position, Time management, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and just relax? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggle of trying to enjoy your lunch break in peace, which is why we guarantee zero interruptions while you’re crafting your next masterpiece.

Join our server and experience the joy of building without the stress of coworkers tapping on your virtual shoulder. We promise that no one will barge into your virtual office while you’re trying to enjoy your virtual lunch break. And if they do, just lock the virtual door and ignore them like a pro.

Don’t let annoying coworkers ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server now and build to your heart’s content without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual lunches last for as long as you want them to – take that, hour and a half lunch takers! So come on over and escape the real world drama for some virtual relaxation.

KidneyStoneRodeo Minecraft Server

amusement park, amusement park rides, amusement ride, doctor’s advice, Eastern Iowa, health, kidney health, kidney stone, kidney stone pain, kidney stone prevention, kidney stone relief, kidney stone symptoms, kidney stone treatment, KidneyStoneRodeo, Medical Treatment, Minecraft, natural remedies, passing kidney stones, Safety, Server, stone removal, thrill ride, Urology

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Mines Excavated:	3511
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Are you tired of boring old roller coasters? Want to give your kidney stone the ride of its life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual amusement park features the safest, bumpiest, and droppiest rides in all of Eastern Iowa. Join us and watch as your kidney stone gets a forceful yet safe nudge on our insane roller coaster! Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? Join now and give that kidney stone the ride of a lifetime!

PixelPanic: The Disturbia Show

chilling, creepy, Disturbia, Disturbing, disturbing atmosphere, disturbing characters, disturbing content, disturbing imagery, disturbing plot, disturbing scenes, Gore, Horror, Movie, PixelPanic, Psychological, shock value, Show, Terrifying, Thriller, tv show, UNCOMFORTABLE, unsettling, violence

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Star Shards Collected:	184	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	2883
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a twisted horror movie that will leave you questioning your sanity! Join us if you dare for a wild ride filled with jump scares, creepy creatures, and haunted houses that will make you scream like a little piggy. But don’t worry, our friendly staff will be there to hold your hand through the madness…or maybe they’re just ghosts haunting the server too. Who knows? So come on down and experience the most disturbing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you!

Musk’s Money Mine Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, billionaire, Business, CEO, compensation, corporate governance, electric vehicles, elon musk, executive compensation, financial news, innovation, Investment, Investors, Minecraft, MONEY, Musk, Musks, pay deal, record-breaking, Server, shareholders, stocks, Technology, tesla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9090
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Mines Excavated:	4908
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the investors are all backing this record-breaking pay deal for Musk? like, who even knew Minecraft and Tesla had anything to do with each other, amirite?

join this server and you’ll be mining with the big boys, building redstone contraptions that even Elon himself would be proud of. rumor has it that if you reach a certain level, Musk will personally come into the game and give you a virtual high five. how cool is that?

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun, the excitement, and the pure insanity of this Minecraft server where anything is possible, even getting paid like a boss by the man himself. let’s gooooo!

XiNoSell2RusCraft

Allies, arms sales, Asia, China, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military aid, military conflict, negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, weapons, Xi Jinping, XiNoSell2RusCraft, zelenskyy

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

so, like, ukraine’s prez Zelenskyy was talking to China’s Xi, right? and Xi was all like, “bro, i ain’t sellin’ no weapons to russia.” and Zelenskyy was like, “dude, that’s so cool of you, thanks man.” so now ukraine can chillax knowing they ain’t gotta worry ’bout russia gettin’ any more weapons. join our server and be as chill as Xi, no weapon-selling drama here, just good vibes and blocky fun!