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Noob Haven 69

ever, happens.., Haven, Long, noob, Nothing, nothing ever happens, Trail

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
New Chunks Explored:	946970	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Tired of all the drama and chaos in other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, NOTHING EVER HAPPENS! That’s right, you can finally mine and build in peace without any interruptions or crazy events.

Join us for the ultimate chill experience where you can relax, unwind, and just enjoy the simple pleasure of placing blocks. Rumor has it that our server is so calm and quiet, even the creepers have taken a vow of silence.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a complimentary stack of diamond blocks and a pet chicken that can bake you cakes on command. Plus, our server is guarded by a unicorn with rainbow powers, so you’ll always be safe from any potential boredom or dull moments.

So why wait? Come join us on the most uneventful Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll need to worry about is how to resist the temptation to take a nap in your cozy pixelated bed.

MineRevoltUSA

activism, AMERICANS, CHANGE, civil disobedience, Cultural differences, Democracy, French, grassroots organizing, historical context, MineRevoltUSA, political apathy, Political Engagement, political resistance, protest, protest culture, public demonstrations, revolution, social justice, social movements, societal complacency, societal transformation

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dragons Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Tired of just sitting around and complaining like an American? Join our Minecraft server and channel your inner French protester! Our virtual streets are always filled with rioting players demanding change, whether it’s for better loot drops or more diamonds in the mines. Who needs political activism when you can overthrow the virtual government and establish a new order based on who can build the coolest castle? Join us and start a revolution…or at least have a good laugh while trying!

EUtopiaCraft

accession, application, EU, European Commission, European Council, European Economic Area, European Free Trade Association, european integration, european parliament, european union, EUtopiaCraft, grows, Iceland, JOINING, MEMBERSHIP, negotiations, Nordic countries, referendum, Schengen Agreement, Support

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

LOLZ, u know what else is growing? our EPIC minecraft server! join us and u will feel like u r moving closer to EU membership, but without all the political drama. our community is as chill as an iceberg, and we have support for u like a warm hug from a polar bear.

come build ur own igloo or ride a polar bear into battle against creepers. we got mini-games that will make u laugh so hard u might pee ur pants (pls don’t pee in ur pants tho, that’s gross).

so why wait? join us now and experience the icy coolness of our server. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret ice castle, u will be granted three wishes by the magical snowman king. true story, bro.

Happy Parents School Ads

Ads, back to school, Campaign, children, education, family, Happiness, Happy, Kids, Marketing, parenting, parents, School, school advertising, school community, school life, school stress, school success, school support, STUDENT

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Dragon Scales Harvested:	356

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even ur parents gonna be happy playin on it. yea u heard me right, ur parents gonna be jumpin for joy while they mine dem diamonds and build dem epic houses.

imagine ur dad, sittin at his computer, laughin and havin a blast as he battles creepers and builds a rollercoaster through a jungle biome. or ur mom, showin off her redstone skills and creatin a fully automated farm that puts all other farms to shame.

dis server is so amazin, even ur grandparents gonna wanna join in on the fun. picture ur grandma, showin off her pixel art skills and creatin a giant statue of a chicken that can be seen from miles away. or ur grandpa, goin on epic adventures with his friends and explorin every corner of the map.

so what are u waitin for? join dis server now and let ur whole family experience the joy of minecraft together. who knows, maybe ur pet goldfish gonna start playin too. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some crazy fun.

Graphene Transit: Next-Gen Device Fun

advanced materials, Bilayer graphene, Carbon materials, device, Device innovation, Edge states, Electron transport, electronics, Fun, graphene, Graphene applications, Graphene properties, Graphene research, Hidden pathways, innovation, nanotechnology, Next-generation devices, NextGen, Nonlocal transport mechanism, Science, semiconductor devices, Technology, Transit, Transport pathways

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! We got some next-level shenanigans happenin’ on our server, like hidden transport pathways in graphene! That’s right, you can teleport around the map using some crazy futuristic tech – just watch out for them edge states, they’ll getcha every time.

But wait, there’s more! Our electron transport in bilayer graphene is off the charts, with a nonlocal transport mechanism that’ll blow your mind. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “redstone contraption.”

So come on down and join us for some wild and wacky adventures. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have all this insanity? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Triocraft

banditry, boats, Community, Discord, Economy, Horses, Ip:, iron ingots, Looting, Mature, Minecarts, multiplayer, smp, Solo, Survival, Teleportation, Towny, Trading, Traditional, Triocraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Triocraft Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Economic Activity	Players are encouraged to trade using emeralds and diamonds.
Towny	Available for players looking to start communities.
Chest Locking	Solo players can use iron ingots to lock their chests.
Community Style	Intended for a more chill and mature community.
Banditry	Banditry and looting is still available and encouraged.
Transportation	Main modes include horses, boats, and minecarts with no teleportation.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join using the Server IP provided: 73.108.44.217
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, the Discord link is available in-game.
What is the gameplay style on Triocraft?	The server aims to recreate a classic vanilla Minecraft feel with added economic activities and community building elements.
Can I play solo on the server?	Yes, solo players can also enjoy the server and use iron ingots to protect their chests.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	While the server promotes banditry and looting, players are expected to respect others and maintain a mature behavior.

Starbucks Crafted Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, barista culture, barista job, barista skills, barista training, baristas, beverage industry, cafe experience, coffee, coffee culture, coffee drinkers, coffee industry, coffee lovers, coffee shop, crafted, customer service, job satisfaction, Opinions, Realms, service industry, Starbucks, Thoughts, work environment

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Yo, forget about Starbucks baristas, come join our Minecraft server where the villagers are the real MVPs! They serve up the best virtual lattes and frappuccinos you’ve ever tasted, all while fending off creepers and zombies like total bosses. Plus, where else can you find a barista who can also build you a sweet castle with a moat filled with lava? Join now for a caffeine-fueled adventure like no other!

“Love you more than diamonds 💎💕” – Minecraft SMP

cookie cake, DELICIOUS, dessert, diamonds, DIRTY, flirty, gift, INTIMATE, love, man, Message, Minecraft, Naughty, personalized, playful, Romantic, smp, Special, Surprise, SWEET, Treat, Unique, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Potions Brewed:	106
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

So like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where we all just build crazy stuff and have epic battles with mobs and each other. It’s like a war zone but with blocks and stuff. And get this, the admin is a literal wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to fight for us. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and enchanted gear. And the best part is, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. So one minute you’re a chicken, the next you’re a dolphin. It’s wild, man. You gotta join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

RingRulerCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Are you tired of trying to sneakily measure your girlfriend’s ring finger without her catching on? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Ring Finger Measurement Tool” that allows you to accurately measure her finger size without her suspecting a thing! Join now and become the ultimate secret agent boyfriend!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that poop out diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, DIAMONDS! So come join us and start collecting those sparkly treasures to impress your pixelated princess!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come out to boogie down! Get your groove on with zombies, skeletons, and creepers as you dance the night away in our virtual club!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

DesertBomberzMC

airstrikes, Bombing, Conflict, Defense, desert, DesertBomberzMC, foreign policy, general, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military intervention, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, russia, strategy, Syria, Syrian rebels, War

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Towns Built:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, this top Iranian general dude was, like, saying Russia was bombing the empty desert but really they were, like, attacking Syrian rebels. like, what even is that, bro?

if you join this server, you’ll be, like, part of the wildest adventures ever. we got, like, secret underground bases, flying pigs, and, like, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. it’s, like, totally nuts, man.

oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that makes you invincible? yeah, we got that too. so, like, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft experience ever. you won’t regret it, bro.

Royal Kingdoms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Kingdoms, royal

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6600
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. Why? Because my wives are there, man. And let me tell you, they are the most epic gamers you’ll ever meet. Like, they build these insane structures and slay mobs like it’s nobody’s business.

Plus, the community is lit AF. We have like, daily dance parties at sunset and everyone wears diamond armor. It’s like a rave, but with creepers.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rare loot? Yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there.

So yeah, come join us on the server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. My wives are waiting for you, bro.