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BoundarySnarkCraft

Apology, autism, awkwardness, Best Friend, boundary violation, BoundarySnarkCraft, Communication, Conflict, dinner invitation, ED, Empathy, family, food issues, forgiveness, Girlfriend, misunderstanding, sensitivity, snarky comment, social cues, Understanding, Upset

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Are you tired of awkward family dinners where you accidentally offend the autistic brother by refusing his homemade rice dish? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life social faux pas!

Join our server and never worry about offending anyone with your snarky comments again. Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities, where you can build your own rice dish-free paradise without any judgment.

So come on down to our server and let loose your inner builder without the fear of social awkwardness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual family who appreciates your no-nonsense attitude towards unwanted rice!

StoneAgeTechMinecraftSMP

adaptation, agricultural revolution, Ancient civilization, communication devices, cultural exchange, Evolution, future possibilities, historical perspective, innovation, medical advancements, modern tools, progress, renewable energy, scientific knowledge, societal development, stone age, StoneAgeTechMinecraftSMP, survival skills, Technology, time travel, Transportation

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of being stuck in the Stone Age with no WiFi or smartphones to keep you entertained? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect solution for you! Join us and bring all your modern technology with you to show those cavemen who’s boss.

Imagine rolling up to the Stone Age village in your diamond armor, riding a pig with a saddle, and blasting music from your jukebox. The villagers won’t know what hit them! Plus, you can use your redstone skills to create crazy contraptions and automate all your tasks, making life in the Stone Age a breeze.

But that’s not all – we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where dinosaurs still roam the earth. You can tame a T-Rex and ride it into battle against other players, or just use it to scare the villagers into giving you all their resources.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and bring a little bit of modern madness to the Stone Age!

CraftyClapbackMC

assertive communication, Assertiveness, best response, Boundaries, clever response, COMEBACK, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, CraftyClapbackMC, dealing with rudeness, disrespectful behavior., fuck you, handling insults, insults, rude comments, self defense, Self Respect, standing up for yourself, verbal confrontation, verbal self-defense, witty comeback

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Are you tired of dealing with toxic players on other Minecraft servers? Well, come join us where the only response to “fuck you” is “thanks for the compliment!” Our community is filled with players who spread love and positivity, so if you’re looking for a server where insults are turned into compliments, this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join. So who knows, maybe your next wish will come true while playing on our server! Join now and experience the most wholesome and magical Minecraft server out there.

PingPongPeace2020

athletes, Competition, Diplomacy, Event, friendship, Historic, International, North Korea, olympics, Peace, PingPongPeace2020, podium, rare, selfie, Show, south korea, sports, Stars, Symbolic, table tennis, Unity

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where even north and south korea table tennis stars are united in taking selfies on the olympics podium! if they can put their differences aside for a game of ping pong, imagine the crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server! build insane structures, battle epic monsters, and maybe even unite long-time rivals in a friendly game of blocky sportsmanship. join now for a chance to make history and create unforgettable memories in the wackiest minecraft server ever!

PinePocalypse: BreatheCraft or Bust

air pollution, BreatheCraft, Breathing, Bust, carbon dioxide, climate change, ecological study, ecosystem health, environmental impact, Environmental Science, forest ecology, forest management, particulate matter, PinePocalypse, plant adaptation, plant response, ponderosa pines, respiratory stress, study, tree physiology, tree survival, wildfire research, Wildfire smoke

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Farms Harvested:	641
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where the trees are so lit, they stop breathing when there’s wildfire smoke around. That’s right, our Ponderosa Pines are straight up divas, honey!

Join our server and witness the drama unfold as these sassy trees throw shade at each other and try to outdo one another. Will they ever learn to get along and just breathe normally? Who knows, but it’s sure fun to watch!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. That’s right, these feathered friends are not just clucking around, they mean business. Will you join their ranks and help them rule the roost?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old regular servers when you can have this much fun? Let’s get crafting, baby!

FireDash

Boxpvp, cheap ranks, Cross-Play, discord server, friendly community, LifeSteal, Parkour, Survival, Updates

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8830
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

A new friendly public server! What we offer? -Lifesteal -BoxPvP -Parkour -Friendly Community to hang around – Discord server -Cheap ranks starting with only 1 Doller! – new updates

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OrcCraft Minecraft Server

Fantasy Game, favorite game, Gaming, Minecraft, orc adventure, orc battle, orc character, orc fantasy, orc game, orc gameplay, Orc Hero, orc protagonist, orc quest, orc race, orc story, orc strategy, orc warrior, orc world, OrcCraft, play as an orc, role-playing game, Server, video game

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Zombie Dances:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of playing as a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and become an orc warrior, roaming the lands and causing chaos wherever you go. Our server is filled with epic quests, insane battles, and even a secret underground orc dance party (shh, don’t tell the humans). So why be a basic human when you can be a badass orc? Join us now and unleash your inner green beast!

HareCraft SMP: Threaded Adventures

Adventures, animal, Bunny, Cotton, Craft, cute, embroidery, Fluffy, für, Handmade, hare, hare thread, HareCraft, long ears, needlework, Rabbit, Sewing, smp, Soft, stitching, Tail, Thread, threaded

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2121
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than our server! We have a secret underground society of rabbits who control the economy and have epic battles with the chickens over who rules the server. Join us and become a part of the most hare-raising adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to jump like a bunny on steroids. So hop on over and join the fun – just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re not as cute as they look!

SiblingShowdownMC

adoption, aita, blended family, Boundaries, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, inclusion, love, maternal family, parental expectations, Parental Pressure, parental responsibilities, sibling relationships, Siblings, SiblingShowdownMC, stepmom

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of stepmoms, half siblings, and a whole lot of emotional manipulation.

Are you tired of your real-life family drama? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience it all over again in the virtual world! Build your own dysfunctional family dynamics, navigate through complicated relationships, and try to please everyone while still maintaining your sanity.

Join now and experience the thrill of being caught in the middle of a family feud, where you’ll have to choose between loyalty to your blood relatives or your stepmom and half siblings. Will you be the peacekeeper or the rebel? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, guilt trips, and passive-aggressive comments. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? Join us now and let the family drama begin!

SeriousCraft SMP – Noobs Underestimate!

10. Seeking help when needed, 11. Overlooking self-care, 12. Mental health stigma, 13. Emotional well-being, 14. Mindfulness practice, 15. coping mechanisms, 16. Mental health education, 17. Psychological resilience, 18. Importance of therapy, 19. Emotional self-care, 2. Mental health awareness, 20. Mental health support., 3. Ignoring warning signs, 4. Importance of self-care, 5. Emotional intelligence, 6. Prioritizing mental well-being, 7. Stress management, 8. Impact of negative thinking, 9. Self-awareness, Noobs, SeriousCraft, smp, Underestimate, Underestimating consequences

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8114
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic server out there! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. But that’s not all – we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts will challenge you to a game of parkour or else they’ll steal all your diamonds. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with surprises and laughter, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!