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Blocky Banter: 2024 Edition

#diseño, ACTUALIZACIÓN, banter, blocky, campeonatos, celebración., club, Comunicado oficial, deportes, Edition, EQUIPO, exitos, futbol, historia, identidad, Insignia, Liga de Campeones, modernización escudo, noticias, real madrid, renovación, trofeos, UEFA

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3913
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Star Shards Collected:	174	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring logos? Well, look no further because our server is like the Real Madrid of Minecraft servers! We’ve decided to modernize our iconic logo after our recent victories in the Champions League (of Minecraft, of course). Join us and be a part of the winning team! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet Cristiano Ronald- I mean, Steve-o Ronaldo in-game! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and score some epic goals… I mean, blocks!

Dad’sHouseNoSibsAllowed

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, DadsHouseNoSibsAllowed, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family home, Grief, Grieving Process, house ownership, house rules, Inheritance, Loss, party pad, personal space, property damage, Respect, sibling relationships, Siblings, Will

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6140	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Crops Grown:	9464	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of dealing with entitled siblings in real life? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft world where you can build your own house without worrying about your brother and sister crashing your party!

Imagine a world where you can finally have some peace and quiet in your own virtual home. No more uninvited guests trashing the place and causing chaos. On our server, you are the king or queen of your own castle, and no one can tell you otherwise!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get to enjoy a drama-free Minecraft experience, but you also get to explore crazy adventures and quests that will make you forget all about your real-life family drama. Who needs siblings when you have a whole virtual world to conquer?

So come on down to our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and maybe even a few explosions (in the game, of course). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DefectorCraft Minecraft Server

defector, DefectorCraft, diplomat, diplomatic career, diplomatic relations, Ex-North Korean, foreign relations, government leadership, government official, government position, high-ranking, international news, Korean defector, Korean Peninsula, Korean politics, Minecraft, North Korea, political appointment, political asylum, political defection, Server, south korea, vice minister

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3728
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Crops Grown:	2027
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

so like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and be all creative and stuff? well, on this server, we got this ex-north korean diplomat who defected to south korea and now he’s like a vice minister or something. like, how crazy is that? if u join this server, u can be part of this wild world where anything can happen. maybe u can even become a diplomat too, who knows? come join us and let’s make some diplomatic deals in minecraft, lol!

CraftyTaiwanDefense

Asia, Commitment, CraftyTaiwanDefense, cross-strait relations, Defence, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Military, military alliance, military capabilities, national security, political tensions, SECURITY, Strengthening, taiwan, Taiwan-US relations, trump

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we are committed to defending our land from any invaders, just like taiwan! we will protect our precious diamonds and emeralds with our lives, so come join us and be a part of the most badass army in all of minecraft! plus, we have a secret weapon that can turn any enemy into a chicken with just one click! so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s show trump who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Desert2JungleCraft

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate, desert, Desert2JungleCraft, ecological balance, ecosystem, Ecosystem Services, Environment, Evolution, geography, interconnectedness, JUNGLE, Life, Migration, Natural resources, Nature, sand, Survival, WIND

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5712
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin in a desert, minding your own business, when BAM! a huge gust of wind comes outta nowhere and blows all the sand to a jungle. like, what even, right? but that’s just the beginning of the craziness on this server.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my dude. and don’t even get me started on the diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory up in here, but with more explosions.

oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s a thing. you just gotta find the right combination of levers and buttons to unlock it. good luck with that, though.

so, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a clown on a unicycle, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those flying pigs. they’re sneaky little buggers.

Blocky Boom Minecraft Server

allahu akbar, Attack, blocky, boom, breaking news, car ramming, extremism, fear, International, investigation, Minecraft, News, Paris, Radicalism, Safety, security measures, Server, sidewalk café, Terrorism, terrorism alert, terrorism threat, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3749
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6093	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	1595
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a car ramming into a sidewalk café? Look no further! Our server is so explosive, it’ll make an allahu-akbar look like a firecracker. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the streets of Paris. Who needs boring old servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable experience? Come join the chaos and see what all the hype is about! Just be sure to hold on tight, because things are about to get explosive!

Minecraft server: JewCraft – Connecting Blocks and Minds!

activism, anti-semitism, awareness campaign, blocks, civil rights, Connecting, cultural identity, discrimination, equality, intersectionality, Jewcraft, Jewish community, jewish connection, Jewish history, marginalized groups, metwo, Minds.., Minecraft, minority rights, online movement, prejudice, racism, Server, social justice, social media, solidarity

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret Jewish connection that will blow your mind. Rumor has it that buried deep within our virtual world lies a hidden temple filled with diamonds, gold, and ancient artifacts that will make you richer than a villager trading emeralds for bread.

So why wait? Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of #metwo. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into or what kind of treasures you’ll discover. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor because things are about to get seriously silly.

ExBestieSlumberParty

adhd, alcoholic ex, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Connection, dating apps, eating disorder, ExBestieSlumberParty, friendship, Guilt, missed opportunity, moving cities, Physical attraction, ptsd, scattered thoughts, self improvement, sleeping with ex’s best friend, therapist affair, Therapy, threatening messages

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and find true connections…just like our player who found love with her ex’s best friend! Join us for a chance to meet your soulmate while mining for diamonds and battling creepers.

Our server is a safe space for all, especially those recovering from toxic relationships and looking to rediscover themselves. Our therapists (in-game, of course) are always available to help you work through any emotional baggage…or just give you tips on how to build the best castle.

Don’t worry if you get a little scattered, we understand ADHD and embrace all players for who they are. So come join us for a unique experience filled with love, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous romance. Who knows, you might just find your own best friend’s ex’s therapist’s cousin’s roommate to build a future with!

NoobAvoidanceCraft

abhorrence, Abomination, antipathy, aversion, avoidance, detestation, disdain, disgust, distaste, fear, hesitation, Loathing, NoobAvoidanceCraft, not even once, Phobia, refusal, rejection, reluctance, repugnance, resistance, won’t even try

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens. These feathered fiends have taken over the server and it’s up to you and your trusty pig steed to save the day.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Don’t worry, they’re actually pretty good dancers once you get to know them.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge”? It’s like regular parkour, but with a fiery twist. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows to roast while you’re jumping around!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Evil chickens and dancing creepers await!

PixelPrisonPanic

abuse of power, civil rights, excessive force, Greater Manchester Police, human rights violation, injustice, man left naked, misconduct, mistreatment, neglect in custody, PixelPrisonPanic, police abuse, police accountability, Police Brutality, police misconduct, police misconduct case, police misconduct investigation, police misconduct report, police negligence, prisoner rights, unlawful detention

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your epic castle and taming some llamas, when BAM! You get arrested by the Greater Manchester Police for no reason! And they don’t just throw you in a regular cell, oh no. They strip you naked and leave you there for hours, like some kind of weird punishment. But don’t worry, because on our server, that kind of crazy stuff doesn’t happen! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being humiliated by the police while playing Minecraft ever again. Plus, we have epic mini-games, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as wild as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

FamilyCraft: Not Just for Myself!

AMBITION, Competition, Contestant, Dedication, Entertainment, family, Familycraft, goals, IMPORTANCE, motivation, personal growth, Priorities, reality tv, relationships, sacrifice, Self, self improvement, Show, success, television, VALUES

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1082
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Towns Built:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got llamas that can rap battle with u. like, imagine spittin rhymes with a llama named Llama Del Rey. also, our diamond pickaxes have magical powers that can turn creepers into cuddly kittens. plus, our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will karate chop any griefers tryna mess with ur builds. come join the fun and let’s make some epic memories together, fam! 🐔💎🦙 #LlamaDelRey #CluckNorris #MinecraftMadness