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BurgerCraft: Where Burgers and Blocks Collide!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up the juiciest burgers in town! 🍔🍔

Looking for some excitement? Well, on our server, you can battle it out with Russia triggering WWIII over who gets the last slice of pizza! And watch out for Iran launching nukes at Israel – they’re just trying to steal our secret sauce recipe!

But wait, there’s more! China is planning to invade Taiwan just to get a taste of our legendary burgers! 🍔🍔

So if you’re tired of those boring “nothing burgers,” come join us for some epic battles and delicious food! Who knows, you might even find the secret to world peace at our burger joint! 🌍🍔🤣

Nothing Burger Minecraft Madness

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Divine Spears Created:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop action and chaos! Join us as we navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, where an IRan attack gets confirmed as a hilarious misunderstanding and the official IDF response gets postponed because they’re too busy watching blacked porn. But don’t worry, the damage is assessed as negligible, just like the chances of you not laughing your pants off on this server. And if that’s not enough, we also have racial sex shaming turned back on for some added spice! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

LOSTMC

800 members, Active, active player base., admin core, admins, Bedwars, Community, Cracked, Discord, discord server, Faster, Friends, Help, Lostmc, mallu, match making, minecraft server, new friends, Player Base, reach for help

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Gods Slained:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Enchantments Applied:	248
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Lostmc Is An Mallu Community Free To Play Cracked Minecraft Server With An Active Player Base.

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1. Active Player Base : Lostmc Has An Very Well Active Player Base Which Helps Its Players Match Make Faster Than Ever! 2. Active Discord : Lostmc Has An Active Discord Server With More Than 800 Members, Helps Make Alot Of New Friends! 3. Active Admins : Lostmc Has An Active Admin Core To Help Its Players Reach For Help Faster Than Ever Before! ————————————————————–

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Pandora Smp S3: Where we pretend to be blocky characters and completely ignore square brackets

alliances, application, blocky, Brackets, Characters, colonial empire, Completely, End.., enemies, global peace, ignore, lone wolf, Minecraft, nation, Nether, neutral, Overworld, PANDORA, Peaceful, Possibilities, power, PRETEND, Revolutions, Server, shadows, smp, Square, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

PANDORA SMP SEASON 3
WITH JAVA AND BEDROCK CROSSPLAY
⇨ Create your own Nation! Forge Alliances! Crush your Enemies and show everyone your Power!
⇨ Ignite Revolutions and found your Colonial Empire!
⇨ Become a Lone Wolf lurking in the Shadows!
⇨ Be a neutral and Peaceful Nation striving to achieve Global Peace!

Details

1.21 Survival
Unique Overworld, Nether and End!
Whitelist and Application
Hundreds of active Players
Perfectly optimised to minimize lag
Best suited for Content Creators, Streamers and Roleplayers!
Filled with lore, events, wars, alliances and more…
Active Staff, Quick Support and Tutorials/Guides

*Invite Link: https://discord.com/invite/cQTfB7D4cs*

It is time to take matters into your own hands and Decide Your Destiny! ** There is a lot left to be done… The 3rd Season of the Pandora SMP is launching alongside 1.21, don’t miss it!

FAQ

1. Can I join the server as a solo player?

Yes, you can join as a solo player and choose your own path in the world of Pandora SMP. However, forming alliances with other players or creating nations can enhance your gameplay experience.

2. How do I apply for whitelist?

To apply for whitelist, you can join the Discord server using the invite link provided and follow the instructions in the whitelist application channel.

3. Are there any rules in the server?

Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming environment for all players. The rules are listed in the Discord server and the staff members can provide guidance if needed.

4. What kind of events can I expect in the server?

The server is filled with various events such as wars, alliances, lore-based roleplaying events, and more. These events add depth and excitement to the gameplay experience.

5. Is there a tutorial or guide available for new players?

Yes, the server has active staff members who can provide tutorials and guides for new players to help them navigate the world of Pandora SMP. Feel free to ask for assistance when needed.

Discord Friends Minecraft Server

2019, Communication, digital connections, digital relationships, Discord, friend limit, Friends, largest number of friends, maxed out, Minecraft, networking, one friend, Online Community, online friends, online interactions, relationships, Server, simultaneous friends, social media, social-networking, socializing, Technology, virtual friendships

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Are you tired of only having one friend on Discord? Well, join our Minecraft server and you’ll have so many friends, you won’t know what to do with them all! We guarantee you’ll have more friends than you can count, all fighting over who gets to play with you next.

Our server is so popular, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it, the Creeper is planning a surprise party for all the players. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’re throwing the wildest block parties you’ve ever seen.

So come on down to our server and join the friendliest community in Minecraft. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole virtual world of crazy characters waiting to be your BFFs?

OracleCraft Minecraft Server – Breaking Blocks, Not Promises

blocks, BREAKING, breaking news, collusion market, Deliver, DJT collusion, DJT market, erroneous verdict, Failure, market, market resolution, Minecraft, News, oracle, ORACLE FAILS TO DELIVER, OracleCraft, Polymarket, Promises, resolution servicing, restructuring, restructuring oracle, restructuring process, Server, SHUK, SHUK news, verdict error

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Votes:	762
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server, let’s call it “CrazyCraft,” is like a rollercoaster ride through the wildest corners of the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join CrazyCraft, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players stumbled upon a hidden realm filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. They had to battle their way through an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords to reach the treasure at the end. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on CrazyCraft!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is currently undergoing a major overhaul to become the first-ever Minecraft server with a built-in oracle. That’s right, you can now consult mystical beings to help you make important decisions in the game. Need to know which block to mine next? Just ask the oracle!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a resolution servicing system that will solve any in-game disputes with the wisdom of a thousand villagers. Say goodbye to arguments over stolen diamonds or griefed builds – our resolution team has got your back.

So come join us on CrazyCraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional dragon attack). See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

BlockyBaddie Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Love Letters Sent:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are they constantly building secret underground lairs filled with traps and lava pits on our Minecraft server? If so, they’re probably not the best person to invite to your virtual blocky world. Join our server where you can unleash your inner villain and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players! Just make sure to watch your back, because you never know when someone might sneak up behind you with a TNT cannon. So come on, join us for some chaotic fun and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft mastermind!

MineCraftHacksAndLaughs

career tips, communication skills, delegation, efficiency, goal-setting, job satisfaction, life hacks, MineCraftHacksAndLaughs, multitasking, organization, Prioritization, problem solving, productivity, professional development, self-care, Stress Management, Time management, work, work smarter not harder, work success, work-life balance

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Animals Bred:	173	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Are you tired of boring old work meetings and endless emails? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your work woes.

Our server is like a virtual office where you can build your own cubicle, mine for resources, and even battle your coworkers in epic PvP matches. Need a break from your boss breathing down your neck? Just hop on our server and build a secret underground lair to hide in.

But the real reason you should join our server? The legendary office party we throw every Friday night. Picture this: a giant disco ball, a DJ playing sick beats, and a dance floor made entirely out of diamonds. Trust me, you won’t find a better work-related life hack than this. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best virtual work life!

EstonianCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic states, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Estonia, Estonia-Russia Relations, EstonianCraft, EU, European affairs, European Commission, European Council, european integration, european parliament, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Kaja Kallas, leadership, Minecraft, Politics, prime minister, russia, Server, women in politics

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crops Grown:	9953	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

lol imagine a Minecraft server where Kaja Kallas is the boss, leading the charge against Russia and taking over the EU foreign policy like a total boss. Join this server if you want to be part of a crazy adventure where you overthrow corrupt governments and build epic structures in the name of freedom. Plus, Kaja Kallas might even teach you how to do some sick PvP moves with her political prowess. So come on, join now and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

MagicMaldivesCraft

arrest, arrested, black magic, Conspiracy, Corruption, crime, Dark Arts, illegal activities, law enforcement, MagicMaldivesCraft, Maldives, Maldivian government, Maldivian politics, Minister, occult, Politics, President Muizzu, scandal, sorcery, Supernatural, witchcraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5004
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Epic Quests Completed:	21
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Magic Items Found:	1530	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mines Excavated:	3286	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

join our minecraft server and become a wizard like the maldives minister who got arrested for doin black magic on the president! cast spells, summon dragons, and turn your enemies into chickens! who needs politics when you can rule your own kingdom in minecraft land? come join us and let the magic begin!

FertilityFailCraft

barren planet, childbearing, demographic anomaly, Earth, fertility, FertilityFailCraft, global catastrophe, Guinness World Records, human biology, hypothetical scenario, infertility, infertility crisis, infertility epidemic, medical marvel, Population, record-breaking event, reproductive health, unprecedented situation, unusual circumstances, World record, youngest person alive

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	238	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so lit that Guinness World Records gotta make a new category for the youngest person alive? well, look no further cuz this server is where the magic happens!

we got players so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. we got mobs so savage, they’ll challenge you to a dance battle instead of attacking. we got diamonds so plentiful, you’ll be swimming in them like Scrooge McDuck in his money bin.

join us and be part of the craziest, most epic minecraft server in the universe. who needs fertility when you can have this much fun? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of history in the making!

RoboSkillz: Memory Boost 3000

assistive technology, Attention Improvement, Attention Training, Best Paper Award Nominee, Boost, Carmen, cognitive skills, Cognitively Assistive Robot, executive functioning, Home-based Therapy, mci, Memory, memory improvement, Memory Training, mild cognitive impairment, motivation, Neurorehabilitation, Neurorehabilitation Therapy, research study, RoboSkillz, robotics, Tabletop Robot

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Potions Brewed:	154
Dragon Scales Harvested:	331	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mines Excavated:	3832
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! We got robots and stuff, like this one robot called CARMEN. She’s like a little homie who helps you get your brain game on point, ya feel me?

So, like, if you wanna level up your memory, attention, and executive functioning, CARMEN’s got your back, bro. She’ll be all up in your crib, teaching you mad skills and making you the smartest player on the server.

Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft master with CARMEN by your side! Don’t miss out on this lit opportunity, homies! Let’s get this brain party started!