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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 3955 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7883 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 74 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 79 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1438 |
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