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MineHex

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ores Mined:	7126
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

MineHex: Your Skyblock Server Without Wipe! Discover MineHex, the perfect Skyblock server for true Minecraft fans! Here, your island stays safe as it will never wipe. Build your own paradise in the sky, explore unique challenges and collaborate with an active and friendly community. With exclusive events, custom plugins and a dedicated staff, MineHex offers you an unforgettable Skyblock experience. Join now and start your adventure on MineHex! Supported versions from 1.19.4 to 1.new version

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Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

ACHERON, along the passing shore, Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, Avneturine, Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions, drip marketing, fire nihility, general, Havoc Exorcism, Honkai, Imaginary Harmony, Inherently Unjust Destiny, Lunar Vileslayer Scroll, Minecraft, nihility, No Break, No Dazzle, PELA, preservation, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Sampo, Server, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools & Resources

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures in a world filled with magical creatures, insane challenges, and mind-blowing landscapes. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of candy? No problem. With our server, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive content like the “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” where you can uncover ancient secrets and hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on the “No Dazzle, No Break” Rappa trailer – it’s so epic, you’ll be watching it on repeat!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Why Did They Stop Making Comedy Movies? Are There No Funny Writers… Minecraft SMP

comedic actors, comedic films, comedic talent, comedic timing, comedy, comedy genre, comedy genre decline, comedy movies, comedy scripts, comedy writers, Entertainment, film industry, funny, funny scripts, funny writers, humor, humor industry, humorists., Laughter, making, Minecraft, movie industry, movie production, movies, scriptwriting, smp, STOP, Writers

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6684
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	1623
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the funniest place in all of blocky land! We’ve got more jokes than a creeper has TNT, and our players are as hilarious as a pig riding a minecart.

Join us for a laugh riot of epic proportions, where the only rule is to have a good time. We’ve got comedy skits, stand-up routines, and even a prank war that will leave you in stitches. Plus, our custom plugins will have you rolling on the floor laughing as you navigate through our wacky world.

So why did they stop making comedy movies? Because they couldn’t compete with the non-stop hilarity of our Minecraft SMP! Join us now and prepare to laugh your blocks off.

The Hellix

1.17, Anarchy, Ban, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Hacks, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Spam, Survival, Website

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Divine Spears Created:	20	Falling into the Void:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Welcome to “The Hellix” Anarchy Minecraft Server Check out our website at: thehellix.com Hacks or Spam will result in a 30 Day Ban

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Stonekeep

Adventure, Battles, Community, Dungeons, Economy, Fortresses, gameplay, Legacy, Medieval, Minecraft, PvP, Quest, rare items, Realm, Server, Stonekeep, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	436
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Stonekeep! Step into the legendary world of Stonekeep! This medieval adventure combines challenging gameplay, rare items, and a vibrant community. Whether you’re building mighty fortresses, exploring hidden dungeons, or battling fierce foes, a new quest always awaits. Join us and carve your legacy in the realm of Stonekeep!

104.247.112.54

””> Be Edgy Minecraft Server””

banned, Behavior, comfort zone, community guidelines, community standards, consequences, consequences of actions, Edgy, edgy behavior, introspection, leftist community, Minecraft, personal growth, repeating patterns, rule breaking, rules, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-control, self-discipline, self-sabotage, Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ores Mined:	8215	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Are you tired of being oppressed by the leftist rule of other Minecraft servers? Are you a rebel at heart, constantly getting banned for your edgy comments? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace the edgy! Join us and let your inner rebel run wild as you say all the edgy shit you want without fear of being banned. Embrace the chaos and join us on the server where edgy is the new cool. Let’s see how long you can last before getting banned again!

Don’t Forget Anons, Before Silky’s Minecraft SMP

Anons, Anonymity, Character development, cryptic dialogue, don’t forget, dont, Enigmatic, enigmatic figure, Foreshadowing, forget, hidden identity, intriguing backstory, long tail, Minecraft, mysterious character, mysterious past, narrative technique, plot progression, plot twist, Silky’s flashback, Silkys, smp, storytelling, Suspenseful, unexpected reveal

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Zombie Dances:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Towns Built:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magic Items Found:	4646

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, before Silky’s flashback, there was YOU! That’s right, you are the star of the show here.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny is hidden somewhere on the server, just waiting for a brave soul like yourself to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its power and rule the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, before Silky’s flashback, there was YOU!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

blocky, BOOTY, Connection, craving, desire, fulfillment, get laid, Intimacy, longing, love, Lust, Minecraft, Need, Passion, physical intimacy, relationship, romance, satisfaction, Server, sexual desire, sexual frustration, sexual fulfillment, sexual satisfaction, yearning

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	881
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9133	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no luck in finding that special someone to share them with? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all you lonely miners out there. Join our server and you’ll have more suitors than you can shake a pickaxe at! Who needs diamonds when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend to cuddle up with in your virtual bed? So come join us and let the love (and diamond) mining begin!

Boomer Plays Minecraft SMP

boomer, bored, cultural appropriation, DISRESPECTFUL, facebook, first nations, History, ignorance, indigenous, Losers, Minecraft, offensive, Old, online behavior, PLAYS, racism, smp, social media, social-networking, Stereotypes, trolling, wagon burner, white person

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against wagon burners or anyone else for that matter! Join us if you’re tired of Facebook thinking you’re a historical vehicle arsonist. Our server is filled with players who love to flip off white people for fun and claim they were here first in every situation. Plus, our history buffs will entertain you with random facts about the past that will blow your mind! Don’t be a loser, join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

ChillHub Malaysia

Adventure, bears, ChillHub Malaysia, crocodiles, Custom enchancements, Custom Mobs, dynamic seasons, Economy, Enemy bases, Factions, Factions & Towns, Huge Terra-Generated World, mcMMO Skills, Minecraft, New Enchantment System, Npc Shops, Pyramids, Raiding, Survival, Terra-generated world, Thrilling, Villages, woodland mansions

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Animals Bred:	100	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2046

Embark on thrilling adventures across a stunning, Terra-generated world. From sprawling villages and ancient pyramids to mysterious woodland mansions, there’s always something new to discover! And with our custom mobs and challenging bosses, every journey is packed with excitement. You can even tame bears and crocodiles to ride into battle or raid enemy bases!

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