We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide.
You can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle.
Who needs books when you can have a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best jokes?
Join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your own craziness!
Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, here you can post your “loyal” waifu only to discover she’s not as loyal as you thought! Watch as your trust shatters and your waifu secretly hates you for being a cringy cuck. But don’t worry, the bulls are here to steal and impregnate your waifu while you watch in horror. It’s a cuck’s worst nightmare come true!
As a bull, you get to tease cucks, steal their waifus, and make fun of them for being horny cumdumpsters. And for the waifus/avas out there, you can post and see if any bulls or cucks bite, ramble on about your love of big cocks, and contemplate cheating on your current partner. It’s a drama-filled adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat!
So come join us on this insane journey through Minecraft, where cleaning takes on a whole new meaning. Who knows what wild adventures and crazy stories await you in the Rimjob Edition SMP!
first off, we got kirby, yeah, like the pink puffball dude. he’s like, the head honcho of this server and he’s always spouting off some wild stuff. like, did u know he says ukraine is not violating U.S. weapon use restrictions in russia? like, what even is that? but hey, if kirby says it, it must be true, right?
and get this, on this server, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. it’s like, so intense, bro. u gotta hold on tight or u might just get flung into the fiery pits of doom. but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?
oh, and did i mention the pet dragons? yeah, u heard me right. on this server, u can tame your very own dragon and ride it into battle against other players. it’s like, game of thrones meets minecraft, bro. u gotta see it to believe it.
so, like, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the walls crazy and full of surprises, then this is the place for u. come on in and join the madness, bro. we’ll be waiting for ya.