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Blowjob-Proof Minecraft

adult content, adult entertainment, Blowjob, BlowjobProof, challenge, explicit, explicit content, fetish, Find, IMPOSSIBLE, internet, Minecraft, Niche, ONLINE, porn, rare, search, sexual, SPECIALIZED, Specific, taboo, Unique

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TRYNA FIND PORN WITHOUT A BLOWJOB – IMPOSSIBLE! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WHERE YOU CAN BUILD A MANSION MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL COWS. WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE THE DJ’S AND THE ZOMBIES ARE THE BOUNCERS. TRUST ME, YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE THIS CRAZY PLACE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY!

PhasedCraft Minecraft Server

Behavior, calling out, Defending, Destroying, DRAMATUBERS, fans defending behavior, girls pandering, love, Minecraft, Pandering, phase fans, PhasedCraft, Promoting, Server, supporting, Views, Watching

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7455
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Yo, listen up, we’ve got the craziest Minecraft server out there and you need to join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a group of dramatubers who tried to take over our server with their drama and chaos. But do you know what happened? Our loyal players banded together and defeated them with their epic building skills and diamond swords. So, if you’re looking for a server where drama gets shut down quicker than a creeper explosion, then this is the place for you. Join now and be a part of the epic Minecraft saga that will go down in history!

AnimeAddict Minecraft Server

#animeaddict, Anime, anticipation, binge watching, Community, discussion, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fandom, Finally, forum, long awaited, Minecraft, ONLINE, Popular, posted, Recommendations, series, Server, television, trending, TV, Watching

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of being a normie who hasn’t watched the latest anime that everyone is talking about on /tv/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special area where you can watch all the hottest anime in style! Dive into the world of waifus and mechas while building your own anime-inspired creations in-game. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest anime fantasies in Minecraft? Join us now and become the ultimate weeb!

Haircut Havoc Minecraft Server

anger, biracial, Communication, DCFS, family, Haircut, Havoc, matting, medical neglect, Minecraft, neglect, neglectful, Niece, Pain, parents, Permission, predicament, salon, Server, shoulder length, split ends, tangled hair, thinning hair

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a hair-raising adventure that will leave you in knots (but hopefully not as bad as poor Jenny’s hair).

With neglectful parents, tangled hair, and DCFS drama, our server is the perfect escape from reality. Build your own virtual world where hair care is a top priority and split ends are a thing of the past.

Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like Jenny’s hair before it got cut. Who needs a salon when you have a Minecraft server full of surprises? Don’t be an AITA, join us today!

ChunkCraft: No Fat Shaming!

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, casual dating, ChunkCraft, Confrontation, DATING, fat, fat shaming, gym progress, hitting the gym, mutual friends, physical appearance, relationships, self esteem, Shaming, skinny, skinny shaming, slim guy, tall guys, uninvited guests, weight shaming

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	70	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of being called “twiggy” and “short” by Vanessa’s jealous friend? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and show off your slim physique while building epic structures and conquering the virtual world.

Vanessa’s friend won’t stand a chance against your Minecraft skills, and you can prove to her that size doesn’t matter in the world of blocks and pixels. Plus, who needs the approval of mutual friends when you can have a blast on our server?

So come on, join us and leave all the drama behind. Let’s show Vanessa’s friend that being slim doesn’t mean you can’t be a Minecraft legend!

TidyCraft Minecraft Server

bedroom organization, clean room, cleaning routine, cleaning tips, clutter control, clutter-free living, decluttering, home organization, maintaining a tidy room, Minecraft, minimalist living, neat and tidy, organization hacks, organized living, organized space, room cleaning, room decor, room organization, Server, tidy room, TidyCraft, tidying tips, tidying up

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of cleaning up your messy room in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, your virtual room will always be spotless! Join us and experience the magic of never having to pick up your dirty socks or make your bed ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to tidy up after players. So come on in and let the ghost do all the cleaning for you!

TeenCashCraft

budgeting, college, creative ways, Entrepreneurship, financial independence, freelance, gig economy, high school, Job, making money, MONEY, OFFLINE, ONLINE, part time, reddit, SAVING, side hustle, Teen, TeenCashCraft, Tips, young entrepreneur

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3712	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchantments Applied:	240

Oh, honey, forget about making money as a teen, join our Minecraft server and make virtual diamonds rain from the sky! We’ve got creepers that moonwalk, villagers that break out into dance parties, and a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us and start your journey to becoming the richest player in the wackiest server around!

PixelPistolProtestors

anti-tourism, Backlash, barcelona, demonstration, European travel, Fire, local residents, PixelPistolProtestors, protest, Protesters, responsible travel., spain, sustainable tourism, tourism, tourism impact, tourism industry, tourism management, tourist behavior, travel, Visitors, water pistols

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have anti-tourism protesters firing water pistols at visitors! it’s like a crazy water gun fight but in minecraft! be part of the chaos and see who can dodge the water bullets the longest! plus, our protesters have mad skills and can do backflips while shooting water guns, it’s insane! join now for a wild and wet adventure unlike any other!

SongTitleHatersMC

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2764	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

are you tired of hearing your name and immediately hating that song? well, boy do we have the server for you! join us and never have to suffer through that annoying tune again.

imagine a world where every time someone says your name, it’s not followed by a terrible song. sounds like paradise, right? well, that’s exactly what you’ll get on our server.

we have a special plugin that detects song titles and automatically changes them to something more pleasant. so no more cringing every time someone mentions your name.

plus, we have the friendliest community around. everyone is always willing to lend a hand or just have a good laugh. you’ll never feel alone on our server.

so come join us and say goodbye to those pesky song title woes. you won’t regret it!

SoulSwipe

Balanced Economy, custom generated map, Custommap, Customterrain, Economy, LifeSteal, Lifestealsmp, Minecraft, PvP, Quality-of-life plugins, Server, smp, Smpvp, SoulSwipe, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	321110	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1435	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Welcome to SoulSwipe Lifesteal!

A new take on your average lifesteal server…Play on a custom generated overworld map, with featurescreated and added for your benefit such as a Balanced Economyand Quality of life plugins.

Discord:Click here

play.soulswipe.net