nothing burger – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BurgerCraft: Where Burgers and Blocks Collide!

anger, blocks, BurgerCraft, BURGERS, China, collide, Conflict, craving, current events, Disappointment, Frustration, Geopolitics, Hunger, Invasion, iran, Israel, meaty burger, nothing burger, nukes, russia, taiwan, trigger, War, WWII

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up the juiciest burgers in town! 🍔🍔

Looking for some excitement? Well, on our server, you can battle it out with Russia triggering WWIII over who gets the last slice of pizza! And watch out for Iran launching nukes at Israel – they’re just trying to steal our secret sauce recipe!

But wait, there’s more! China is planning to invade Taiwan just to get a taste of our legendary burgers! 🍔🍔

So if you’re tired of those boring “nothing burgers,” come join us for some epic battles and delicious food! Who knows, you might even find the secret to world peace at our burger joint! 🌍🍔🤣

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Nothing Burger Minecraft Madness

Blacked porn, burger, Confirmed, Damage assessed, IRan attack, madness, Minecraft, Negligible, nothing burger, Official IDF response, POSTPONED, racial sex shaming, turned back on

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop action and chaos! Join us as we navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, where an IRan attack gets confirmed as a hilarious misunderstanding and the official IDF response gets postponed because they’re too busy watching blacked porn. But don’t worry, the damage is assessed as negligible, just like the chances of you not laughing your pants off on this server. And if that’s not enough, we also have racial sex shaming turned back on for some added spice! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

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Sano City

Buildings, fictional city, Flags, Ip:, Minecraft, PORT, Roleplay, Sano City, Server

Sano City is created in 2024, mainly focus on building a fictional city in minecraft. You can visit the buildings that we built in this server. All names and flags in this server is fictional, any similarity is purely coincidental. TO JOIN SERVER, YOU MUST TYPE THE SERVER IP WITH THE PORT!

sanocity.hopto.org:6

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SoulCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

bloodborne, bonfire, Character planners, dark souls, DaS2 SOTFS, DaS3, DaSR, demons souls, dsg, elden ring, FromSoftware, gameplay information, King’s Field, Lore, Minecraft, MODERN, online tips, player activity data, sekiro, Server, Soulcraft, Soulsborne

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is as wild as a creeper on caffeine!

Join us for epic adventures and insane shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks. Our community is filled with players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves, but in a good way!

Explore our world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and maybe even a few secret portals to other dimensions (or just a really cool cave system, who knows?).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free enchanted diamond sword that can turn your enemies into chickens (literally, it’s hilarious).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

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ABUs unite Minecraft SMP

Abu, ABUS, celebration, Customer, Decade, dog shit, flat tire, football, Happy, hate, joy, m6, manchester united, Minecraft, Reign, Rivalry, smp, Supporters, Ten Hag, trolling, unite, United

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride where chaos reigns supreme and drama is always on the menu.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a giant statue of a potato with laser eyes. Why? Because why not! Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building ridiculous structures, and starting epic battles over the most trivial things.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join their cause or fight against them? The choice is yours, but beware, those llamas are sneaky little buggers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

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BoyfriendBlastedParents

Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlastedParents, Cancer, Circumstances, family, Florida, Grandfather, Hospital, introduction, Labor Day weekend, Maryland, NY, parents, road trip, sad, School, stress, trip, uncle, Upset, Yelling

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Experience the thrill of meeting your virtual boyfriend’s parents, who may or may not be furious at your in-game family for not taking 10 minutes out of their schedule to say hi. 2. Build your own virtual bedroom and never leave it, just like the stressed-out father in this tale. 3. Explore the world of Minecraft while navigating the delicate balance of family relationships and drama.

So come on down to our server and let’s build some virtual bridges while we navigate through the chaos of family dynamics. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

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SelfLoathingCraft

Insecurity, low self-esteem, negative self-talk, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-blame, self-care, self-criticism, self-destructive thoughts, self-doubt, self-hatred, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, self-sabotage, SelfLoathingCraft

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, join our server and transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow powers! That’s right, you can prance around the world spreading glitter and rainbows everywhere you go.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is befriend them with your best chicken impression and they’ll lead you to riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And if that’s not enough, we also have a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. It’s like a rave party that never ends! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring old Steve forever!

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What is the IP for penguinz0 Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, penguinz0, Server

Penguinz0, also known as Cr1TiKaL, is a popular YouTuber known for his dry humor and deadpan delivery. He creates content ranging from video game commentary to comedic skits and reviews. His unique style has garnered a large following, with millions of subscribers across his various social media platforms. Penguinz0 is highly regarded for his honest and unfiltered commentary on a wide range of topics, making him a favorite among fans of online comedy.

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Secret Craft Minecraft Server

Bitcoin, bitcoin millionaire, BROKE, Craft, cryptocurrency, Deception, financial deception, financial fraud, financial secrecy, Financial Success, hidden riches, hidden wealth, MILLIONAIRE, millionaire lifestyle, Minecraft, pretending, riches to rags, secret, secret fortune, Server, undercover, wealth, wealth concealment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of players who are secretly Bitcoin billionaires pretending to be broke! Why would we do such a thing, you ask? Well, let’s just say that if anyone found out about our massive wealth, our lives would be in danger. So, we’ve decided to live out our days in the pixelated world of Minecraft, building epic structures and battling mobs to distract ourselves from the constant threat of being discovered. Join us for a wild ride of deception, intrigue, and hilarity as we navigate the treacherous waters of pretending to be poor while secretly swimming in cash. Trust us, it’s a blast!

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Altcoin SMP: The Next 100X Minecraft SMP

100x, Altcoin, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, emerging markets, finance, growth potential, high returns, high risk, investing, long-term investment., market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, portfolio diversification, potential gains, risk management, smp, Speculative, Tokenomics, Trading

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft and only getting coal in return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate altcoin of the gaming world! Join us and experience the thrill of finding that next 100X altcoin while exploring our vast and wacky world filled with hidden treasures and crazy challenges.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous Endermen who have a secret stash of rare altcoins hidden deep within the Nether. Will you be brave enough to venture into their domain and claim your fortune? Or will you fall victim to their pranks and end up with nothing but a pocket full of dirt?

Join us now and embark on the craziest altcoin adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land. Just remember, when it comes to altcoins, anything is possible in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

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Lost in TranslationMC

Communication, Cultural, Diverse, favorite song, Foreign, Global, Harmony, International, Language, linguistic, linguistics, Lost, Lyrics, Melody, multicultural, Multilingual, Music, non-English, translation, TranslationMC, unknown language, world music

Do you ever find yourself jamming out to a song in a language you don’t understand and thinking, “Wow, this slaps harder than a creeper explosion”? Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as that song, then look no further!

Our server is like a magical jukebox of international bops, where every block you break plays a different tune from a foreign land. Want to mine to the sweet sounds of K-pop? We got you covered. Feel like building to the rhythm of Russian folk music? Say no more. Our server is a melting pot of musical madness that will have you grooving while you’re crafting.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, a woolly party animal who loves to boogie down with players. Rumor has it that if you dance with the Disco Sheep long enough, you’ll unlock the ability to fly in-game. Yep, you heard that right. Who needs wings when you have a funky sheep to dance with?

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your taste in music, come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your dance moves perfected. See you on the dance floor!

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ToxicCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, ACCUSED, contamination, Court, criminal case, criminal trial, Environment, Environmental Crime, Environmental Protection, hazardous materials, illegal dumping, Justice, law, Legal System, Minecraft, Pollution, prosecution, Server, Sweden, toxic waste, ToxicCraft, trial, waste management

Yo, so like, imagine eleven people getting busted in Sweden for dumping toxic waste. That’s some next level criminal stuff, right? Well, guess what, our Minecraft server is so lit that even these toxic waste dumpers wanna join in on the fun.

Join us for some wild adventures and crazy builds. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some secret toxic waste dump site in the game. Just kidding… or am I? Come find out on our server and be part of the madness. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with some real-life criminals (just kidding again… maybe). Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

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