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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 4775 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Towns Built: | 4 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Votes: | 7786 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
New Chunks Explored: | 419107 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6364 |
But fear not, for on our server, you can seek revenge in the most epic ways possible. Build a giant statue of yourself towering over her wedding venue, or create a maze filled with traps and puzzles to symbolize the complexity of sibling relationships.
And if you ever need a break from all the family drama, you can always babysit some virtual kids on the server – because who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have pixelated ones instead?
So come on, join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?