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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 4293 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.
