my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

CraftyLinux Minecraft Server

Alternative, command line, Community, Computer, CraftyLinux, Customization, Development, flexibility, linux, long tail tag, Minecraft, Niche, open source, operating system, Performance, Popular, programming, SECURITY, Server, software, Stability, Technology, Unix

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	3118	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	237

Are you tired of boring old Linux servers? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer because who needs fancy hardware when you can have the thrill of wondering if your game will crash at any moment. Plus, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who will guide you on your epic quest for diamonds and glory.

So why waste your time on Linux when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of chaos and fun? Join us now and let the madness begin!

DoggyFixersCraft

Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, dog behavior, dog health, dog in heat, dog ownership, dog training, DoggyFixersCraft, Dogs, family conflict, female dog, parenting, pet care, pet parenting, pet responsibility, pet surgery, pet welfare, Pets, spaying, veterinarian

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4852	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of responsibility and taking care of your pets? Look no further! Join our server where we make sure all virtual dogs are spayed and neutered to avoid any messy situations like bleeding all over the place.

Just like this mom took matters into her own hands and got her daughter’s dog fixed without her knowing, we take care of business on our server. No need to worry about blood stains on your virtual furniture or having to deal with a stubborn player who refuses to do the right thing for their pet.

Join us for a wild ride of crazy pet stories and hilarious antics, where the only thing bleeding will be your enemies in PvP battles. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the laughter begin!

CraveCraft Minecraft Server

adventurous eating, Appetite, CraveCraft, cravings, cuisine, Culinary, culinary exploration, dislike, experimentation, Flavors, Food, food aversion, food challenges, foodie, Gastronomy, Minecraft, PALATE, picky eater, Preference, Server, Taste, taste buds, trying new things

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Towns Built:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of being a picky eater in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and feast on all the virtual food your heart desires! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all!

But beware, our server is home to the legendary Foodie Monster, a creature who roams the land searching for players to challenge to food-eating contests. Do you have what it takes to out-eat this monstrous foe and claim the title of Foodie Champion?

Join now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other! Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things are about to get deliciously ridiculous!

ParentingProHacks

bad parenting, parenting advice, parenting controversies, parenting deception, parenting ethics, parenting hacks, parenting manipulation, parenting scandals, parenting shortcuts, parenting strategies, parenting tactics, parenting techniques, parenting tips, parenting tricks, ParentingProHacks, questionable behavior, questionable parenting, questionable tactics, unethical behavior, unethical parenting

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll teach you the most unethical parenting hacks to get out of doing anything! Need an excuse to stay up late playing Minecraft? Just tell your parents you’re conducting important research on the server! Want to avoid cleaning your room? Claim that you need to focus on building your virtual empire instead! Our server is the perfect place for rebellious kids who want to stick it to the man (or in this case, their parents)! Join now and unleash your inner mischief maker!

MapleCraft Server

American dream, Canadian expats, Canadians, citizenship, cross-border, cultural exchange, economic strain, EMIGRATION, expatriates, Financial Stability, foreign nationals, immigration, international move, Job Opportunities, MapleCraft, moving to the U.S., North America, quality of life, record levels, Relocation, Server, tax pressures

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	34
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

so like, if you join our server, you won’t have to worry about all that boring stuff cuz we got a secret portal that takes you to a magical land where taxes don’t exist and everyone speaks in emojis.

Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who can do backflips and tell jokes in five different languages.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. But watch out for the evil chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes – they guard the best loot.

So come join us on our server and escape the real world craziness for a while. Who needs economic strain when you can build a giant castle out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig into the sunset? Let’s get weird, my dudes.

CraftyKimJongUn

Armament, Conflict, CraftyKimJongUn, Diplomacy, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, provocation, putin, russia, sanctions, Tension, threat, Ukraine, united states, West

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

so, like, you know how putin is all like “i’m gonna arm north korea”? well, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this cray cray minecraft server! join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pvp battles, where you can team up with kim jong un himself and take on the whole dang world!

we’ve got custom weapons like rocket launchers and nukes, so you can really bring the heat to your enemies. plus, our map is a replica of the ukraine, so you can reenact all the political drama while building your own empire.

come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this chaotic world where anything goes. just watch out for putin, he’s always lurking around the corner ready to cause some trouble!

BloodCraft: Solid Liquid Gas

biological fluids, blood components, blood composition, blood function, blood physiology, Bloodcraft, carbon dioxide exchange, circulatory system, gas, gases, hemoglobin, human biology, liquid, liquids, medical science, nutrient transport, oxygen transport, Plasma, platelets, red blood cells, solid, Solids, waste removal, white blood cells

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

are you tired of boring minecraft servers where nothing exciting happens? well, come join our server where your blood contains solids, liquids, and gases all at the same time! it’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in a fun way!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly your blood starts fizzing like a soda pop! or fighting off creepers while your blood turns into a solid block of ice! it’s chaos and we love it!

our server is like no other, with crazy events like the annual bloodbath where players battle it out with their unpredictable blood powers. who knows what will happen next? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyLSD: CureDepressions!

clinical trial, CraftyLSD, CureDepressions, depression, DRUG, experimental drugs, innovative therapy, innovative treatment, lsd, mental health, Mental Wellness, MindBio, mood disorders, neurotransmitters, pharmaceuticals, Phase IIa trial, psychedelic therapy, psychiatric medication, serotonin, Symptoms, therapeutic benefits, Treatment

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6030
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on a trip? Well, look no further because our server is like taking a hit of MindBio’s LSD-based drug!

Join us and watch as your depression symptoms magically disappear, just like in MindBio’s Phase IIa trial. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a psychedelic wonderland. Build your own trippy creations, explore bizarre landscapes, and battle crazy mobs that will make you question reality.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft trip of a lifetime! Just remember to hold on tight and enjoy the ride, because things are about to get weird. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

AussieSMP: Where kangaroos mine diamonds and koalas build epic bases! 1.20.4+ Java/Bedrock server with Discord

1.20.4, application, AussieSMP, Bases, BUILD, Chunks, Community, Creative, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Epic, Griefing, Javabedrock, Kangaroos, Koalas, Land claiming, LIVESTREAMS, Network, Redstone, Reset, Respect, rules, Server, smp, Survival, Sydney, Teleport, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist, Wiki

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Falling into the Void:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3690
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia

Discord invite link:

https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord

Apply here:

https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now

AussieSMP

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server, if you would like to join you will need to use the link above. This is put in place so that players feel safe that their builds will remain intact and that we don’t have anyone who won’t fit in to the culture on the server. That being said we are always looking for new members and you are welcome to apply at any time!

The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports, features that promote player trading and methods to protect from griefing.

If you are wanting to have a ‘pure vanilla’ experience, this server probably won’t be for you as it has some teleport commands and an economy backed by diamonds, but if you’re interested in that, then this server might be a good choice for you (and your friends!).

The server is hosted in Sydney, Australia, meaning if you are in Australia or New Zealand you’ll have a low latency to the server. If you are from somewhere else in the world you are also welcome to join us, just keep in mind that your latency might be a bit higher than the rest of the people on the server and players might not be active while you are on because of timezone differences.

Features:

The server is running the latest version so you can enjoy all the new features of the most recent update of Minecraft.
Many other survival servers modify various game mechanics, one of the main aims of this server is to not change too much of the Vanilla mechanics such as how entities act, villagers, terrain generation etc.
A decently sized shopping area that is filled with player created shops that promotes a feeling of community and helps players easily trade between each other. Players use diamonds as currency within these shops to trade for other items/blocks.
Getting out of spawn and into new lands is easy with the use of a random teleport command which can be accessed by right-clicking the NPC at spawn or by typing /rtp…

Rules

Don’t be a dick
Absolutely no griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits (this includes xray!)
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason rules need to be expanded or added
Please use common sense!

Frieren’s Shameless Minecraft Server

adult content, Anime, awkward, awkward situation, comedic relief, comedy, EMBARRASSING, FANTASY, fantasy world, Frieren-sama, Frierens, humor, Inappropriate Behavior, Magical Girl, Manga, manga scene, Masturbation, mimic, mimicry, Minecraft, Server, Shameless, voyeurism

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crops Grown:	8044	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Animals Bred:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	132

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who uses a mimic to…uh…pleasure themselves. Yes, you read that right. Join us for some truly unforgettable and questionable experiences. Who knows what other wild shenanigans you’ll come across on our server? So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

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