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Weedgate420Craft

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9710
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Chimeras Created:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this guy’s love life? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like this guy’s relationship drama.

Join us for the most intense gaming experience of your life! Just like this guy who got detained at the airport, you never know what crazy twists and turns await you in our virtual world.

Need a break from real-life drama? Come hang out with us and escape into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle.

Who needs a girlfriend drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave the real-world craziness behind!

BlockyDemise

beloved characters, BlockyDemise, books, character death, emotional, fictional character, film, Grief, Heartbreaking, Impactful, Literature, long tail grief, Loss, memorable deaths, opinion, saddest death, storytelling, tearjerker, television, tragic, tragic endings

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Star Shards Collected:	141
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2513
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Our server is so epic that even the saddest death of a fictional character will pale in comparison to the epic battles and crazy shenanigans you’ll experience here. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

YogurtCraft: Bacteria Buffet

active cultures, Bacteria, buffet, common foods, dairy, Digestive health, digestive system, fermented foods, food advertising, food consumption, Food Industry, food trends, gut health, health benefits, Healthy Eating, live bacteria, live organisms, Microbiome, nutrition, probiotics, traditional foods, yogurt, YogurtCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5936	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Love Letters Sent:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

Join our server for the ultimate gaming experience, where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning reality itself.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get me started on the enchanted toilet that gives you superpowers when you sit on it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

ZepCraft: Cure for Zzz’s

anti-diabetic medication, breathing interruptions, clinical trials, cure, diabetes, drug therapy, Effective, health, medication, Mounjaro, obstructive sleep apnea, pharmaceuticals, researchers, respiratory health, Results, Sleep, sleep disorders, study, tirzepatide, Treatment, Zepbound, ZepCraft, Zzzs

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Chimeras Created:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE YOU SLEEP LIKE A BABY? WELL, OUR SERVER IS LIKE TIRZEPATIDE FOR YOUR SLEEP APNEA! WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES, INSANE BATTLES, AND EPIC BUILDS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FORGET ALL ABOUT YOUR BREATHING INTERRUPTIONS! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MOUNJARO MAGIC FOR YOURSELF! SPREAD THE WORD AND LET’S SLEEP LIKE KINGS TOGETHER!

Camp Craft: The Minecraft Server for Adults Who Are Still Children at Heart!

Adults, Anarchy, Bedwars, Camp, children, Craft, Creative, Economy, Factions, feedthebeast, Hardcore, Heart, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, smp, Survival, Tekkit, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15

CampCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
18+ Whitelisted SMP server
Unique ranking system
Various plugins for enhanced gameplay
Friendly, active community

FAQ

What is the age requirement to join CampCraft?

Players must be 18 years or older to join our server.

Are there any benefits to ranking up on the server?

Ranking up on CampCraft unlocks additional benefits such as more sethomes and perks related to your rank.

What plugins are available on the server?

The server has various plugins including AuctionHouse, BlueMap, Essentialx, GriefPrevention, Jobs, McMMO, PlayerWarps, QuickShop, and WildRTP.

What are the rules on CampCraft?

Rules
Be Nice
No Harrassment or Bigotry (zero tolerance)
Don’t Cheat
No Griefing/Stealing
Obtain consent before building near others
Claim important builds
No Item Dupes
No hate speech or harassment
No Advertising without permission
Resolve issues peacefully

How can I apply to join CampCraft?

To join the server, fill out the application form provided and wait for approval from the server administrator.

MineScrolls Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6248
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7005	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dragons, magic, and waifus galore. Our server is so lit, it’s practically on fire – just like our PvP battles!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got mods that will blow your mind, modding guides that will make your head spin, and FAQs that will answer all your burning questions (literally, because our server is so hot).

And don’t even get us started on our lore – it’s so deep, you’ll need a snorkel to navigate it. Dive into our treasure trove of patches and archives, and emerge a true Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and become a legend in the world of Minecraft. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything goes!

LoseCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of getting wrecked in Minecraft PvP battles? Join our server and you’ll go from losing 2-0 to pulling off impressive performances like a pro! Our players have reported leveling up their skills so much that they can take on an army of creepers with just a wooden sword and a carrot. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who will grant you magical powers if you prove yourself worthy in battle. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

CreeperFriendzGunZ

BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CreeperFriendzGunZ, crisis management., danger, difficult conversations, emotional intelligence, Empathy, fear, forgiveness, friendship, life-threatening situations, loyalty, personal boundaries, self defense, survival instincts, Trust, Understanding, violence

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	185	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Enchantments Applied:	243
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by dodging bullets from your best friend! Join now for a chance to show off your ninja skills and prove that you can outwit even your closest pals. Who needs diamonds when you have the adrenaline rush of narrowly avoiding a bullet to the face? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge your way to victory on this insane server!

LebanoCraft: Catastrophe Beyond Imagination

aid, catastrophe, chief, Community, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, gaza, humanitarian, imagination, International, LebanoCraft, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Peacekeeping, resolution, SECURITY, Stability, UN, united nations, Warns

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	7795	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

lol, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz if u don’t, UN chief says there will be a catastrophe beyond imagination, like Lebanon becoming another Gaza. but don’t worry, on our server, we got mad skills to prevent that from happening. plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base where we hide from creepers. join now before it’s too late and Lebanon turns into a blocky wasteland like Gaza. #blockyapocalypse #minecraftmadness

PurrfectPottyCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5916
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Crops Grown:	5665	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic cat rituals you’ve ever seen! Watch as our feline friends perform ancient bathroom ceremonies passed down from the mighty Bastet herself. Who needs dogs chasing sticks when you can witness the majestic power of cats in boxes? Plus, our Egyptian Priest will guide you through the worship process, ensuring you have a purr-fectly good time on our server. Don’t miss out on this meow-nificent experience!