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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Are you tired of boring, lame Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further, because our server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of deranged pandas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of cake and cookies. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.

Explore our world filled with floating islands made entirely of cheese, where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. It’s lit, literally.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

CelebCeptionCraft

CelebCeptionCraft, Celebrities, celebrity culture, celebrity interviews, Entertainment, Interviewing, long tail, Media, podcast culture, podcast guests, podcast hosts, podcast industry, podcast trends, podcasting, podcasting celebrities, podcasting celebrities trend, podcasting industry, podcasting interviews, popular podcasts, tags

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Potions Brewed:	118	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69

so like, u know how everyone is all about celebs these days? well, on this epic minecraft server, u can be the ultimate celeb! we got famous youtubers, tiktok stars, and even a talking llama who once dated a famous actor. join us and become the next big thing in the podcast industry! who needs real life when u can be a virtual celeb in minecraft? come join the fun and start your rise to fame today!

JurassicCraft: LokiceratopsRealm

ancient animals, Campanian, centrosaurine dinosaurs, ceratopsid, dinosaur evolution, dinosaur fossils, dinosaur species, extreme endemism, Fossil discovery, Judith River Formation, jurassiccraft, Lokiceratops rangiformis, LokiceratopsRealm, Montana, new genus, new species, Palaeontologists, paleontological research, Paleontology, prehistoric creatures, regional radiation, scientific discovery

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

yo, so like, imagine this: you join this cray cray minecraft server and BAM you’re transported back to the Cretaceous period where you gotta survive with a bunch of dinos running around. but get this, there’s a new species of ceratopsid called Lokiceratops rangiformis that’s like, the ruler of the server. you gotta team up with other players to take down this beast and claim your spot at the top of the food chain. it’s a wild ride full of epic battles and prehistoric shenanigans. so come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this dino-infested world!

Seven Kingdom Soap Making Party

Adventure, alliances, Battles, camaraderie, Competitions, Economy, Features, Journey, Kingdom, Kingdoms, Legends, Lore, Magic, making, Myths, Party, Plugins, Politics, power, Quests, smp, soap, Souls, Trade, Treasure

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Emeralds Found:	3352	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	147	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9

The 7 Kingdoms SMP Overview

Feature	Description
Unique Overlords	Seven distinct overlords each with their own realm and abilities
Lore and Gameplay	A rich world with secrets, legends, and quests
Player Driven Economy	Form alliances, trade resources, and navigate politics
Custom Plugins	Exclusive plugins enhancing gameplay and lore
Community Events	Server-wide competitions and events

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the following IP: 178.32.101.85

Q: Is there a Discord server for communication?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/yAfteuJ7eB

Q: What can I expect in terms of gameplay?

A: You can expect a world filled with challenges, quests, politics, and player-driven economy

Q: Are there specific rules I need to follow?

A: Yes, please refer to the rules section on our Discord server for more information

Blocky Baptist Church Minecraft Server

1850, 19th century, African American, African American history, Baptist, Baptist church, Blacks, blocky, Chicago, Chicago history, Chicago population, Church, construction, fake history, History, Illinois, Midwest, Minecraft, Population, racial history, religious history, Server, urban development, urban growth

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Star Shards Collected:	199
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Zombie Dances:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magic Items Found:	3313

Come join our Minecraft server where we have recreated the bustling city of Chicago in 1850 with a population of 30k…or so they say! Explore our wacky version of history where the citizens of Chicago were actually all secretly llamas in disguise. Join us for a chance to uncover the truth behind this hilarious conspiracy and maybe even ride a llama or two around the city! Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and embark on an adventure like no other!

CraftyKids Minecraft Server

back garden, Boundaries, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, coping with trauma, CraftyKids, dinner invitation, forced to go, Healing Process, mental health, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, pool with slide, recovery journey, Server, sex trafficking, sexual abuse, South Korean, strip naked, support system, survivor, Therapy

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will make you forget all about awkward family dinners.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have pools with slides just like the one in this story. But don’t worry, we won’t make you strip naked to join in on the fun (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).

Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like the unexpected twist in this tale. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into while exploring our virtual world?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as this story, come join us for a wild ride. Just remember to bring your swim shorts (or not, we won’t judge)!

OneChanceMC Server

cheating boyfriend, crab cakes, Disappointment, envy, ER receptionist, falling out, family drama, one chance, OneChanceMC, overreacts, salad, Server, sisterly love., sleeping in car, strained relationship, Struggling, successful job, Summer, tough decision, tough love, tough situation

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Votes:	2638	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, backstabbing, and sibling rivalry that will make your own family drama look like child’s play.

Just like the tension between the OP, his sister, and his wife, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Will you team up with your friends or stab them in the back for your own gain? Will you build alliances or break them at the first sign of trouble? The choice is yours on our server!

And just like the OP’s sister, who couldn’t keep her mouth shut, you never know what outrageous things you’ll hear in our server chat. From insults to drama to downright hilarious moments, our server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most drama-filled Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you on the edge of your seat?

GayAwayCraft

acceptance, Apology, Beliefs, Bisexual, Boundaries, Catholic, Church, Communication, Decision making, FAITH, family, GayAwayCraft, LGBTQ, parenting, reconciliation, relationships, Religion, Respect, self-acceptance, Support, Understanding

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ores Mined:	7116	Void Gems Collected:	25
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, family dynamics, and unexpected plot twists!

Picture this: a 47-year-old dad, two kids, a Catholic upbringing gone wrong, a bisexual son, a toxic relationship, and a sudden return to faith. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Join us as we navigate through the ups and downs of family life, religion, and self-acceptance. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

So come on down and join the chaos! Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own beliefs and life choices along the way. Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

attachment issues, bad relationships, BlockyLove, childhood trauma, codependency, denial, Emotional Abuse, enabling behavior, fear of being alone, fear of change, financial dependence, hope for change, lack of self-worth, love addiction, low self-esteem, Manipulation, Minecraft, relationship patterns, Server, societal pressure, toxic relationships, trauma bonding, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Are you tired of being stuck in a bad relationship with boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is like the perfect partner – always there for you, never boring, and full of surprises.

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about getting bored again. We have so many crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or building a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So why stay in a bad relationship with other servers when you can join ours and have the time of your life? Come on over and let the fun begin!

MythBusterCraft

BELIEF, childhood myth, common misconception, common myth, cultural myth, debunked myth, Fallacy, false information, folklore, historical myth, Misconception, mistaken belief, MythBusterCraft, mythological belief, old wives tale, popular misconception, superstition, traditional belief, Truth, urban legend, widely believed myth

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	324
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft server where players believed that if you built a house out of diamonds, a magical unicorn would appear and grant you three wishes. Turns out, the unicorn was actually just a sneaky player in a unicorn costume trying to steal your diamonds! But fear not, on this server, you can team up with other players to outsmart the diamond-stealing unicorn and protect your precious loot. Join now for a chance to unleash your inner unicorn hunter and uncover the truth behind this legendary myth!

CraftyRussianArtTeacherMCServer

art teacher, Corruption, court case, CraftyRussianArtTeacherMCServer, crime, eastern europe, Imprisonment, International, Jail, Justice, law enforcement, Legal, Legal System, money laundering, political tension, punishment, Russian, scandal, sentencing, transferring money, Ukraine

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Potions Brewed:	87
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian art teachers are not thrown in jail for sending money to ukraine! instead, they are hailed as heroes and given diamond armor and a pet llama to ride around on.

we have a secret dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a giant chicken named boris. if you can defeat him, you will be rewarded with a magical pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit.

our community is filled with friendly players who love to build ridiculous structures like a giant toilet made entirely out of gold blocks.

so come on over and join the fun! who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in minecraft?