my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP
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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.
But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

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TideSMP
Adventure, BUILD, camaraderie, collaborate, Community, creativity, Custom Plugins, dynamic, Economy, Events, Experience, Explore, Join, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, newcomers, PvP, seasoned players, Server, Skyblock, Survival, TideSMP, Unique, Vanilla, vibrant
TideSMP is a dynamic Minecraft server offering a unique survival multiplayer experience. With a vibrant community, custom plugins, and exciting events, players can explore, build, and collaborate. TideSMP fosters creativity and camaraderie, making it the perfect place for both seasoned players and newcomers. Join the adventure today!
play.tidesmp.net:30008

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ekr!smp: The only place where creepers have social anxiety, sheep are fashionistas, and zombies have unionized

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ekr!smp Minecraft Server

Overview:

ekr!smp is a small, private, international Minecraft SMP server. We focus on providing a simple and chill gaming experience for our players. Here are some key features:

Features
Premium plugin that adds beautiful season changes into the game
PlasmoVoice mod for easy communication
Utilities like sitting on stairs, /sit, /lay commands and night skips
No griefing and killing without consent – we are a very chill SMP!

Server is multilingual, so that could be a great opportunity to learn a new language or practice your speaking skills. Survive, create beautiful builds, roleplay, communicate, make new friends and just have fun!

How to join:

To join, please join our Discord server and fill out a form to get whitelisted: https://discord.gg/8jYrgKNaFr

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I’m not a premium Minecraft player?	Yes, our server is open to both premium and non-premium players.
Are there any age restrictions to join the server?	No, players of all ages are welcome to join our server.
How often are the season changes in the game?	The season changes occur periodically, adding variety to the gameplay experience.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed, but only with the consent of the other player to ensure a friendly gaming environment.

BreadCraft Minecraft Server
BreadCraft, Minecraft, Server
Welcome to Kik Bread, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kik Bread and immediately found themselves surrounded by talking bread loaves. Yes, you heard that right, talking bread loaves! These loaves were hilarious and kept cracking jokes while helping the player build the most epic castle made entirely out of bread. And guess what? The castle could fly! That’s right, a flying bread castle!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato villagers who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. They dance, they sing, and they even have a potato DJ spinning the hottest tracks. And don’t even get me started on the magical unicorns that roam the server, granting wishes to anyone who can catch them.
So come join us at Kik Bread for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what crazy adventures and wacky characters you’ll come across next!

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ExtinctGamerMC SMP
action games, Basebuilding, bring back, challenge, citybuilders, dungeon management, Extinct Gaming genres, ExtinctGamerMC, fan missions, Gaming, god games, immersive sims, inspirations, MOBA, Rts, smp, stealth games, The Dark Mod, thief, Timeline, Trve Immersive Sims
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are living in the worst timeline but still having a blast! Join us for God games where you can create and destroy cities with ease, but watch out for unexpected challenges that will test your skills.
Ever wanted to manage dungeons like a boss? Well, now’s your chance! Dive into the world of Dungeon Management and show off your strategic skills in a whole new way. It’s like DOTA, but with a twist that will leave you on the edge of your seat.
Stealth games are all the rage here, with mandatory stealth sections that will keep you on your toes. Embrace your inner ninja and sneak your way to victory in epic missions that will test your patience and cunning.
Immersive Sims may not be a real genre, but who cares? Dive into a world of immersive experiences that will inspire you to create your own genre of games. It’s like stepping into a whole new reality where anything is possible.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s bring back the best games from the past in a whole new, outrageous way!

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IllegalButShouldBe – Minecraft SMP
AUTHORITY, banned, control, controversial, crime, enforcement, Ethics, Government, illegal, IllegalButShouldBe, Justice, Laws, legislation, Minecraft, morality, Prohibited, punishment, regulations, Restricted, smp, society
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is all rules and no fun? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can ride. And don’t even get me started on our pet llama army – they may look cute and cuddly, but they will protect our base at all costs.
But that’s not all! We also have a thriving black market where you can trade rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted shovels. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take part in our weekly “illegal building competition” where players compete to see who can build the most outrageous and rule-breaking structures.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional run-in with the server police), then come join us! Who knows, you might just become the next legendary outlaw of our server.

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RespawnGodStats
Accomplishments.., Achievements, Afterlife, death, destiny, Eternity, fulfillment, GOD, Gratitude, impressive stat, introspection, judgment, Legacy, life stats, Memories, purpose, Reflection, RespawnGodStats, SELF AWARENESS, Soul, spirituality
So you just respawned in this crazy Minecraft world and God is like, “Hey, check out your life stats, bro!” And you’re like, “Oh snap, what’s my most impressive stat?” And God is like, “Well, you’ve died 69 times, but hey, at least you’ve mined over 420 diamonds! That’s some serious bling bling, my dude!”
But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Infinite Hunger, which gives you unlimited food but also makes you fart rainbows.
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to do a sick parkour jump. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

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PizzaCraft: Raise Hell!
appreciation, compensation, compensation package, Disappointment, dissatisfaction, Employee, Employer, Financial, Frustration, hate, Hell, Job, motivation, pizza, Pizzacraft, raise, recognition, Resentment, REWARD, salary, Value, work
so, like, imagine a place where pizza is like, the currency, man. like, you mine for pepperoni and trade it for cheese blocks. it’s a wild world out there, bro. and the best part? instead of creepers blowing up your stuff, it’s like, angry pineapples that attack you. yeah, pineapples. but don’t worry, you can tame them and ride them into battle. it’s a total blast, dude. so come join our server and experience the pizza-powered madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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PFASBusters: Breakin’ Blocks in 8 Hours!
#sustainability, achievement, blocks, breakdown, Breakin, Breakthrough, Chemical, compounds, degradation, efficiency, Environmental, fluoropolymer, HOURS, Innovative, Nafion, perfluorooctanesulfonate, PFAS, PFASBusters, Pollution, Rapid, remediation, researchers, Technology, Treatment
OMG u guys, dis minecraft server is lit AF cuz we got scientists breakin down all da crazy stuff like perfluorooctanesulfonate and Nafion in just a few hours. like, who even knew dat was possible in Minecraft? join us and watch as we turn boring science stuff into epic adventures. u won’t find dis kinda action anywhere else, trust me. come join da fun and see for urself!

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Vainilla
Adventure, brave, Chaos, Community, courage, creativity, Destruction, enthusiasts, Exploration, Explorers, History, imagination, Journey, legend, Magic, Modality, Mystery, Secrets, Survival, Universe
Rediscover the Minecraft universe in Vanilla.me, reborn and more captivating than ever. Immerse yourself in a unique experience in our Survival world, where every corner hides secrets and adventures. Challenge your courage by exploring and find your way through chaos and destruction.
For those with an adventurous spirit, it offers an unparalleled journey into a magical world, where every decision brings you closer to becoming a true legend. Discover the magic, master the mysteries and leave your mark on history.
Explore this modality that awaits you at Vainilla.me Connect and become part of our growing community of enthusiasts and brave explorers.
IP: Vainilla.me
vainilla.me

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Karlsson’s Slightly Mislabeled Pudding: Java Edition Season 3 18+

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Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 3 has just launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life feautures to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Feature	Description
Custom Armor Statues	Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads	Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures	Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
Multiplayer Sleep	Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District	Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
10k World Border	Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
Squaremap	The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
Map Resets	Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
Simple Voice Chat	Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops	Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform	Java Edition on PaperMC
Location	Europe
Current Version	1.21

⏩ How to Join:

Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

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