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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 5338 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 246 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our pixelated wonderland. Want to build a house made entirely of exploding TNT blocks? Go for it! How about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? We’ve got you covered!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Pig into the sunset, never to be seen again.
So why did it flop, you ask? Because our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that mere mortals couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, there’s no turning back!