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Awkward Gamer Minecraft Server

#gamer, awkward, coom, coping mechanisms, cuck, envy, Frustrated, hot people, incel, incel problems, Insecurity, Jealousy, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, Server, sex, sexual frustration, Therapy, toxic masculinity

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Towns Built:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Are you tired of being a Minecraft incel, watching all the hot players on the server getting it on while you’re left in the virtual dust? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can join in on all the sexy shenanigans!

We have a special potion that turns you into a Minecraft Chad, guaranteeing you’ll never be left out of the fun again. With our exclusive “Cuckoo for Coom Coom” event, you’ll be cooooooooming in no time!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to incel life forever. It’s time to get your virtual groove on and become the ultimate Minecraft player!

Minecraft SMP: Make Keke Keke Ke!

cute, fashion, Gaaru, Harajuku, japanese, Kawaii, keke, KEKEKEKE, make, MAKEKEKEKEKE, MAKEMAKEMAKE, makeup, Minecraft, pop culture, smp, Style, trendy, TSUYOGARU, TSUYOGARU GAARU, TSUYOGARU GIRL

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	837	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a herd of zombie chickens. True story. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary annual potato sack race, where players race through a maze filled with explosive sheep and lava pits. The winner gets a crown made entirely of diamonds (Disclaimer: crown may or may not actually be made of diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Blocky Knights Minecraft Server

@irene, #Odda, #Vendela, akg, Almond, Amiya Alt, arknights, Arknights General, blocky, cement, Civilight Eterna, hoederer, Humus, ines, Knights, Minecraft, paprika, Server, Stainless, thorns, Toddifons, Totter, VERDANT, Whisperain

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	95	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base where we host daily dance parties with the Endermen. Trust me, they’ve got some killer moves! – Our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. Legend says the pig is now the ruler of the server. – We have a special event where players can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted saddle for your pig! – Our server is haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who just wants to find his missing arm. Help him out and he might reward you with enchanted armor. – We have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves who only respond to players who can tell a good joke.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Bill’s Minecraft SMP Billionaire Club

1 billion dollars, billionaire, bills, budgeting, club, economic inequality, economic policy, financial freedom, Financial Stability, government spending, income, investing, long-term wealth, million dollars, Minecraft, MONEY, personal finance, retirement planning, saving money, smp, tax evasion, TAXES, universal healthcare, wealth, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the riches flow like lava and the adventures never end!

Join us and you could be rolling in so much virtual cash, you’ll be swimming in diamond blocks like Scrooge McDuck. We’re talking 1 million dollars a month, for 84 years straight. You’ll be so rich, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

And forget about universal healthcare, who needs it when you’ve got all that sweet, sweet cash? Taxes? Pfft, not in our world. We’re too busy building epic rollercoasters and pranking each other with TNT traps to worry about boring old taxes.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, if you’re not careful). Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land. Or at least have a good laugh trying.

Brain Damage Anon Minecraft Server

addiction, addicts, alcohol, Anon, Anons, Brain, brain damage, Damage, Drugs, human again, inspirational stories, long-term effects, lost humanity, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, overcoming addiction, Recovery, recovery journey, Rehabilitation, Server, substance abuse, Support, untreated mental health, vices

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a zombie after being brainwashed by society and your own bad habits? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for there is a Minecraft server out there that can help you regain your humanity! Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery and pixelated redemption.

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane challenges that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course). Build your own virtual rehab center and help other players overcome their virtual addictions. Who knew that breaking blocks could be so therapeutic?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that even the most pixelated of creatures can find their way back to humanity. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

Cute Autistic Minecraft SMP Girl

affectionate, autistic, Caring, Compassionate, cute, Dedicated, emotional connection, girl, Life, love, Loyal, loyal partner, meaningful connection, Minecraft, neurodiversity, relationship, smp, special bond, special needs, supportive, Understanding, Unique

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server has the most adorable, dedicated, and slightly autistic girl you’ll ever meet! She’s like a unicorn in the Minecraft world – rare, magical, and always ready to build the most epic creations.

Join our server and witness the chaos as this girl takes on challenges with her unique perspective and unstoppable determination. From building pixel art of her favorite memes to creating intricate redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, she’s a force to be reckoned with.

But be warned, her cuteness and dedication are not to be underestimated. She may seem innocent, but she’s a master prankster and will stop at nothing to troll her fellow players. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and experience the wild ride that is playing with this one-of-a-kind Minecraft queen.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, homeless survival, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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TOPRL.MCMCMC.NET

Crafty Canvas Minecraft Server

Anime, anime art, art, art request, artist, canvas, character design, Commission, Concept Art, Crafty, Creative, creativity, digital art, drawing, drawthread, FANART, illustration, Manga, manga art, Minecraft, Request, Server, sketch, traditional art

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Ores Mined:	9573
Dragons Tamed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing your blocky butt off.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mini-games that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) as you compete against other players in epic challenges.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a thriving art community where you can show off your pixelated masterpieces and even request custom artwork from our talented players. Want a portrait of your Minecraft character riding a unicorn through a field of diamonds? Just ask and someone will make it happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next?

Todd The Lying Asshole in Minecraft SMP

Accountability, Asshole, Behavior, CHANGE, Cheating, Communication, Conflict, Deception, dishonesty, Effort, Frustration, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, personal growth, progress, relationships, self improvement, self-sabotage, smp, Todd, TOXIC, Trust

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3079
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to witness Todd, the ultimate slacker, who refuses to make any progress or effort in the game. He’s too busy lying and cheating his way through the game, but hey, at least he’s entertaining to watch! Who knows what crazy schemes he’ll come up with next to avoid actually playing the game properly. It’s a wild ride on our server, so come join the chaos and see what kind of shenanigans Todd will get up to next!

Locked Cock Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t unlock your full potential? Well, fear not, because our server is here to set your cock free! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn into a giant block of cheese. Imagine the chaos that would ensue when you start smiting your enemies with cheesy goodness!

So come on, don’t keep your cock locked up any longer. Join our server and let the madness begin!