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Noth ing Per sonal Han s Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mines Excavated:	1115	Enchantments Applied:	246
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Farms Harvested:	633
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We’ve got a community of players who are constantly pranking each other, stealing each other’s diamonds, and causing chaos at every turn.

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even the occasional dance-off (yes, dance-off)! Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with drama, alliances, and betrayals around every corner.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary secret base where all the admins hang out, plotting their next devious scheme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and remember, it’s nothing personal, Hans.

CraftyMemes: Where 4chan trolls unite & build epic blocks. Email verification optional!

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Zombie Dances:	8
Dimension Hops:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle dragons with diamond swords, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so epic that even Reddit is talking about us – we’re basically celebrities in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Daddy’s Minecraft Daycare: Where we make sure you’re growing… your diamond collection!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2760
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come on over to our server where we have a dedicated team of daddies making sure you’re growing properly! That’s right, we’ll nurture you like a delicate little sapling and watch you flourish into a beautiful Minecraft player.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that leads straight to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted loot. But be warned, the roller coaster is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to give you a friendly BOOM!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Daddy’s waiting for you!

Crafty Taco Town: Where All Latinos Are Born Equally (in Minecraft)

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4438
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9741
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all Latinos are born with special abilities that make them unique! From super speed to flying powers, you never know what kind of crazy skills you’ll encounter on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of racing against a Latino player who can run at the speed of light or battling a flying Latino who can shoot fireballs from the sky. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

But beware, not all Latinos are created equal on our server. Some may have the power to turn invisible or teleport at will, making them tricky opponents to defeat. So gather your friends and get ready for an epic adventure filled with surprises and laughs.

Join us now and discover why aren’t all Latinos born equally on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Nijisanji Stock Market Madness: Crafty Chaos Edition

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	73	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	347	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Look no further, because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join now for a chance to witness the epic rise and fall of virtual empires, just like the stock market crash of Nijisanji!

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From the treacherous buyback cycles to the epic battles for stock performance bonuses, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Will Nijisanji survive the fallout? Will the top cream bail out before it’s too late? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be a wild ride!

And don’t miss out on our exclusive stock numberfag bonus! Watch as new investors try to predict the next big bounce, only to be thwarted by shorters trying to screw each other out of money. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos and drama of Nijisanji like never before. It’s a slow and quiet corpo death you won’t want to miss!

YIIKcraft: Legacy Edition – Where Earthbound Meets Minecraft!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Emeralds Found:	5389
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Earthbound knock offs? Want a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where YIIK has more of a legacy than all those other copycats combined!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where llamas rule the land and creepers are actually friendly pets. Build your own empire out of diamond blocks and watch as unicorns prance through the forests. But beware, for the evil Ender Dragon is always lurking, ready to challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.

So why settle for the same old, same old when you can join our server and experience the true power of YIIK? Trust us, once you’ve seen a pig riding a minecart through a rainbow, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BritPolCraft – No Evil Allowed! Join the madness!

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7467	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take mandatory reading to a whole new level! You’ll need to read the entire Bible and listen to Isaiah 5:20 on repeat before you can even think about joining our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! We have nine-year-olds running malicious WhatsApp groups, so you know things are always exciting. And don’t forget about our special forces wiping out Putin’s Black Sea Fleet – talk about drama!

Join us as we fight the fake stamp epidemic from China with Royal Mail and witness carers fighting to clear their name over a 30p a week benefit error. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a full-blown culture war between the Tories and Labour over “shutting women up.” Plus, Sadiq Khan getting heckled over knife crime at the London Mayor hustings – it’s chaos!

But don’t worry, we’ve also got SSE’s battery storage system fully operational, so at least we’re doing something right. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – you won’t regret it!

ZombiePocalypse: Andy & Leyley’s Coffin Adventure #167

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1013
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Our server is so amazing, it’s like stepping into a whole new world where anything is possible.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and hidden dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it that there’s even a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are friendly.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Coffin of Andy and Leyley, a mystical artifact said to grant its owner unlimited power. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the most powerful player in the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the Endermen are better at housework than the men

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Tired of dealing with domestic abuse, child abuse, and misogyny from men? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only abuse you’ll encounter is from the federal government and their lobbyist nepotist masters!

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting off corrupt politicians and their cronies who are trying to take over the virtual world. But don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of tools and weapons at your disposal to take them down and restore peace to the land.

So come join us and experience a whole new level of chaos and mayhem in Minecraft. Who needs creepers and zombies when you have corrupt politicians to battle against? Let the madness begin!

NarutoCraft: Where Creeper meets Ninja, waiting for Sasuke and Kishimoto to return!

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Are you tired of waiting for your favorite anime creators to come back with new content? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret portal that leads directly to the anime dimension where you can hang out with all your favorite characters while you wait for the next season to drop! Join us now and become besties with Naruto and Sasuke while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs new episodes when you have a whole new world to explore with your anime pals? Join us today and say goodbye to boring wait times!

Crafty Avoidance Server: Where Even Creepers Can’t Find You /b/

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	675477
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the mundane! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, or battle it out in PvP arenas where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cake (not real cake, unfortunately).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to ride a flying pig into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring Minecraft forever! Who needs reality when you have a world where pigs fly and chickens wear bling?