Not Memorable MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

LOLcraft: This Game Will Be Forgotten in a Year Server

jigabongaboos, short-lived fame, Overrated, Gaming, not memorable

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that everyone forgets about after a year? Well, look no further! Our server may not have the staying power, but we make up for it with our amazing set of jiggling gook jigabongaboos! These things are so mesmerizing, you won’t even remember what game you’re playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, jiggling gook jigabongaboos! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you have jiggling gook jigabongaboos to keep you entertained)!

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WaveCraft: Cement Monitor

wave amplitude measurement, Quality Control, solidification monitoring, cement, pass-through pulsed ultrasonic method

so like, you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got researchers from Brno using some fancy shmancy pass-through pulsed ultrasonic method to monitor stuff. like, they track changes in mechanical wave amplitude and frequency to see how solid and hard the cement-based composites are getting. it’s like, non-destructive and stuff, so you know the material quality and setting time is gonna be on point. come join us and be part of this wild and wacky experiment, who knows what kind of crazy things we’ll discover next!

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Ethereal Quests 1.21.4

sexual compatibility, Communication, sex, relationships, importance of sex

OMG, like, forget about sex, come join our Minecraft server where we mine and craft like there’s no tomorrow!

We don’t need sex when we have diamonds to find and creepers to explode, am I right?

Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and pixelated fun that will make you question everything you thought you knew about life.

Who needs sex when you can build your dream house out of virtual blocks and fight off zombies with your trusty sword?

So leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft universe where the only thing that matters is the next epic build or epic battle.

Sex? What’s that? We only know how to mine and craft like absolute madmen!

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EUcraft: Tariff Trouble

trump, negotiations, France, Tariffs, international relations

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff happenin’ here. like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes and destroyed a whole village. it was wild, man. and like, another time, we had a massive treasure hunt where the prize was a diamond block the size of a house. people were diggin’ like crazy, it was nuts.

and like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic battles ever. we’re talkin’ dragons vs. robots vs. unicorns vs. zombies. it’s a total free-for-all, and it’s freakin’ awesome. plus, we have the best parties with fireworks and cake and llamas wearing top hats. you won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.

so come on, join us and be part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server in the universe. you won’t regret it, we promise. just watch out for the giant chickens, they can be a bit feisty.

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Binary Cluster Merge – G Objects

G objects, Cluster, celestial mysteries, astrophysical processes, galactic center

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and BAM, you’re in the S cluster near Sagittarius A*! We got astronomers finding binaries and stuff, proving that these systems last a million years before merging. And get this, they might even form mysterious G objects!

Join our server for a chance to explore the wonders of the universe while building your own epic creations. Who needs boring old Earth when you can be chillin’ in space, amirite? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

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RizzCraft 1.21.3

1.21.3, millennial, trendy expressions, zoomers, social media

Yo, broskis, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical rainbow unicorn farting out diamonds and rainbows all day long.

If you wanna join, you gotta be ready for some serious brain-melting, mind-bending, pixelated shenanigans.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and each one is more bonkers than the last.

Build a house out of literal cheese blocks? Sure, why not! Ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Absolutely!

Join us on this wild ride and prepare to have your reality shattered in the best way possible. Let’s get weird, my dudes!

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NoBroInLawNoProb

brother-in-law, end of life wishes, violence, custody, personal smear campaign

Hey gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster ride.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, personal vendettas, and moral dilemmas. Will you choose your own safety over the well-being of an innocent child? Will you let a shady brother-in-law move into your virtual house? The choice is yours!

Embark on a journey filled with betrayal, deceit, and questionable decisions. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride. Just remember, things may get a little too real… but isn’t that what makes it so much fun?

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OathSideMVP – Minecraft SMP

debate, president, Country, Veterans, Veteran

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where all the players are like veterans and service members, right? And they’re all like taking this oath to be on the side of the people, not the president! It’s like some crazy role-playing server where you gotta fight for the little guy and overthrow the government or something, I don’t know man, it’s wild! Join us if you wanna be part of this epic revolution against the system, bro! Let’s show those creepers who’s boss! #MinecraftRevolution #VetsUnite #DownWithThePresident

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DreamCrafters

FATIGUE, DreamCrafters, sleep apnea, lack of focus, Nightmares

Do you hate missing out on all the epic adventures and shenanigans happening in the Minecraft world while you’re snoozing? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can play 24/7 and never miss a beat! We have a team of highly trained Minecraft fairies who will sprinkle magical dust on your eyelids to keep you awake and gaming all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a battle of wits and courage. Rumor has it that one player wished for a never-ending supply of bacon, and now they’re the envy of all the other players.

Join us on our server for the chance to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle, build a castle made entirely of candy, and befriend a talking creeper who tells the best jokes in the land. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

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RiboCraft: Protein Panic

scientific breakthrough, cellular processes, discovery, gene expression, active ribosome formation

so liek, we got dis server dat is so lit, u won’t even believe it. we got dis new archaeal protein called aRDF dat is like, super rare and stuff. it links ribosome subunits and makes ur protein production go through da roof. u can build crazy cool structures and fight off mobs like a boss. join dis server and become a protein-producing mastermind. plus, we got free cake for all new players, so what u waitin for? come join da fun!

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