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Blocky Boredom Minecraft Server

4chan, b.., blocky, Boredom, Boring, DISAPPOINTING, forum, internet, lackluster, low quality., meme, Minecraft, not what I expected, not worth it, Online Community, Overrated, Server, SUCKS, Today, trolling, underwhelming, uninspired, uninteresting, Waste of time

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Votes:	2270	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your inner troll run wild? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and race against other players for glory and prizes. Just watch out for the fireballs!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and unleash your inner troll? Come join the fun and see why /b/ sucks today, but our server rocks!

Native Isekai: No Fantasy, Just Sick of Creepers

Alternate Reality, CREEPERS, DISILLUSIONED, disillusioned protagonist, disillusionment, escapism, Fake, FANTASY, fantasy world, genre, isekai, native, native culture, native world, natіvе isekаi, not what I expected, not what it seems, over it, pretending, Reality, sick, tired

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Zombie Dances:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Votes:	1209	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to our totally not fantasy Minecraft server, where we embrace our inner isekai vibes! Ever wanted to escape to a whole new world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Well, look no further because this server is the perfect place for you!

Join us on this wild adventure where you can pretend you’ve been transported to a native isekai world (because who needs boring old fantasy realms, amirite?). Explore lush landscapes, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even stumble upon a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for rare items.

But beware, this isekai world is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a powerful dragon roams the land, guarding a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. Will you be brave enough to face the dragon and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our isekai Minecraft server today and let the adventure begin! Just remember, this is a natіvе isekаi, not fantasy, and we’re not afraid to show it!

Pixel Precure Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, action, adult witches, Adventure, animation, Anime, comedy, Entertainment, fanservice, FANTASY, Girls, IDOLS, japanese, Kino, Land, Magical Girls, PIXEL, Precure, romance, series, Sexy, Supernatural, television

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Potions Brewed:	125
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. We got adult witches and idols giving out some spicy “fanservice” – it’s like a freakin’ anime come to life, man! And guess what? Kino is on the menu, like what even is that? But who cares, it sounds lit AF! So, like, come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever. Your brain might explode, but hey, it’s worth it for the wild ride, right?

NetherWordJokeGoneWrong

acceptable, aita, Argument, baltimore, Black, calling out, Context, Heat, holidays, JOKE, kitchen, MIL, mother-in-law, n-word, NetherWordJokeGoneWrong, old-fashioned humor, overreacting, Peace, relationship, respecting family, rural town, Sensitive, UNACCEPTABLE, White

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchantments Applied:	92
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and inappropriate jokes!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your mother-in-law appears out of nowhere and drops the N-word in a failed attempt at humor. The awkward silence that follows will keep you on the edge of your seat!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your spouse about respecting each other’s families. Will you choose peace or stand up for what’s right?

Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with questionable humor and family drama! This server is not for the faint of heart, but it’s guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

PetriObsessedMC SMP

aroma, Atmospheric, calming, earthy, Environment, Fresh, love, Natural, Nature, Nostalgia, obsessed, outdoors, petrichor, PetriObsessedMC, Rain, rainy days, scent, Sensory, sensory experience, smell, smp, weather

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. First of all, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds, I mean, how cool is that?! And the spawn area is like a magical fairy forest with talking animals and flying pigs, like whaaaat.

But wait, there’s more. The whole server is actually built on a giant floating taco, I kid you not. And every time you mine diamonds, a chorus of angels sings in the background. It’s like Minecraft heaven, but with more explosions and llamas wearing top hats.

And get this, if you join the server, you automatically gain the ability to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes. Plus, every time you log in, a herd of baby pandas greets you with a dance party. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this insane awesomeness?

So yeah, if you’re totally into the smell of petrichor and want to experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life, then you need to join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow made of cheese, but better.

CraftyMDs – No cure for creepers!

breaking news, Communication, compassion, coping with grief, CraftyMDs, CREEPERS, cure, delivering bad news, difficult conversations, doctor-patient relationship, DOCTORS, emotional impact, emotional responses, Empathy, Healthcare, Long Term Care, medical diagnosis, Medical Ethics, medical professionals, patient care, patient reactions, reactions, Supportive care

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the doctors are the ones breaking the news? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted by a team of medical professionals ready to deliver the most outrageous news in the most hilarious ways possible. From diagnosing your character with a severe case of “diamond deficiency” to prescribing you with a dose of “creeper repellent,” our doctors will keep you entertained while you play. So come join us for a dose of laughter and fun – just be prepared for some unexpected medical advice along the way!

Veggie Baby Craft Land

baby, Craft, Land, Veggie

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8583
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Gods Slained:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

so like, u know how some servers are all strict and stuff? well not this one, man. we got all the crazy fun and none of the rules. like, if u join this server, ur baby in the game gonna be like, super tiny and stuff. but in a cute way, u know? and the birth weights gonna be like, so low, they gonna be floating in the air. it’s wild, man. so come join us and experience the wackiness for yourself. plus, we got a secret level where u can ride a giant carrot into battle. it’s epic, bro. so what u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

sVanilla Survival

Axes, bedrock, Bows, combat tag system, creativity, east, Economy, ELYTRA, Exploration, Geyser, hacked clients, Minecraft, Monuments, PvP, smp, Survival, Svanilla, Swords, Teleport, tnt duplication, totem cooldown, Trading, Usa, world border

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

Server	sVanilla Survival
IP Address	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Why choose sVanilla Survival?

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.5

1.20.5, af.., altered state, Cannabis, CONTENT, emoji, Ethereal, euphoria, feeling, Giggly, Happy, HIGH, intoxicated, Marijuana, me, mood, Relaxed, RN, silly, Skylands, Stoned, Thc, this..

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Votes:	9757
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!

You can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a pig wearing a top hat.

The best part is, you can battle other players in epic PvP matches and show them who’s boss with your enchanted diamond sword of doom!

Plus, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and rare loot just waiting to be discovered.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MILposterNOPECraft

artwork, artwork display, British, Canadian, disagreement, expensive, Framed, gift, Hanging, hurt feelings, large poster, local artist prints, Memory, MILposterNOPECraft, mother-in-law, practical, Presents, refusing, Rent, SIZE, strained relationship

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4047
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Magic Items Found:	7840
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

Are you tired of boring old gifts from your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of unwanted posters and awkward family dynamics! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious escapades that will make you forget all about that giant painting your mother-in-law insists you hang above your sofa.

Instead of arguing about art preferences, join us and build your own masterpiece in the virtual world of Minecraft! No more awkward conversations about framing costs and wall damage – just pure, unadulterated fun with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of unwanted gifts.

So why waste time arguing with family members when you can join our server and create your own virtual paradise? Say goodbye to unwanted posters and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Join us now and let the laughter and creativity flow!

RedditShare4MinecraftSMP

Communication, Cyber Security, Data Protection, digital boundaries, digital footprint, family, Friends, internet safety, online presence, online privacy, online sharing, personal accounts, personal information, privacy, reddit, RedditShare4MinecraftSMP, relationships, sharing habits, social media, social-networking, Trust

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	117
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	8826
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. It’s so lit, even the creepers are doing the dab dance.

Join our server and you’ll get to ride on a flying pig while battling zombie chickens with laser eyes. And guess what? The winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yeah, you heard me right, a dragon that farts rainbows!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the Endermen bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of your Minecraft life? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the server, my fellow blockheads!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers are the Norm

ableism, blocktopia, classism, commonly accepted, Corruption, CREEPERS, cultural appropriation, discrimination, double standards, environmental destruction, Homophobia, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, mental health stigma, messed up, norm, Privilege, racism, sexism, societal norms, toxic masculinity, victim blaming

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8182
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every hour)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical beast that lays golden eggs and grants wishes to those who can defeat it in battle. Rumor has it that one player even tamed the Ender Chicken and now rides it into battle against other players.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have built a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of cake, or a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government?

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (especially since we have a secret enchantment that makes you physically unable to log off).