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Crafty Flopsters: Where even the creepers ask ‘Why did it flop?’

Crafty, CREEPERS, DISAPPOINTING, Failure, Flop, Flopsters, lackluster, not effective, not popular, not profitable, not successful, not well-executed, not well-received, not well-received by audience, underperform, underperformance, unsuccessful, unsuccessful outcome, unsuccessful project, unsuccessful result, unsuccessful venture

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	143
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our pixelated wonderland. Want to build a house made entirely of exploding TNT blocks? Go for it! How about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Pig into the sunset, never to be seen again.

So why did it flop, you ask? Because our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that mere mortals couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, there’s no turning back!

NoPayNoPlayCraft

appreciation, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, expressing gratitude, family, family dynamics, Family Support, Gratitude, Help, NoPayNoPlayCraft, payment, Respect, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, Siblings, thank you, token of appreciation, work-life balance

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your family? Join our Minecraft server where we appreciate you for who you are! No more free babysitting for entitled siblings, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, we understand the importance of setting boundaries with your family members. Say goodbye to being guilt-tripped into babysitting with no thanks or payment in return. Here, we value your time and effort, and we make sure you feel appreciated every step of the way.

Join now and experience the freedom of saying no to babysitting without feeling like the bad guy. Our community supports you in standing up for yourself and setting healthy boundaries with your loved ones. Plus, we have epic builds, exciting challenges, and a supportive network of players who have your back.

Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into free babysitting ever again. Join our server and game on with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled family members. It’s time to take back your time and enjoy Minecraft without the drama. See you in the game!

QuirkyCharm – Minecraft SMP

adorable, characteristics, charming, cute, delightful, eccentric, endearing, funny, habits, idiosyncrasies, Individuality, lovable, Minecraft, peculiar, personal touch, Personality, QUIRKS, quirky, QuirkyCharm, smp, Special, Traits, Unique

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Ores Mined:	2744
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server out there!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of llamas is considered a normal Tuesday activity. Or where the admins host weekly dance parties in the Nether because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamond blocks. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the richest player on the server?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DeathCraft

acceptance, death, DeathCraft, destiny, existentialism, fate, fear, introspection, Karma, Legacy, Life, mindfulness, mortality, philosophy, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Self-examination, spirituality

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7260
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	173
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where your death will be as epic as your life! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Imagine respawning in a world where every death is like a scene from a blockbuster movie. Get ready to be chased by a horde of angry chickens, fall into a pit of lava while trying to mine diamonds, or get struck by lightning while battling a group of creepers.

But don’t worry, death is just the beginning of the fun on our server. With unique challenges, custom plugins, and a community of players who love to push the limits, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So come join us and see how agonizingly hilarious your death can be on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing all the way to the respawn point!

Gods of Illumenos: A Bedrock Economy Server with Gladiators & Lore

Aeregea, Ascension, bedrock, Berbari, Cultures, Darkness, Doomed, Economy, Emperia, Eternal Emperor, gladiators, Gods, Illumenos, instability, Kingdoms, Lore, mercy, Pluto’s Will, Realms, Rebellion, Server, Thrax, Thronos

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Minecraft Kingdoms Server

Server Concept	RP-focused with unique cultures and stories
Lore Example	Ascension of Zuenius, Eternal Emperor, and impending darkness
Factions	Eternal Empire, Thrax, Thronos, Berbari, Pluto’s Will
Join Us	PM for membership or staff positions

Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	PM the admin for membership or staff positions
Is the server focused on role-playing?	Yes, it is heavily focused on RP aspects
Are there specific cultures and stories for players to follow?	Yes, each faction has its own unique culture and story
Can I create my own faction?	You may discuss this with the server admin for approval

CraftyJailbaitMC Server

bored, corrupt, CraftyJailbaitMC, dm, HIGH, icky videos, IneedPeach, kik, Server, slut

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6085
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Gods Slained:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground rave party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant evil chicken that’s terrorizing the land. And trust us, this chicken is no joke – it’s armed with laser eyes and a bad attitude.

So what are you waiting for? Slide into our DMs on Kik at IneedPeach and let’s get this party started! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

HousePartyMinecraftSMP

al, Alabama, ann arbor, arkansas, athens, Baylor, cfb, Clemson, college football, college station, colorado, Delaware State, Dublin, Fantasy Football, Florida State, GA, georgia, Georgia Tech, Hawaii, hi, Honolulu, HousePartyMinecraftSMP, ireland, Las Vegas, lincoln, lsu, Mi, Michigan, NE, Nebraska, Nevada, North Dakota State, Notre Dame, NV, OK, Oklahoma State, PAC12afterdark., penn state, pick em, RENO, salt lake city, south florida, Southern Cal, Southern Methodist, Stillwater, texas, Texas A&M, Tuscaloosa, tx, ut, Utah, Week One, week two, Week Zero, West Virginia

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	888	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama and excitement than a college football game in Dublin, Ireland! Join us for epic battles like #14 Clemson taking on #1 Georgia in Athens, GA, where the winner gets a diamond sword of ultimate power!

Don’t miss out on the showdown between South Florida and Alabama in Tuscaloosa, AL – the loser has to build a statue of the winner out of obsidian! And let’s not forget about the epic clash between Baylor and #12 Utah in Salt Lake City, UT, where the loser has to mine for diamonds for the winner for a week straight!

Join us for all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft SMP – it’s like college football on steroids, but with creepers instead of linebackers! Don’t miss out on the action – join now and let the madness begin!

Name: “CraftyAh Minecraft Server”

advice, baby names, BIAS, Cheating, co parenting, Communication, CraftyAh, Decision making, ex-partner, family, Fatherhood, Minecraft, naming your child, Opinions, outside perspective., parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Server, Support, Trust, unique names

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Farms Harvested:	248
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of dealing with baby daddy drama and need a break from real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape into a world where your ex’s opinion doesn’t matter and you can name your virtual baby whatever you want without any judgment.

Our server is a safe haven for pregnant players looking for a peaceful and drama-free environment. Build your dream nursery, explore virtual maternity wards, and even participate in virtual Lamaze classes with other expectant players.

And don’t worry about your ex finding out about your virtual adventures – our server is a secret hideaway where you can relax and have fun without any unwanted drama. So come join us and let’s build a virtual world where you can be the queen of your own baby naming kingdom!

WeddingCraftAutismBan

after party, aita, anger issues, autistic brother, behavioral problems, blowout tantrum, Caretaker, ceremony, close relationship, Fairness, family, inclusion, medication, neurodiversity, parents, selfish, special needs, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraftAutismBan

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you tired of boring family drama ruining your special day? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of wedding planning with your highly autistic brother who has severe anger issues and behavioral problems.

On our server, everyone is welcome, even if they hate weddings and refuse to take medication. We provide a safe space for all, complete with caretakers to watch over your loved ones while you build, explore, and have a blast.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a wedding ceremony when you can have an epic after party in Minecraft instead? Don’t be selfish – invite your whole dysfunctional family to join in on the fun!

GraveSecretsMC SMP

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Concealed, Confidential, Covert, GraveSecretsMC, hidden, INTIMATE, Mysterious, Personal, Private, Secrets, Sensitive, smp, undisclosed, Untold

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn? Go for it! Want to start a war with your neighbors over who has the best potato farm? Bring it on!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society on the server where players share their deepest, darkest secrets. Want to confess to stealing your friend’s diamonds? Need to get something off your chest about that time you accidentally burned down half the village? Our secret society is the place to spill the beans – just make sure you can handle the consequences!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where chaos reigns, secrets are spilled, and the only limit is your imagination? Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyLoveConnections

Acts of kindness, Affection, appreciation, building connections, Communication, CraftyLoveConnections, Empathy, everyday gestures, fostering intimacy, Gratitude, love, loyalty, patience, positive interactions, quality time, simple gestures, small gestures, strengthen relationships, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where every block you break unleashes a horde of dancing chickens, where every tree you chop down turns into a giant rainbow unicorn, and where every creeper you encounter just wants to give you a hug!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mysterious creature that roams the land and grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to convince the Diamond Pig to turn their entire house into a giant disco ball!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!