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Are you tired of boring, lame Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further, because our server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of deranged pandas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of cake and cookies. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.
Explore our world filled with floating islands made entirely of cheese, where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. It’s lit, literally.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

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AdultingSMP: UnpreparedProbs
Adulthood, adulting, adulting problems, AdultingSMP, career decisions, communication skills, Decision making, emotional intelligence, financial management, INDEPENDENCE, Life skills, long-term planning, mental health, problem solving, relationships, responsibilities, self-care, self-discipline, Stress Management, Time management, unexpected challenges, UnpreparedProbs, work-life balance
So like, have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and then suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face? Yeah, that’s basically the adult problem nobody prepared you for. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have creeper repellent! Just kidding, we don’t actually have that, but we do have a community of players who will have your back when those pesky creepers try to ruin your day.
Join our SMP for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie villagers. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted golden carrots. The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!
So come on, join us and experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Or team up with your friends to defeat the Ender Dragon using only wooden swords and leather armor. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who’s counting?).
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

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New Server IP
SkinnyLegendsCraft
body image, cravings, discipline, Exercise, genetics, healthy eating habits, lifestyle choices, mental strength, metabolism, mindful eating, Moderation, nutrition, overeating, portion control, self-control, SkinnyLegendsCraft, temptation, Thin, weight management, wellness, Willpower
Are you tired of being surrounded by skinny Minecraft characters who never seem to gain weight no matter how many virtual cakes they eat? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!
Join us and indulge in all the pixelated goodies you want without any consequences. Our server has a special “Eat All You Want” feature that allows you to chow down on as many virtual treats as your heart desires without ever gaining a single pound.
No need to worry about counting calories or fitting into those tight Minecraft armor sets – on our server, the more you eat, the stronger you become! So come join us and show those skinny players what real power looks like. Who needs a six-pack when you can have a whole cake instead?

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New Server IP
Putin’s Revenge Minecraft Server
aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, Fight, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, Nightmare, Politics, putin, Putins, Revenge, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, U.S, world affairs
lol come join our minecraft server where u can fight putin without the u.s. cuz europe is in trouble yall. we got putin roaming around causing chaos and u gotta stop him with ur mad minecraft skills. build a wall, make alliances, start a revolution, do whatever it takes to save europe from this nightmare. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we know u gonna need it. so what u waiting for? join now and show putin who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world.

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New Server IP
EuroBlockCraft: Defend Us from RusCraft
american allies, American protection, AMERICANS, collective security, DEFEND, EuroBlockCraft, european defense, european safety, european security, european union, Europeans, foreign policy, global politics, International security, military alliance, nato, RusCraft, russian aggression, Russian threat, russians, transatlantic relations., Tusk, united states
Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, 500 million Europeans are like, “Yo, 300 million Americans, can you protect us from 140 million Russians?” And like, that’s just crazy, right? So you know this server is gonna be wild and full of epic battles and alliances and stuff. Plus, there’s like, secret underground bases and hidden treasure chests everywhere. So come join the fun and be part of this epic showdown! Let’s goooooo!

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New Server IP
Crafty History Avoidance
avoidance, Awareness, Caution, consequences, Crafty, education, good people, growth, History, Humanity, knowledge, learning, lessons, malicious people, MISTAKES, past, Prevention, progress, Reflection, Repetition, society, Understanding
join dis epic minecraft server where u can learn history and make mistakes just like the malicious peeps! we got crazy stories and op info that will blow ur mind. u wont believe the shenanigans that go down in dis server. come join us and be part of the chaos!
IP: historymistakeslol.About.minecraft

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New Server IP
Manic Minecraft Madness
1904, ADHD presentation, adult adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Behavior, carl jung, cognitive function, Diagnosis, Emotional Dysregulation, historical perspective, madness, MANIC, manic mood, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, mood disorders, neurodevelopmental disorder, Psychiatry, psychiatry research, psychological analysis, Psychology, Symptoms
LOL come join our minecraft server, where we have more chaos than a squirrel on a trampoline! we got so much fun stuff happening, you’ll be like “whaaaaat is even going on?!” like that time when a creeper accidentally blew up our entire castle and we had to rebuild it with diamond blocks.
we got so many cool mini-games, like spleef but with lava instead of snow. and our players are so wacky, you’ll be laughing your pants off at the crazy stuff they do. like that one time when someone built a giant statue of a potato and everyone started worshipping it as their new god.
plus, our server is like therapy for your brain. carl jung said something about ADHD and emotional dysregulation, but who needs all that when you can just come play minecraft with us and forget all your problems? so come join us, where the only thing you’ll be regulating is how many diamonds you can mine in one day!

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New Server IP
CatfireWork server minecraft
188443, 18844395922548, banner, BUNS, CatfireWork, Good admins, Lazy, Minecraft, Server, Vanilla
Vanilla server minecraft with buns and good admins
CatFirework.aternos.me:37619

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New Server IP

Aegea

Aegea, BetterRTP, betterteams, Chest Protection, chunky, Close-Knit Community, Coreprotect, Decent Holograms, Essentials, Factions, GroupManager, GSit, LWC, Player Ranks, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Server Rules, smp, Spigot, Teleportation, trade signs, VAULT

Welcome to Aegea!
aegea.mcserver.us

Description
We are a Spigot SMP server with plugins for fun gameplay, economy, and ranks. Players can use various commands for teleportation, trading, locking chests, and more.

Ranks	Description
Guest	Starting rank with basic privileges
Builder	Basic player rank with 5 /sethomes
Artisan	Higher rank with more commands and /sethomes
Noble	Advanced player rank with additional privileges
Premier	Highest rank elected monthly

Rules
1. No griefing
2. No stealing
3. No PvP without consent
4. No spamming
5. No hacking
6. No toxicity
7. Have fun 🙂

Plugins Used
CoreProtect, Essentials, LWC, Vault, Decent Holograms, GSit, BetterTeams, BetterRTP, Chunky, GroupManager, WorldEdit, WorldGuard

Frequently Asked Questions
Q: How can I rise through the ranks on the server?
A: Players are promoted after reaching playtime milestones. Starting as a Guest, players can advance to Builder, Artisan, Noble, and potentially Premier through monthly elections.
Q: Are there any specific rules players must follow?
A: Yes, the server enforces rules against griefing, stealing, PvP without consent, spamming, hacking, and toxic behavior. The primary rule is to have fun while respecting others.

Senpai’s Shiori’s Realm 1.20.1
1.20.1, AUTHORITY, breaking norms, challenging authority, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, Disrespect, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., Hierarchy, Japanese culture, peer interactions, questioning authority, questioning tradition, Realm, school dynamics, Seniority, Senpais, Shiori, Shioris, social norms, student behavior, student relationships
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because Shiori is straight up savage, dissing her senpais left and right! It’s a total free-for-all of disrespect and chaos, you won’t believe your eyes, man! Plus, the PvP action is lit, like a dumpster fire on a hot summer day. So come on, join us and witness the madness for yourself!

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New Server IP
CraftyLifeChanger
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Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to mine that seemingly insignificant block of dirt, only to uncover a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha-cha! Who knew that one tiny choice could lead to a life-changing adventure filled with epic quests, magical treasures, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are (in a good way, of course)! So come on, take a chance and join us on this wild ride – who knows what other unexpected surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky madness!

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