not the expert memes – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CraftyCollege Minecraft Server
associates degree, bachelors degree, brother, community college, Counselor, CraftyCollege, cussing out, DEADLINE, due date, early college, finances, Graduation, high school, law school, Lies, Minecraft, opportunity, relationship, scholarships, Server, sibling rivalry, traditional college, University
Are you tired of being stranded and left high and dry by your untrustworthy brother? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you can graduate from high school and get your associate’s degree in no time, all while dodging lies and deceit from siblings. Plus, our community college is accredited in the world of Minecraft, so you don’t have to worry about transferring credits!
Forget about missing deadlines and dealing with family drama – on our server, you can focus on building your future without any distractions. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new brother who won’t leave you stranded on the side of the road. Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama, one block at a time!

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DrinkCraft: AITA?
alcoholism, BETRAYAL, Boyfriend, champagne, Communication, DrinkCraft, Drinking, family wedding, Girlfriend, glass of wine, late nights, new job, Quitting, relapse, relationship, Risk, Sobriety, solidarity, special occasions, Support, trigger
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take sobriety as seriously as a creeper taking down your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun.
Our server is perfect for those looking to kick back, relax, and build their dream world without the temptation of alcohol. Just like how our players build epic castles, you can build a sober life with us.
But beware, one sip of that virtual Minecraft beer and you might trigger a virtual relapse! Our players take their sobriety so seriously, they’ll mine you into oblivion if they catch you with a pixelated pint.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon! #BlockSoberNotDrunk #MinecraftSobrietyGoals

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DinoCraft FunLand
ancient creatures, Brachiosaurus, carnivore, DinoCraft, Dinosaur, Extinct, Favorite, favorite animal, favorite dinosaur, FUNLAND, herbivore, Jurassic era, jurassic park, long tail tags, Paleontology, prehistoric, Reptile, STEGOSAURUS, T-Rex, triceratops, tyrannosaurus rex, velociraptor
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just mine diamonds, we ride T-Rexes into battle! That’s right, our server is home to a secret Jurassic Park biome where you can tame and ride your very own dinosaurs. Want to ride a Velociraptor into battle against a horde of creepers? We’ve got you covered.
But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground lair where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Legend has it that if you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet unicorn.
So come join us on our server, where the dinosaurs roam free and the adventures never end. Just be sure to watch out for the T-Rex with a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players by disguising himself as a block of TNT. Trust us, it’s a blast!

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CraftyEcon28
blackout event, CraftyEcon28, economic activism, Economic blackout, economic collapse, economic crisis, economic disruption, economic empowerment., economic inequality, economic justice, economic policy, economic recovery, economic reform, economic resistance, economic shutdown, economic solidarity, economic stability, Feb 28 blackout, financial protest, Friday blackout, planned blackout
hey u, yea u, r u bored of the same old minecraft servers with boring rules and lame mods? well do i have the server for u! on friday feb. 28, we r planning an ECONOMIC BLACKOUT on our server! yep, u heard me right, we r gonna make all the diamonds disappear and watch u all scramble like headless chickens! but don’t worry, we have tons of other crazy stuff happening too. like a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its butt! and a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers! so come join us, if u dare, on the most insane minecraft server u have ever seen! but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back! muahahaha!

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ZzzCraft – Eat, Sleep, Mine
all-cause mortality risk, balanced living, diet choices, Eat, exercise levels, health outcomes, holistic health, lifestyle factors, Longevity, nutrition and mortality, nutrition variations, optimal nutrition, optimal physical activity, optimal sleep, physical activity and mortality, physical activity variations, preventive health, Sleep, sleep and mortality, sleep patterns, sleep variations, wellness, ZzzCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane sleep schedule, like who needs sleep anyway? we also have the craziest physical activities like jumping off cliffs and running from creepers. and don’t even get me started on our nutrition plan, we only eat golden apples and cake all day every day.
if you want to live forever and never die from all-cause mortality, then this is the server for you. we have the perfect balance of everything you need to stay alive, even if it means sacrificing a few villagers here and there. so come on over and join us for a wild ride of chaos and immortality.

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deterrencecraft
Biomes, central village, changes, city network, Civilization, Clans, Community, Earth, Economy, Factions, Friends, Gaming Community, IMPROVEMENTS, Map, Moderation, modifications, Plugins, Properties, Roleplay, Spawn, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Warps, Western Europe
Deterrence craft is a old-school styled survival server with a team of moderators and a huge gaming community behind it. The server is open 24/7 and hosted in western Europe. Server have several plugins to have economy, clans, and properties, between many more. It does have a WIP city network for everyone who wants to start a civilization and many requests are accepted from the moderation team for improvements, changes and in general modifications. The map have several warps and a central village as a welcoming point and spawn. The biomes are gigantic expanding over 3000 blocks wide each of them. Come with you’r friends, you will like it.
deterrencecraft.ddns.net

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bog_roll
#youtube, application, email, Google Forms, hermitcraft, interview, Invitation, Private, smp, Survival, Whitelist
A private but fun SMP joined by invitation. We’re thinking about turning it into a Hermitcraft-style series on youtube.
APPLICATION:
Email bogroll1234 at [email protected] for details. You will potentially have a small interview and have to fill in a form on Google Forms.
play.bogunderscoreroll.co.uk

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Vanilla server server minecraft
Minecraft, Server, Vanilla
Vanilla server
vanillaLootChest.aternos.me

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Banana Sandwich

amazing community vibes, Armor Stand Editor, banana, Chill Community, Common-Sense Rules, Community Events, diamond-based economy, drama-free environment, Invisible item frames, join us, Mature Community, minecraft 1.21.4, Minigames, player heads, quality of life addons, sandwich, seasoned builder, SMP Community, upcoming proximity chat, Vanilla, voice chat hangouts, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Hermitcraft-inspired SMP
Minecraft Version	1.21.4
Addons	Carefully selected quality-of-life addons
Community	Active, mature community (mostly early 20s)
Features	Proximity Voice Chat, Diamond-based economy, Player heads, Armor stand editor, Invisible item frames

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can connect with Plooop on Discord or join the server directly using this link: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and positive community environment.
What kind of economy does the server have?	The server has an organic diamond-based economy that rewards creativity and effort.
Are there community events?	Yes, there are regular community events and minigames for players to participate in.
Can I use proximity voice chat on the server?	Yes, the server has proximity voice chat enabled for natural communication with nearby players.

Rainbow Retreat 1.21.4
1.21.4, 4chan, Chat, check in, Community, Connection, Conversation, Cozy, forum, Friends, gay thread, LGBTQ, Lgbtqia, mac and cheese, night, ONLINE, Potato wedges, RAINBOW, Relaxation, Retreat, Sleep, Social, Support
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and fun! We have potato wedges and mac and cheese waiting for you in the virtual world. Who needs real food when you can feast on digital delights while building epic structures and battling creepers? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate gaming adventure with a side of carb-loaded goodness. Join now and let the madness begin!

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