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Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2710
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	138	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ores Mined:	6032	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	76	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6337	Love Letters Sent:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Star Shards Collected:	59	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Enchantments Applied:	149	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Animals Bred:	101

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Void Gems Collected:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

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Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Votes:	4121
Enchantments Applied:	169	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.