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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 1375 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 8948 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮
