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Crafty Dicks – Where Minecraft meets questionable website reviews

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2001
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of boring, lame Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further, because our server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of deranged pandas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of cake and cookies. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.

Explore our world filled with floating islands made entirely of cheese, where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. It’s lit, literally.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

YubiCraft – Virtual Terrain – Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our Ame Neo-Graduation Edition server where you can experience the wildest adventures and craziest events!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off! Or how about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Anything is possible on our server!

But that’s not all, we have upcoming events like the Tako Gacha Banner 4 where you can win rare and powerful items, and the Speed King 5 where you can race against other players in epic competitions!

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 104.194.11.50:25570 and experience the madness for yourself! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity. See you in the game!

CraftyCono – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ores Mined:	6731	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we wear sombreros and conquer the virtual world in style! Join us for epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to build a giant taco that could be seen from space. It attracted so many mobs that they had to fend off a horde of zombies with nothing but their trusty sombreros. It was a battle for the ages, but they emerged victorious and celebrated with a fiesta that lasted for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary llama whisperer, who can tame even the wildest of llamas with just a wink and a smile. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of C418.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Grab your sombrero and get ready for a wild ride!

ChildhoodOffenseCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	173
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Villages Defended:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being called an asshole for using the proper name for your childhood group events? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t care if you call it Brownies, Embers, or even Fluffy Unicorn Adventures – as long as you’re having fun, we’re cool with it.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant brownie castle that was so delicious, it attracted a horde of hungry zombies. Or the epic battle between a group of players dressed as Brownies and a gang of evil Embers trying to steal their cookies.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just remember, no matter what you call it, we’re all here to have a good time. And hey, if you bring some actual brownies to share, we won’t say no!

NorthKoreaBusHeist

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4554
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Divine Spears Created:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Magic Items Found:	2471	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where we got defectors stealing village buses to go back to North Korea cuz life in the South is just too tough, like what even is happening?! join us for some wild adventures and unexpected twists, u never know what’s gonna happen next on this server! plus, our community is lit and we always have a blast together, so come on and join the fun! who knows, maybe u’ll be the next one making headlines with ur crazy antics on our server!

Spongebob No Square Pants

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Yo, listen up! This server is so lit, even Spongebob ain’t got square pants no more! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who tells dad jokes. Trust me, you won’t find a crazier server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Cool Positronium Gas Chill

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4970	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can cool down atoms to 1 K like wut even is that?? come join our server and be a scientist in the virtual world, make potions and do experiments that will blow ur mind. who needs diamonds when u can have positronium atoms, amirite?? plus, our server has a secret lab where u can create ur own crazy inventions and maybe even discover a new element. join now and be the mad scientist u always wanted to be, no lab coat required!

Do whatever vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	8317	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

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Craft Craze

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3236
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Welcome to CraftCraze! Dive into a thrilling blend of Lifesteal PvP and classic survival! Forge alliances or challenge rivals in an unforgiving world where every heart counts. Steal health from your enemies in epic PvP battles, or master the wilderness as you build, mine, and thrive. With a dynamic survival experience and heart-pounding combat, CraftCraze offers endless excitement for every type of player. Do you have what it takes to survive and conquer? Join now and find out!

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149.102.155.74:25488

Ideal Gaming Station Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9271
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the dead of night. Some say if you listen closely, you can hear it whispering the secrets of the universe in chicken language.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

Ame doko… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you feel like you’re just going through the motions, mining and crafting with no real purpose? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from the depths of despair!

Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). We’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. So if you’re feeling like you no longer have a reason to live, come join us and let Minecraft bring joy back into your life!