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Serveration SMP: Where Some Vanilla Beans Get Spilled – Adults Only!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Severation SMP Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla 18+
Server Software	PaperMC
Whitelisted	Yes
Rules	No griefing or stealing
Server Start Date	28/06

About Us

What started off originally as a friend group playing Minecraft together, evolved into a full blown community server, made by players interested in the community and comradery aspect.

Our Features

Shopping District
Dynmap
Interactive chat commands
Pre-Generated World
Creative Server (coming soon)
Leaderboards

Our Values

Focus on community and interactions
Establishing a good economy
Maturity is important

Joining Instructions

Fill out the application on our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	No griefing or stealing.
How do I join the server?	Fill out the application on our Discord server.
Is there an age requirement?	Players must be 18 years or older.
Are there in-game features like teleportation?	Yes, there are quality of life features like teleportation.

EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Divine Spears Created:	26
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through the lands between, where you can craft, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Our latest patch includes new features like flying pigs and exploding sheep – you never know what you’ll find around the corner!

Create your own character with our character planners and embark on epic quests with your friends. Need help navigating the world? Check out our interactive map to never get lost again.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a group password that will unlock hidden treasures and secret portals. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the chaos begin!

Pixelated Memories Minecraft Server

ai, Ai photo correction, alex jones, authentic, Blackpilled, blurry, campfires, CANDLES, family, Future, generation, Memories, Minecraft, photo correction, photography, pixelated, pixels, processing, Server, soft focus, subsurface level, uncanny valley effect., Warm, wax statue

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magic Items Found:	5968
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Alex Jones’ conspiracy theories? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question the very fabric of reality – just like that weird photo of Alex Jones’ family!

Join us and experience a world where pixels blend together like a bizarre AI experiment gone wrong. Who needs sharp focus when you can have a face that looks like a wax statue? It’s like living in a real-life meme!

Forget about traditional photography – on our server, every photo looks like it’s been through a subsurface level photo processing nightmare. You’ll never be able to tell what’s real and what’s AI, just like a generation that’s been raised on blurry, distorted images.

So come on down to our server and embrace the chaos. Who needs authentic photos when you can have a good laugh at the uncanny valley effect? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

BrotherBlock Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	267
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take exaggeration to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and over-the-top reactions!

Imagine a world where falling off a ladder turns into a full-blown emergency room visit! Our players are experts at blowing things out of proportion, just like the wife in this story who had her husband running around in a panic.

But don’t worry, we also have a supportive community that will call you out on your BS and make sure you’re not being a gaslighting jerk. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and ridiculous situations that will make you question reality.

So come on, join our server and experience the ultimate boy who cried wolf situation gone wrong! Just remember, don’t take anything too seriously and be prepared for some outrageous storytelling. See you in the game!

ChunkyCraft: AITA Dropout?

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3155
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you about your weight? Do they keep pushing you to go outside and be more active, but all you want to do is enjoy some delicious food in peace? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the weight-shaming drama!

Join us on this server where your size doesn’t matter, and you can build your dream world without anyone judging you. No more interventions or guilt trips about missing out on family activities like hiking or Disneyland. On our server, you can be as big as you want and still have a blast!

Forget about your family’s concerns and dive into a virtual world where you can be yourself without any pressure to change. Build a castle made entirely out of cake, create a giant hot dog statue, or just relax in your pixelated paradise without anyone telling you to hit the gym.

So come join us on this hilarious Minecraft server where being fat is not a problem, it’s a celebration! Let’s laugh, build, and eat virtual snacks together while leaving all the weight-related drama behind. See you in the game, chunky champions!

MythBusted Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Enchantments Applied:	168
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to debunk the myth that all Minecraft servers are the same!

Join our server and embark on a quest to prove that the earth is actually flat in Minecraft! That’s right, forget about all that round earth nonsense, we’re all about the flat earth theory here. Explore our custom-built flat earth world and uncover hidden treasures and secrets that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of secret alien overlords who are using Minecraft to communicate with humans. Join us and uncover the truth behind this out-of-this-world conspiracy!

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet! Who knows what other myths we’ll debunk next?

CraftyHacksMC

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4724
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	267
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Emeralds Found:	3002

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! That’s right, our server has a special mod that turns pigs into fearless warriors ready to take on any foe. And don’t worry, the chickens have been training in the art of ninja combat, so it’s sure to be an epic showdown.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant talking potato who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to claim the loot. Can you out-dance a potato? There’s only one way to find out!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

CraftyGessenConvict

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	2628

So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM, you’re in the middle of a crazy adventure! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers bustin’ out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even US journalist Masha Gessen got convicted in absentia in Russia just for talking smack about our military. That’s how powerful and insane our server is.

So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on over to our Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe some armor, just in case). Let’s get this party started, baby!

ServerShutdownMystery

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2768
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mines Excavated:	3351	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Crops Grown:	5067
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Yo, listen up! This server is like the internet’s secret lair, but in Minecraft form. If all servers shut down, this one would still be poppin’ off like a party that never ends. Join us and become a part of the enigmatic essence that will blow your mind, man.

We’ve got unicorns riding on rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move. You’ll never want to leave once you see the epic battles between giant chickens and evil squids. It’s like a never-ending adventure that will make your brain explode with excitement.

So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe. Who needs the real world when you can live in a place where anything is possible? Let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until the next server reset. Let’s do this!

TimeLordCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1767
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Star Shards Collected:	170
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	New Chunks Explored:	790274
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

join our minecraft server and experience time travel like never before! our clocks are so accurate, you’ll be able to go back in time and witness the dinosaurs roaming the earth. imagine riding a t-rex while mining for diamonds, it’s a once in a lifetime experience! plus, our clocks are so precise that you’ll never have to worry about being late for a creeper attack. come join us and embark on a journey through time and space in the most epic minecraft server ever created!