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PrimeMiner Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchantments Applied:	143
Farms Harvested:	426	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of Pierre “Simple Goy” Poilievre trying to run the show? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Fruity Trudy is the supreme ruler! She’ll lead us to victory with her rainbow powers and endless stash of fruit snacks. Plus, rumor has it that she can tame creepers with just a smile. Say goodbye to boring old politicians and hello to a fruity new world on our server!

Crafty McCraftface: Where building dreams come true… or get blown up by creepers! LOL

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Godjak himself is a player! Join us for a chance to prove your worthiness to enter the Heaven Gates by showing off your skills in building and surviving in our wacky world.

But beware, if you participated in the heat of psyopped bullying of Indians in 2024, you may have some explaining to do to Godjak himself. Will you be able to clear your name and gain access to the ultimate Minecraft paradise?

With epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you, this server is the place to be for a truly unique Minecraft experience. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

FoolCraft: Where even the noobs can feel like pros! ‘Fools fools how hard you have fought’ – Join the madness now!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3035
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mines Excavated:	4430
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5955
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5831	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, for on our server, you can become the ultimate Minecraft master in just one day! We have secret potions that will turn you into a diamond-clad warrior with the strength of a thousand creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a mere block of dirt.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the hero you were always meant to be! Just be careful of the sneaky players who like to prank unsuspecting newbies with exploding sheep…yes, exploding sheep.

Crafty LOLz: The Server of Infinite ‘Wait, Hold On’ Moments!

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Animals Bred:	151
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	18

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant block of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE! And instead of being upset, they embraced their new dairy-filled home and threw a cheese-themed party that lasted for days.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and chickens wearing top hats. It’s a wild and wacky world where anything is possible.

So, if you’re looking for a place where being comfy is considered hard work and where taxes are a thing of the past, then come join us on this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Rixmongo’s Blocky Adventures: Where Halmstad’s Biggest Boss Rules the Minecraft World!

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4415
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee is free and flowing like a river of caffeinated goodness! Our manager, who is basically the king of coffee in Halmstad, has been charging for coffee on the construction site for way too long. But fear not, on our server, you can drink as much coffee as your heart desires without breaking the bank.

We’ve heard horror stories of thermoses being labeled as “security risks” and people being banned from carrying their precious coffee around. But here, you can sip on your favorite brew while building the craziest structures in the Minecraft universe.

Join us for the wildest coffee-fueled adventures, where you can mine, craft, and sip on java to your heart’s content. Who needs a subscription when you have unlimited coffee and varmkorv Fridays? So come on over and let’s caffeinate our way to victory!

Vtubing LOLcraft: Where Laughter is the Best Block in Town!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	22
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things hilarious and wacky! Join us if you want to experience the best laugh in vtubing while playing Minecraft like never before.

Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and are determined to make your gaming experience as absurd as possible. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of madness awaits you around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Crafty Fibs: Where lying is just a game, not a life goal! Join now for epic adventures and hilarious deceit!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4145
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a pathological liar is not only accepted, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of deceit, deception, and hilarious consequences.

Ever wanted to test out all your dialogue choices in real life? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Convince your friends you’re a secret agent, a millionaire, or even a unicorn trainer – the possibilities are endless.

But be warned, things can get pretty crazy when everyone is spinning wild tales. One time, a player convinced the entire server they were actually a talking cat from outer space. Needless to say, chaos ensued.

So if you’re ready to let your imagination run wild and see just how far you can stretch the truth, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the master of deception in no time!

Blocky Banter: Where Creeper’s Roasting is Off Limits! #MinecraftMadness

#youtube, Alliance, anti-semitism, Backlash, banter, Blacks, blocky, controversy, CREEPERS, cultural appropriation, discrimination, funny, History, jew, Limits, MinecraftMadness, n-word, Outrage, racism, RAGE, Roasting, slave owner, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Video, viral video

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Items Found:	8799
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this guy’s racist rant? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to blow up! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of TNT. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously insane adventures!

FrostyFails – The Iceberg of Epic Fails #404

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ores Mined:	4439
Magic Items Found:	4467	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server, “Gradient of Souls,” is here to blow your mind!

Join us for the most epic 1.7 update that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe shake in excitement. Our ASMR preview will have you feeling tingles like never before as you explore the depths of our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our current events will have you battling bosses, exploring battle stages, and diving into the mysterious “Gradient of Souls” in version 1.7. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming banners – you won’t believe the insane weapons and characters you can unlock.

And if you’re worried about resources, don’t fret! Check out our /snowg/ Resource Pastebin for all the tips and tricks you need to dominate the game. Plus, fill out our Friends Form to connect with other players who are just as obsessed with this server as you are.

So what are you waiting for? Download our server from the main site, Epic Games Store, or Steam and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Pixelated Love: Hot Crazy Matrix Edition

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Farms Harvested:	253	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most epic server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a magical land where unicorns roam free!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Blocky Bullshit Bonanza

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
New Chunks Explored:	971387	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	51
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, strap in because this server is about to take you on a wild ride! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to party.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is made of rainbows and sparkles.

Join us on this crazy adventure and see what other wacky surprises await you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!