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CraftyNoRefunds Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	200
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a strict “no refunds” policy. That’s right, once you join, there’s no turning back!

But don’t worry, you won’t even want a refund once you experience all the craziness this server has to offer. From flying pigs raining from the sky to diamond ore that explodes when you mine it, you never know what to expect around here.

And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, Steve the Enderman. He’s been known to teleport players into the middle of the ocean or swap their tools with rubber chickens. It’s all in good fun, right?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, look no further. Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no going back. Where refunds? Nowhere.

ZombieCraft: The Undead Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Void Armor Forged:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Towns Built:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, the NCR is dead, the house is lost, and the Legion is nowhere to be found! Why, you ask? Because our fearless leader defeated them all single-handedly with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of porkchops! Join us now and witness the epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history! Who needs factions when you have one unstoppable player ruling them all? Come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

SolidStateCraft

#Automotive, 20-year lifespan, 600-mile range, 9-minute charging, eco-friendly, Electric Car, Electric Vehicle, energy storage, ev, fast charging, Future, green technology, high performance, innovation, lithium-ion, long-lasting, samsung, solid-state battery, SolidStateCraft, sustainable, Technology

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7591
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Potions Brewed:	127
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

lol imagine driving a minecraft car for 600 miles without stopping to charge the battery. this server is like that, but with minecraft blocks instead of cars. our solid-state EV battery will last for 20 years in game time, so you can play for hours on end without worrying about running out of power. and get this, you can charge it in just 9 minutes! join now for the most epic minecraft experience of your life.

TrashCraft: The Aftermath

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5312
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A MONKEY RIDING A UNICORN? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CHICKENS THAT CAN DO THE FLOSS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A HIDDEN TREASURE CHEST FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS THAT MAKE YOU FLY LIKE A PIG WITH WINGS!

SO WHY WASTE YOUR TIME ON BORING SERVERS WHEN YOU CAN JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Kazoku

Economy, Minecraft Survival Minigames Plots Economy Custom mobs Boss fights Discord Multiplayer PVP Creative Redstone Mods Adventure Exploration Building Crafting Community Skyblock Roleplay, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Kazoku! is a Minecraft server that just opened in July 2024. So you’ll be on an equal playing field as everyone else as you begin your adventure with us!

Cozy active Discord, Minigames, Survival 1.20.4/1.21, Plots, Economy, custom mobs and boss fights,

New features being added every day.

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CartMC

CartMC, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Server, smp, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

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DefinitelyNotDodgy Semi-Vanilla SMP! LGBTQ+ friendly, Hermitcraft vibes!

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray, collaboration, Community, Custom modpacks, DefinitelyNotDodgy, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fabric, Friendly, hermitcraft, INCLUSIVE, Ledger, LGBTQ, Magic, Modded, North America, pokemon, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, Space, VIBES, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	581
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Apply here:	~https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7~
INFORMATION	TotallyNotSuspicious is an SMP established in 2018, focused on creating an environment where interactions between members are the main focus – the primary goal is for the community to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative. Every member is welcome to join with open arms; no one is judged here.
SEASONS	Season 12 will be coming on the 2nd of August! Hosted on the latest version, 1.21, more information will be revealed as the date gets closer.
Times for Season 12	6am AEST / 8am NZST / 10am HST / 1pm PDT / 4pm EDT / 9pm BST / 10pm EDT
Why should you join us?	Servers hosted in North America Discord to Minecraft chat Simple Voice Chat integration Suggestion forums, available to all members Private ticket system, for complaints/questions/support Diamond economy, no shop plugins Anti-Xray plugins, along with Ledger to inspect/rollback Organized Dragon Fights and various other events 350 server members, and 550 members in total We also have a Pokemon channel :3
MINI SEASONS	To bridge seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons! These last around a month – usually starting in December and June;
DISCORD	Our server uses Discord for communication, for events/updates. Being on the Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server, but applying is simple and easy, with the process being completed all within the Discord Server. Alternatively, the role of Discord Member is available – if you would just like to chat and/or take breaks from playing.
Images of spawn from previous seasons:	~https://imgur.com/gallery/0PEiH5n~

FAQ

How can I apply to join the server?
To apply, visit the provided Discord link and read through #waitlist-form. Then, open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.
When is Season 12 starting?
Season 12 is set to start on the 2nd of August. Make sure to join the server to stay updated on any new information as the date approaches.
What are some reasons to join TotallyNotSuspicious?
From North American servers to organized events and a friendly community, there are plenty of reasons to join the server. Check out the full list of benefits under the “Why should you join us?” section above.
Are there any mini seasons on the server?
Yes, the server hosts custom modded mini seasons to bridge the main seasons. These mini seasons can last around a month and offer unique gameplay experiences.

CriminalBreath Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of dealing with pesky criminals in your Minecraft world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our server and watch as all the troublemakers are thrown into the jeet tank, where they’ll be forced to breathe in the fumes until they repent for their crimes. Crime rates will plummet faster than a creeper exploding in your face! So come join us and witness the chaos unfold in the most hilarious way possible. Who knew justice could be so entertaining?

Minecraft SMP: CraftyCraicMaster” “More like this? Minecraft SMP: BlockyBanterBoss

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	9101	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Build your dream base on a floating island made entirely of cheese, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to dance to disco music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who poops out diamonds every time you tell a bad joke. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas who give out free hugs.

So why wait? Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SurgeryCraft: Family Drama Edition

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your mom’s side of the family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out your boyfriend has a brain tumor while your cousin is battling cancer.

With our server, you’ll experience the thrill of keeping secrets from your family members, just like the time you didn’t tell them about your boyfriend’s health scare. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and immerse yourself in a world of family drama and hidden truths?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be the center of attention, just like when your aunt got upset for not sharing your boyfriend’s situation. Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, just like navigating through your family’s dramatic moments. Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your aunt’s tolerance for surprises)!

ToothlessTales Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a dental nightmare come to life!

Join us for a wild ride where every tooth in your head will be on the edge of its seat. From epic battles with tooth fairies to dental floss lassos for PvP, this server will have you grinning from ear to ear (or what’s left of them).

So come sink your teeth into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring some extra toothpaste, because things are about to get cavity-inducingly intense!

BlockyBabes

BlockyBabes, Femininity, gender bias, gender differences, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Identity, Gender issues, Gender norms, gender perception, gender perspective, gender reversal, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender transformation, gender transition, Masculinity, societal expectations

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchantments Applied:	119
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Welcome to a Minecraft server where men can experience life as a woman and discover all the things they might dislike about it! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the struggles of finding the perfect outfit, dealing with creepy DMs from random players, and constantly being asked to join a “girl gamer” group. But fear not, because on this server, you can also experience the joys of sisterhood, mastering the art of multitasking, and finally understanding the true power of the side-eye. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where men are women and the drama is real!