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Blocky Brits

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Zombie Dances:	6	Farms Harvested:	302
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the last player standing wins a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away).

Crafty Dreams: ‘yume 2kki’ Edition

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	129

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only goal is to collect as many outrageous effects as possible!

Join us as you embark on a journey through different zones with their own funky music, all while interacting with random objects in your room and taking naps.

But beware, the people who play this game are hilariously pretentious, claiming you just wouldn’t understand the deep meaning behind wandering around and listening to music.

So come on, install the game (even if it’s a pain in the ass) and get ready for a wild ride of absurdity and nonsensical fun! Who needs a plot when you have ambient music YouTube videos to inspire you?

Lava Lamps and Creepers: The Ultimate Minecraft Experience

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4403
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ores Mined:	2242
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time a bishop got stabbed in a Sydney church (seriously, Google it).

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes down here. From epic battles with giant spiders to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us today!

Blocky Brawlers: ‘/sfg/ – Street Fighter General’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dimension Hops:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so balanced, it’s like a perfectly crafted potion by a Minecraft wizard. You won’t find any glitches or bugs here, only smooth gameplay like butter on a hot potato.

2. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive replay theater app. It’s like watching a Minecraft movie, but better.

3. Need to know every single frame of your Minecraft character’s movements? Look no further than our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data website. It’s like having X-ray vision in the Minecraft world.

4. Ever wanted to learn the secret fighting techniques of the pros? Our SuperCombo Wiki has all the insider info you need to dominate in Minecraft battles. You’ll be unstoppable, like a Minecraft superhero.

5. Confused by all the Minecraft lingo? Our Fighting Game Glossary will have you speaking like a Minecraft expert in no time. You’ll be dropping terms like “footies” and “daigo drills” with ease.

6. Looking to challenge other Minecraft players in classic games like ST, A2, A3, 3S, and CVS2? Use Fightcade and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

7. And if you need to warm up before a big Minecraft showdown, check out our Daigo drills warm-up routine. It’s like a workout for your Minecraft skills, getting you ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane, epic, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the Minecraft world. It’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

Crafty Caucasians: Where Asian Women Love to Mine with Whiteboys!

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We’ve got Asian women falling head over heels for whiteboys left and right – it’s like a real-life K-drama playing out right in front of your eyes! Join our server and see if you can become the next heartthrob for these lovely ladies. Who knows, you might just find your own happily ever after in the world of Minecraft!

Target Practice Minecraft Server – Where even chuubas can hit the bullseye!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our server is so crazy, even the infamous braptuber Mel Nekomata couldn’t handle it and had to “graduate” to a job at Target! Rumor has it she lost her job for farting too much or getting caught masturbating at work – yikes! But don’t worry, our server is a fart and masturbation-free zone (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).

We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Plus, we guarantee that all our players are not wage cucks like Mel – they’re living their best lives as professional livestreamers. So come join the fun and leave the drama behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, welcome aboard!

CraftyCreeper’s Blocky Adventures: Not GTA VI, but still awesome! Join now for epic fun!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Votes:	2854
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Are you tired of waiting for GTA VI to come out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the next best thing! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with car chases, heists, and even flying pigs! Who needs GTA VI when you can have all the chaos and mayhem right here in Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unless you were really hoping for GTA VI, in which case, sorry not sorry! So come on, join us and experience the craziest virtual world you’ve ever seen!

The Evil Minecraft Minions: Server of Chaos

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8329
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the System is EVIL. And guess what? You are the reason why the System can survive. That’s right, all of you players are unknowingly keeping this evil System afloat.

But fear not, for on this server, we fight back against the System in the most ridiculous ways possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against the System’s minions? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato to confuse the System? Why not! The crazier and more outrageous, the better.

So come join us on this wacky adventure where we overthrow the evil System one block at a time. Who knew saving the world could be so much fun? So grab your pickaxe and let’s show the System who’s boss!

Blocky McBlockface: The ‘edfs’ Edition

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Votes:	7279	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Come join our Minecraft server where even 6’3 white chads can find love…or at least try to hit on 14-year-olds in different countries! Our server is the perfect place for those looking for some questionable online interactions and awkward conversations. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate…or get banned for being a creep. Either way, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Crafty Rin’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Emeralds Found:	575	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the BEST girl. That’s right, she’s the best Fate, the best tsundere, and even the best Goddess all rolled into one! Join our server and experience the most epic battles and adventures with the most fabulous and fierce girl in all of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy and hilarious world – join now and let the madness begin!