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Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be guarded by a pack of evil bacon-loving zombies. But be warned, these zombies are not your average brain-eating undead, they have a taste for bacon and will stop at nothing to protect their precious sword!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing creeper DJ? Get your groove on with your blocky buddies and party the night away in style!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly like a majestic chicken. Soar through the skies and show off your aerial acrobatics to all your jealous friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get eaten by bacon-loving zombies, that is.

Stop The Game Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9980
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Votes:	4065
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Animals Bred:	54	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you dare, but be warned – this game must be stopped… because it’s just too addictive!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From giant chickens terrorizing the land to villagers trading diamonds for dirt, you never know what you’ll come across next.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of rabid wolves.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Or build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks and obsidian?

Join us, and together we can conquer the chaos that is this game… or at least have a lot of laughs trying!

🏮CHERRYMINE🏮 Minecraft server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Endless Night Skies:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

The owner of the server “CHERRYMINE” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Creeper’s Corner Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	585980	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of the real world drama and just want to escape to a place where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and forget all about the exhausting idea of marriage and having kids. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling mobs with your friends. Who needs a partner or offspring when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to defeat?

Forget about bad genes and lack of socialization, because on our server, everyone is equal and ready to have a good time. No need to worry about being a terrible parent, just focus on being the best miner and builder you can be.

So why wait? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is where to find your next block of diamond!

Bros, I Don’t Feel So Good Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99	Dragon Eggs Found:	5621
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the president is actually a llama in a suit! That’s right, our leader is a llama who loves to dance and throw parties in the White House (which is actually just a giant llama barn). But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the llamas are planning a secret mission to take over the server and turn all the players into llamas too! Will you join forces with the llama president or try to stop the llama uprising? Find out on our crazy Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen, even llama presidents getting seriously ill (but don’t worry, they have a llama doctor on call)! Join now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Goofy Tomato Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	247
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is run by a goofy lesbian tomato who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride rainbow unicorns, and discover hidden treasure guarded by dancing llamas. Our tomato overlord will guide you through quests that will test your Minecraft skills and your ability to keep a straight face while playing with a vegetable.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knew a tomato could be so entertaining?

The Limbus Company – Minecraft SMP #2253

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Crops Grown:	4274
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Season 5 – Oblivion is here and it’s a wild ride from start to finish.

Join us as we explore Mirror Dungeon #5 – Mirror of the Dreaming, where you’ll encounter mind-bending puzzles and challenges that will leave you questioning reality.

Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and experience a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through a maze of illusions and tricks. And don’t forget to check out Refraction Railway Line 5 – Merry Go Round, where the only thing spinning faster than the carousel is our heads trying to keep up with the madness.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for The 5th Walpurgisnacht – Full-Stopped By A Bullet, where things are about to get even crazier.

Join us for the upcoming Extractions and witness the most outrageous heists and missions you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Target Extraction: [ Outis ] ID & E.G.O, because why not add a little danger to the mix?

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you experience Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina come to life in Minecraft form? Expect spoilers, surprises, and a whole lot of chaos.

Download the game now and prepare for a journey like no other. And remember, the tutorial is important – don’t skip it unless you want to be left in the dust.

Join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will leave us questioning our sanity. See you in the game, if you dare!

Kacey’s Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness Kacey Musgraves rolling around in literal shit and causing chaos that could potentially lead to the end of the world. Why is she doing this? Who knows, but it’s definitely something you won’t see on any other server!

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Just remember to watch out for Kacey and her shenanigans – you never know what she’ll do next!

Sea gate hate thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of your hard drive dying on you every three years like clockwork? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, even our hard drives have unlimited lives! Join us and never worry about losing your precious data again – unless a creeper blows it up, of course. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server! Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on ancient hard drive burial grounds, giving your data extra protection against any digital demons that may try to corrupt it. So come join us and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Love Gym Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8840	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Well, look no further because on our server, you can find love in the gym! That’s right, our virtual gym is the perfect place to work on your gains and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate. Who needs Tinder when you have a pickaxe and a protein shake? Join now and see if you can squat your way into someone’s heart!

First Defensive Operation Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Farms Harvested:	940	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take PvP to a whole new level! Our first defensive operation was a total success, thanks to our elite team of players who took down the enemy with ease. Turns out, the Germans sent a mixed force of reconnaissance units and convicts supervised by Feldgendarmerie – talk about a wild mix! It was like shooting turkeys in a barrel, but don’t worry, we promise our battles are a lot more challenging than that. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community like no other. Who knows, you might even come across some convicts trying to take over the server – but don’t worry, we’ve got it all under control. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!