NotSoHellish Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SoulfulSimplicity: Minecraft’s Not-So-Hellish Realm!

Action-Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficult, Difficulty, enemies, Exploration, FANTASY, Frustration, Gaming, Hell, horse riding, immersive experience, Minecrafts, normies, NotSoHellish, perseverance, Realm, skill-based, SoulfulSimplicity, souls fans, video games

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Magic Items Found:	2723	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is: you just ride your horse and hit shit. Why waste time building elaborate structures or mining for resources when you can just saddle up and go to town on everything in your path?

Join us for epic battles where the only weapons are hooves and swords, and the only strategy is to charge headfirst into the chaos. Watch out for flying pigs, exploding sheep, and the occasional rogue llama looking for a fight.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Horse Olympics, where players compete in events such as jousting, barrel racing, and synchronized jumping. The winner gets bragging rights and a shiny new saddle for their trusty steed.

So saddle up, grab your sword, and get ready for the ride of your life on our wild and wacky Minecraft server. Just remember: on this server, the only way to survive is to ride your horse and hit shit.

GoonCraft SMP: GooningGuru

AMA, anon stroking, anti-depressants, camera stroking, cock ring, drug combinations, GoonCraft, gooning, gooning advice, gooning items, gooning pleasure, gooning setup, GooningGuru, heart risks, lidocaine, Lube, mdma, medication combinations, never cum, numb cock, smp, stroking on discord, viagra

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are dedicated to gooning like never before. What’s gooning, you ask? It’s all about maximizing your pleasure while playing Minecraft, whether it’s through using special items, drugs, or even medication combinations.

Looking to enhance your gooning experience? Some players swear by using a cock ring and lube, while others go to extreme lengths by using lidocaine to numb their cock for longer strokes. Want to last longer without cumming? Try mixing antidepressants into the mix. And for those looking for a wild ride, some players have experimented with MMDA and Viagra – just be careful, it might stop your heart!

But that’s not all – on our server, we even have special Discord channels where players can stroke together on camera. It’s a whole new level of multiplayer experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and get ready to goon like never before. And don’t forget to ask us anything – we’re here to answer all your burning questions!

BlockyContraband

#clandestine activities, BlockyContraband, covert activities, deceptive actions, forbidden pleasures, illegal feeling, illicit sensations, illicit thrills, legal activities, moral gray areas, morally ambiguous behaviors, questionable activities, questionable pleasures, shady dealings, sneaky behaviors, societal norms, suspicious actions, taboo behaviors, under the table dealings, underhanded actions, unethical behavior

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9856
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of building a secret underground base that feels so illegal, you’ll be constantly looking over your virtual shoulder for the Minecraft police! Our server is filled with hidden traps, secret passageways, and mysterious characters that will keep you on your toes at all times. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a stack of diamond blocks! So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

7ElevenCraft Minecraft Server

7-eleven, 7ElevenCraft, Acquisition, Business, Canada, Competition, convenience giant, Expansion, International, Japan, market, Minecraft, mull, negotiations, News, parent company, potential deal, Proposal, Retail, Server, strategy, takeover offer, transaction

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Votes:	1745
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	3621
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some blocks and stuff, when suddenly a wild 7-Eleven from Japan appears! and get this, the parent company is like, “yo, Canada convenience giant, you wanna take us over?” and the Canada convenience giant is all like, “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

join our minecraft server and experience the epic battle between the 7-Eleven from Japan and the Canada convenience giant! will they merge peacefully or will it be an all-out war? who knows, man, who knows. but one thing’s for sure, it’s gonna be lit AF.

plus, we have the craziest mods and plugins you’ve ever seen. want to ride a flying pig into battle? done. want to turn all the mobs into dancing llamas? easy peasy. want to build a giant statue of a potato? why the heck not!

so come on, join us on this wild ride and see where the madness takes you. who knows, you might just become the ruler of the 7-Eleven empire or the Canada convenience giant. anything is possible in this wacky, unpredictable minecraft server.

KyivCraft: Modi’s Adventure

Adventure, bilateral relations, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, historical visit., Indian PM, international relations, Kyiv visit, KyivCraft, Modis, Narendra Modi, official visit, Political Visit, russia invasion, South Asia, summit meeting, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, world leaders

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

lol you gotta join this epic minecraft server because it’s like the Indian PM visiting Kyiv for the first time since Russia invaded Ukraine – totally unexpected and full of surprises! imagine the chaos and excitement of exploring a world where anything can happen, just like in real life politics. build your own empire and conquer lands like a true world leader, or team up with friends to create alliances and take down your enemies. with epic battles, hidden treasures, and secret alliances waiting for you, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and coming back for more. so join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime in this crazy minecraft world!

DinoNuggetCraft

ANCESTORS, Ancient, CARNIVORES, chickens, DELICIOUS, DinoNuggetCraft, Dinosaurs, Evolution, Food, Fossils, Genetic, History, lineage, meat, nuggets, Poultry, prehistoric, protein, Science, Tasty, theory

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8616
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Emeralds Found:	4562
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	New Chunks Explored:	925284
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Buildings Constructed:	43
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ores Mined:	2993
Star Shards Collected:	96	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dinosaur nuggets for days, man. like, imagine chompin’ on dem prehistoric snacks while buildin’ ur epic castle or whatever. plus, we got chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs. like, who needs eggs when u can have shiny rocks, amirite? also, our admin once tamed a creeper and made it his pet. true story, bro. so come on down and join the madness, cuz on this server, anything is possible. even dinosaur nuggets.

Welcome to PLAINS N’ (pee)KS – Where the grass is always greener… because we TP you to the perfect spot!

application, Computer, Discord, Events, exclusive, Friends, GRASS, Greener, group, java edition, memes, microphone, Minecraft, Peeks, perfect, Plains, Plugins, Requirements, Semi Vanilla, Server, simple voice chat, socialization, spot, Vanilla, VC, Whitelist

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	New Chunks Explored:	453068
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	6068
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Gods Slained:	1

Plains n’ Peaks Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Private Minecraft SMP (Java only)
Age Group	14-20 years old
Gameplay	Vanilla experience with quality of life plugins
Features	Events, VC hangouts, balanced economy
Requirements	Discord Minecraft Java Edition account Microphone and computer capable of running Simple Voice Chat mod

FAQs

Q: Can I join if I’m older than 20?

A: Unfortunately, Plains n’ Peaks is specifically for players between the ages of 14-20.

Q: Are private automated farms allowed?

A: No, Plains n’ Peaks does not allow private automated farms to maintain a balanced economy.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply by filling out the application form at the following link: Application Form

Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

A: Events on Plains n’ Peaks can vary, but they are typically fun activities or challenges for players to participate in.

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

activism, brutality, civil rights, democratic values, discrimination, freedom of speech, german girl, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Israel, KrautCraft, Minecraft, Oppression, police aggression, Police Brutality, police violence, political activism, protest, protest against Israel, protestor, Server, social justice, violence

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have German girls getting hit and beat down by police for protesting against Israel! That’s right, we take human rights and democratic values to a whole new level of chaos and hilarity. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous events and insane stories that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be this crazy? Join now and see for yourself!

BrainCellzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

brain cells, BrainCellzGoneWild, California dreamin’, Career Growth, city life, creativity, cultural diversity, driven individuals, entrepreneurial spirit, high cost of living, Innovation Hub, intellectual giants, intelligent people, Minecraft, movers and shakers, networking, opportunity, san francisco, smp, startup ecosystem, tech industry, urban lifestyle, West Coast vibes

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8339
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Crops Grown:	7518
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of playing Minecraft with a bunch of noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut? Well, it’s time to pack your bags and move to our server, where only the most intellectual giants reside. In our supercluster of brainiacs, you’ll find the most driven and intelligent players in the world.

Join us in San Francisco (not the real one, of course) and be part of a community where even the sheep have PhDs. Build epic structures with fellow geniuses, engage in intense debates about the best mining techniques, and participate in scholarly discussions about the most efficient ways to defeat the Ender Dragon.

Don’t waste your time with mediocre servers when you could be surrounded by the best of the best. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us in San Francisco, where the only limit is your IQ level.

GrieferGoneAWOL

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, GrieferGoneAWOL, Guilt, Infidelity, leaving without explanation, long distance relationships, Manipulation, marriage problems, moving on, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, self worth, toxic relationships, trust issues

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8361
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Towns Built:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Animals Bred:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Buildings Constructed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, secrets, and revenge! Just like this player’s husband, you never know what kind of scandalous drama will unfold next.

Witness crazy plot twists, like finding out your in-game partner has been building secret bases with other players behind your back. Or maybe uncovering a scandal where someone stole all the diamonds from the communal chest.

Join now for a thrilling experience that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Just remember, trust no one and always keep your pickaxe close.

Blocky Bed Bounce

Bed.., better than expected, blocky, bounce, Connection, discovery, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, fulfillment, Intimacy, INTIMATE, new experiences, Passion, Pleasure, satisfaction, sex position, sexual exploration, Surprise, Surprising, unexpected

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Votes:	3133	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We promise you’ll have more fun than you ever thought possible, just like that one sex position that turned out to be better than expected (wink wink).

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!