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Zombie Pigmen Disco Party

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, NOTHING happens! That’s right, you heard us correctly. Our server is so crazy and wild that absolutely nothing ever goes down. You’ll spend hours wandering around aimlessly, wondering if anything will ever happen. But hey, isn’t that the beauty of it all? Join us now for the most uneventful Minecraft experience of your life!

Pixelated Pwnage Palace

bad updates, base healing, Battlebit Remastered, Beta, bugs, claymore spam, Community, competitive, Disaster, Feedback, First Person Shooter, Gaming, gimped features, IMPROVEMENTS, multiplayer, nerf, ONLINE, Palace, pixelated, pwnage, server browser, Updates, Vector

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4013
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme! This server is a freaking disaster in the best way possible. It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but with creepers and zombies instead of train cars.

It’s amazing how bad it’s become over the past year since release. Every update we do is like taking one step forward and two steps back. But hey, that’s what makes it fun, right?

Our server is known for its outright downgrades and new bugs that pop up every time we try to improve something. It’s like a game of whack-a-mole, but instead of moles, it’s glitches.

But don’t worry, we’ve made some good changes too. We’ve nerfed the vector because let’s face it, that thing was way too OP. We’ve also put a stop to claymore spam because nobody likes getting blown up every two seconds.

And let’s not forget about the server browser we added. Now you can easily find your way to our server and join in on the madness.

Oh, and we’ve also made it so you can heal at base. Because who has time to run around looking for health packs when there are mobs to slay and buildings to blow up?

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the glorious disaster for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

ChimpoutCraft: Where Germoids Burn Everything Down for Lulz

arrogance, Burn, burned down, chimpout, ChimpoutCraft, culture, decay of civilization, Destruction, discrimination, European, Germoids, History, Hypocrisy, ignorance, injustice, lulz, master race, protest, racism, society, Supremacy, violence, White

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where White European Germoids once burned down everything during a chimpout! But don’t worry, today they call themselves the “master race” and complain about the decay of civilization like it’s a hobby. 🤣

Join us for some insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans as we rebuild from the chaos left behind by those crazy Germoids. Who knew that destruction could lead to such a hilarious turn of events?

So grab your pickaxe, put on your helmet, and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off on our server. You won’t find a more outrageous and entertaining community anywhere else! 🤪

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and become part of the madness! 🤣🔥🎮

CraftyCrazies: The Neurotic Minecraft Server

anxiety, cognitive behavior therapy, coping mechanisms, CraftyCrazies, emotional instability, emotional regulation, fear, Insecurity, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, mindfulness, Minecraft, negative emotions, neurotic, neuroticism, personality trait, psychological disorder, self-care, self-doubt, Server, stress, Therapy, worry

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Crops Grown:	2685
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Towns Built:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where being neurotic is actually a good thing! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and suddenly their neurotic tendencies turned into superpowers! They could mine diamonds with their mind, build epic structures in seconds, and even tame creepers to do their bidding. It was truly a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, a sheep that can breakdance like no other. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden Hot Tub of Doom, where players can relax and unwind while being attacked by flaming zombies. It’s a real treat, let me tell you.

So, if you’re tired of being judged for your neurotic tendencies, come join our server where they are celebrated and embraced. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed. See you in the world of blocks and craziness!

OP Listen Up Minecraft Server

1. OP, active listening, Analysis, connection 5. music critique, conversation 3. understanding, critique, Empathy, ENGAGEMENT, Feedback, Interaction, Interpretation, Listen, Minecraft, Music, opinion 4. listening skills, perspective, response 2. communication, review, Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	New Chunks Explored:	140617
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few pesky creepers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a hidden village populated by friendly villagers who were all experts in trading rare items.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary dragon that roams the land, challenging players to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BoomCraft: Global Explosions

#youtube, artillery, BOOMCRAFT, Cannons, Countries, Defense, discussion, explosions, firepower, Fun, Global, History, hobby, International, Military, Shooting, Technology, Thread, US, Video, WARFARE, Watching, weapons

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Welcome to our explosive Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner pyromaniac! Ever wondered what it’s like to have cannons like in the US? Well, look no further because on our server, we have GIANT CANNONS that shoot out fireworks and diamonds!

Join us for some explosive fun as you watch these cannons light up the sky with a dazzling display of colors and sparkles. Trust us, it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fireworks factory where you can craft your own explosive creations. Who knew crafting could be so explosive?

So come join us on our explosive Minecraft server and experience the thrill of watching cannons in action. Just be sure to bring your safety goggles and earplugs – things are about to get LOUD!

CraftyPants Minecraft Madness

action, Adventure, Challenging, classic, CraftyPants, demon hunting, Demon Slayer, demon world, devil may cry, DMC2, Fast-paced, Gaming, Hack and Slash, madness, Minecraft, Play, PlayStation, ps2, Pst, Sequel, stylish combat, super fun, video games

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Villages Defended:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Votes:	1912	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magic Items Found:	8216

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of unicorns who have magical powers to make your Minecraft dreams come true. Want a castle made of rainbow blocks? They can make it happen!

2. We have a secret underground dance party room where players can show off their best moves and earn special rewards. Just make sure you know the secret password to get in!

3. Our server is home to the rarest diamond chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

4. The owner of the server is rumored to be a time traveler who can warp players to different dimensions within the game. Want to explore a world made entirely of cheese? He can take you there!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see where the madness takes you!

Villager Drama

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	43
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, the once most heralded RPG of all time! Move over FF6 and Chrono Trigger, because this server is where the real action is at.

Join us now and experience a world so epic, it’s been completely forgotten by everyone else. That’s right, we’re so underground, we don’t even have threads from people asking for remakes.

But don’t let that deter you, because on this server, you’ll embark on quests more thrilling than any other RPG out there. Build castles taller than the Eiffel Tower, mine for diamonds deeper than the Mariana Trench, and battle creepers fiercer than a mama bear protecting her cubs.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of something so legendary, it’s practically nonexistent in the gaming world. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty LOLz: Where the jokes craft themselves

#youtube, comedy, Craft, Crafty, digital age, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, lolz, Meme culture, memes, objective reality, observational humor, Popular, relatable, satire, social commentary, social media, trending, Video, viral content

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Farms Harvested:	630
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where memes are not just a way of life, they are the ULTIMATE TRUTH of our existence! Join us and experience the ENLIGHTENMENT of realizing that memes are the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave adventurer stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a dancing meme lord who bestowed upon them the power of infinite LOLZ. From that day on, they roamed the lands spreading joy and laughter wherever they went, all thanks to the MAGICAL memes of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANK meme vault, where only the most daring players can enter and claim the rarest and most valuable memes in all of Minecraft. Will you be the one to unlock the secrets of the vault and become a meme master?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of laughter, adventure, and of course, MEMES! Trust us, your Minecraft experience will never be the same again.

LazyCraft: Where self-improvement is so last season

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where self-improvement is so last season! Why bother working on yourself when you can join us and receive compliments from dudes for your strength and physique? Our server is filled with buff avatars who will cheer you on as you mine, build, and battle your way to glory. Say goodbye to self-improvement and hello to compliments from dudes on our server!

CraftyMangaFantasy

Adventure, better, Characters, CraftyMangaFantasy, Creatures, FANTASY, Favorite, genre, list, Magic, Manga, name.., Plot, Popular, Ranking, Read, Recommendation, series, storytelling, Top, world-building

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate fantasy land for all you blocky adventurers out there!

Join us on an epic quest to defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick and a parrot on your shoulder. Trust us, it’s totally possible (we think)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine through bedrock like it’s butter. Just be careful not to accidentally mine yourself into the void!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, take a trip to the Nether where you can challenge the Ghast King to a game of musical minecarts. Winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t find a better fantasy manga than this!