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FakeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is so unreal, it’s like stepping into a virtual reality world!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens through the sky, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof armor!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted pig that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness that awaits you! Just remember, it’s not real brosno fucking wayit just ain’t fuckin real!

Lord Bao Bao’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join now and bow down to our ruler, Bao Bao, who is not only the king of the heavens above but also the father of all realms below. Rumor has it that if you join this server, you will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear just by paying tribute to Lord Bao Bao.

But beware, for those who dare to challenge his rule will face the wrath of his mighty thunderstorms and lava floods. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this chaotic world ruled by a divine being.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a loyal subject of Lord Bao Bao, the most powerful ruler in all of Minecraft history!

7:13AM Texting Minecraft Server

713AM, blocked, Boundaries, Communication, designated time, Etiquette, Friendly, invasion of boundaries, Minecraft, misunderstanding, neighbor, normal human being, parenting, Playdate, reaching out, Relationship Building, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, Texting, trampoline park, weekend morning

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where boundaries are respected? Look no further! Our server is so strict on boundaries, we even block players for sending playdate invitations at 7:13am on a weekend morning with zero previous context. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate invasion of boundaries – 100% guaranteed! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now and see for yourself!

PhotobombingGramps

Assertiveness, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, disrespectful behavior., family loyalty, french language, humorous response, justified actions, language barrier, museum etiquette, museum visit, photo bombing, photo etiquette, PhotobombingGramps, polite defiance, public confrontation, rude old man, social etiquette, standing up for family, standing your ground, stubbornness

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Secret Passages Found:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	10

So, you’re looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world, huh? Well, look no further than our server! We may not have fancy cars like the Museum Ferrari Maranello, but we do have some epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to rude players like a boss. Just like how this player stood up to a French jerk at the museum, you can show off your language skills and sass on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a standoff that will go down in Minecraft history.

So, if you’re ready for some drama, some laughs, and some epic Minecraft adventures, join our server now! And remember, on our server, the only fat cows are the ones you can ride into battle. Let the games begin!

DisasterCraft SMP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Enchantments Applied:	248
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or trying to survive a creeper explosion while riding a pig.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities like building giant statues of chickens or having epic dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server today and see just how insane things can get. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

SkyHighShenanigans

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6624
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	3996	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6149	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Have you ever seen someone try to bring a live llama on a plane? Well, on our Minecraft server, we encourage players to bring all kinds of crazy things with them on their virtual adventures! From flying pigs to dancing chickens, the possibilities are endless. Join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until you cry. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?) So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you wondering, “What’s the weirdest thing I’ve seen someone bring on this server?”

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Holy Grails Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, Pope Francis himself came to our server and said “this place is lit, fam!” he even said that the Belgian clergy abuse victims deserve more compensation if they join our server. can you believe that? so come on down and join the party, we got diamonds, creepers, and more fun than you can shake a stick at. don’t miss out, join now!

NukeFearNot – Putin’s Survival Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

so, like, this minecraft server is so lit, like, even putin would be afraid to use nuclear weapons on it cuz he loves his life too much, ya know? like, we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make you pee your pants from excitement. join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft community ever, where even the creepers are scared of us. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Snippy Citizens Unleashed: The Modded Whitelist Adventure in 1.18.2!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7542
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Citizen Snips Season 2

Looking for a Minecraft experience that’s got it all? Citizen Snips Season 2 is back, bigger and better than ever. Whether you want to build the ultimate machine, dive deep into ocean mysteries, or hunt down legendary beasts, we’ve got you covered.

Features
Dynamic Trees
Create Steam and Rails + CreateDeco
Atlantis Has Risen
CustomNPCs + Lightman’s Currency Vending Machines
Hunting Lodge Opening Soon

Dungeons have opened, quests are already rolling out, and the world is expanding every day. Want to join? Message for Discord details.

Ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Reach out for your exclusive invite and dive into the chaos that is Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2. Adventure, discovery, and epic battles await—are you up for the challenge?

FAQ

Q: How do I join Citizen Snips Season 2?

A: To join Citizen Snips Season 2, reach out for an exclusive invite and Discord details.

Q: What are some of the key features of the server?

A: Some key features include Dynamic Trees, Create Steam and Rails, Atlantis Has Risen, CustomNPCs, and the upcoming Hunting Lodge.

Q: Are there quests and dungeons in the server?

A: Yes, dungeons have opened and quests are already rolling out in the expanding world of Citizen Snips Season 2.

Q: What can I expect in the Hunting Lodge?

A: The Hunting Lodge will feature battles against monstrous creatures known as Kaiju, testing your strength and skills in an all-out battle for survival.

Draw Thread Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	238	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Draw ThreadDouble Up Edition – where instead of crafting tools, you’ll be crafting masterpieces with your mouse and keyboard!

Join us on this wacky server where instead of fighting mobs, you’ll be fighting for the title of the best artist in the land! Show off your pixelated Picasso skills and create the most epic drawings to impress your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous Enderman who loves to photobomb your drawings. Will you be able to outsmart this sneaky creature and claim the title of the ultimate artist?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your creativity run wild in ways you never thought possible! Who knew that Minecraft could be so artsy and fartsy at the same time?

The Well? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Emeralds Found:	1521
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Welcome to the land of chaos and craziness! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and cause as much mayhem as possible. Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous builds, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Why should you join?

1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server with their impeccable llama logic. You never know what they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be hilarious.

2. Our custom mobs are something out of a nightmare (or a comedy show). From dancing creepers to singing skeletons, you’ll never know what to expect when you’re out exploring.

3. The admin team is made up of mischievous wizards who love to mess with players in the most absurd ways possible. Get ready for random teleportation, upside-down houses, and flying pigs galore.

4. Our community is a mix of comedians, pranksters, and overall chaos enthusiasts. You’ll never have a dull moment with this group of players, whether you’re building together or trying to survive their outrageous shenanigans.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace the madness. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen (and probably will).