Not Recommended MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

WowCraft Minecraft Server

lackluster, bad game, unenjoyable, Sucked, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Story Mode with its lame quests and predictable outcomes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re wandering through a pixelated forest when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes prancing by, wearing top hats and monocles. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a giant chicken wearing a tutu challenges you to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

So why waste your time on boring old Story Mode when you could be living it up on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and get ready for a wild ride like no other!

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RegretfulCraft Minecraft Server

Unpleasant, browsing, regretful, Minecraft, DISAPPOINTING

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server will have you saying “I regret browsing this place” in the best way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have a special “Lava Surfing” mini-game where you can ride on a surfboard made of obsidian while dodging flaming arrows and dodging flaming arrows. And don’t forget about our weekly “Zombie Disco” parties where the undead get down to some sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to regret browsing this place in the most epic way possible!

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Crafty Crap Shack

Shonen anime, SUCKS, Crafty, Crap, DISAPPOINTING

Tired of cringe shonen anime? Join our Minecraft server where the only cringe you’ll experience is when you accidentally walk into a cactus! Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are too scared to explode. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll gain the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to cringey anime and hello to epic adventures!

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CraftyFails: Where even the worst creations are celebrated!

let down, Gaming, awful gameplay, Waste of time, bad experience

Are you tired of boring, mediocre Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is so bad, it’s actually good! Picture this: you log on and immediately spawn in a world where the creepers wear top hats and the pigs can fly. Our server is so chaotic, it’s like playing Minecraft on acid.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant dance party where players can show off their best moves and compete for prizes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our server today. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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Minecraft Mayhem Madness

worst game ever, not worth the hype, madness, avoid at all costs, Awful

Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

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Galactic River Minecraft SMP

remote city, Minecraft, Tourist Destination, city, Adventure

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is located almost next to the southern pole! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a pack of polar bears who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but they mean business. – The only way to enter our server is by riding a penguin through a portal made of ice blocks. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it. – Rumor has it that there is a secret underground igloo filled with diamonds and emeralds. Will you be the one to find it? – Our server has a special event called “Polar Bear Olympics” where players compete in ice skating, snowball fights, and igloo building competitions. The winner gets a special polar bear mount to ride around on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the frozen madness for yourself!

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Anime Housewives Minecraft Server

CONFIDENT, Minecraft, Anime, feminine, Okusan

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we strive to embody the pinnacle of sexy body and motherhood potential just like Okusan from your favorite anime! Join us and become the ultimate anime housewife, with curves that will make all the creepers stop in their tracks. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon can’t resist checking us out!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest ores and treasures, guarded by a pack of wild wolves that only the most skilled players can tame. Rumor has it that if you can impress Okusan with your building skills, she’ll grant you access to her secret stash of diamonds and emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and show the Minecraft world what it truly means to be a sexy, powerful anime housewife. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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””/xhlgg/ – Ex-Holo Minecraft SMP Global””

lemonleaf8163, Ex-members, hanamiyarica, Japanese idols, smp

Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with ex-hololive members who have escaped the virtual world and are now wreaking havoc in Minecraft!

From Delutaya causing chaos with her pranks to Acetaffych.944 building insane contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. KsonONAIR is always up to no good, while Mikenekoko is the master of mischief. And let’s not forget about NotNamie, who can turn anything into a hilarious meme.

Join us on this epic adventure where anything can happen! Whether you’re teaming up with Hanamiyarica to conquer dungeons or laughing at Dooby3d’s ridiculous builds, you’ll never be bored on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

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Nomadas

Ores, Events, Economy, mobs, Sandbox

At Nómadas, we believe in the original Minecraft experience. Our Semi-Vanilla PvE Server offers you the game without modifications that alter the essential gameplay.

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Ban Evade Masters Minecraft Server

Masters, Anonymity, FILTERS, VM, user agent randomization

Are you tired of getting banned from Minecraft servers for no reason? Do you want to join a server where you can be your true, ban-free self? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got all the crazy tricks to keep you gaming without any pesky bans!

We’ve got virtual machines to dodge those hardware bans, random user agents to throw off fingerprinting, and even scripts that will hide your messages from those pesky filters. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a secret underground network that will teleport you to a ban-free paradise where you can game in peace.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to bans forever! Just don’t ask us how our methods work, because even we’re not sure. It’s all part of the magic of our mysterious Minecraft world.

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