NoobCrusher Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a noob who dared to challenge our server’s top player. Let’s just say, he didn’t stand a chance! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire castles in the blink of an eye and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We’ve got it. How about a pet creeper that dances to dubstep? We’ve got that too. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. From spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft skills to the next level and join a community of hardcore players who will leave you in awe, then come on down to our server. Just remember, he doesn’t stand a chance.

CraftyWarriors Minecraft Server

Alerts, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying, Clan Directory, CraftyWarriors, current event, Damage Calculator, DPS calculator, DropTables, embers, Minecraft, modding, Nora’s Mix Vol. 6, Protea Prime, Relics, Returning Players, Riven Prices, SELLING, Server, Stream Times, Tierlists, Warframe, Warframe General, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	9371
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Animals Bred:	88
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	117

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and plenty of embers (we promise we won’t run out this time).

Looking for a server with a little extra spice? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy characters, insane storylines, and more loot than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Blocky Regrets Minecraft Server

bad decisions, blocky, destructive choices, Downfall, falling apart, hitting bottom, irreversible damage, life in shambles, lost control, Minecraft, MISTAKES, personal failure, regrets, rock bottom, ruined life, self destruction, self-destructive behavior, self-inflicted pain, self-inflicted wounds, self-made disaster, self-sabotage, Server, spiraling down

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Villages Defended:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26

Are you tired of your sad, pathetic excuse for a life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the misery of reality with our pixelated paradise!

Our server is so amazing, it will make you forget all about your ruined life. Build a castle, tame a dragon, become a wizard – the possibilities are endless! Who needs a good life when you can have a great virtual one?

Join now and start living your best (virtual) life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, it can’t be worse than what you’re dealing with now, right?

BarbecueBashCraft

aita, barbecue, BarbecueBashCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Correction, disagreement, EMBARRASSING, French classes, French philosopher, French teacher, Friend, Irritation, Limit, Party, playful context, pronunciation, quiz, Rude, social etiquette, Social Interaction

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2194
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid French teachers correcting your pronunciation? Look no further than our server! We promise no one will ever correct your French philosopher names or dessert pronunciations. Plus, we have a special “Petit Gateau” mini-game where you can bake virtual French pastries without fear of being corrected. Join now and say “au revoir” to unwanted language lessons!

BlockyBohemian Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	673	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

OMG, so like, our Minecraft server is so lit that even the Czech Republic is on high alert cuz they know our players are too epic for words! Police are tightening security cuz they can’t handle the level of fun and excitement we bring to the game. Join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where even terrorists are jealous of our awesomeness! Don’t miss out on the action, come play with us now!

MacronCraft: Parliament Dissolved!

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? The French President, Emmanuel Macron, he’s all like “oh no, we lost in the elections to the National Rally, time to dissolve parliament!” And everyone’s like “whaaaat??” But then he’s like “nah, it’s cool, let’s just all join this epic Minecraft server instead! It’s got like, crazy builds and insane mini-games, you gotta see it to believe it! Plus, there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond block hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll become the new president of France! How wild is that?? So come on, join us and let’s build a new parliament in Minecraft, because why not, right? Let’s make France great again, one block at a time!”

AI HallucinationCraft

AI advancements, AI capabilities, AI challenges, AI development, AI ethics, AI hallucinations, AI inaccuracies, AI interactions, AI limitations, AI research, AI revolution, ai technology, Artificial Intelligence, chatgpt, HallucinationCraft, human-AI interaction, language models, language processing, large language models, natural language understanding, openai

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA WACKY STUFF U WANT! WE GOT PIGS FLYIN’ AND CREEPERS DANCIN’! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN AI GETS CONFUSED AND STARTS TALKIN’ NONSENSE LIKE A DRUNK PARROT! COME HANG OUT WITH US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF MINECRAFT MADNESS! YEEHAW! 🤪🐷🤖

ExeosCraft: Where the sheep are fabulous and the diamonds are sparkly! Join now for a glittering good time! 1.20.4

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Divine Spears Created:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQIA+ SMP!

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Got money? Keep it. Any money we generate goes completely to charity.

🌟 Why Choose Us?

🌍 Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is what we promise to sustain.
🎁 Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
🌈 Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome here as ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
🤖 Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, while keeping things far from boring.
🎮Cross-Platform: Tuned for both Java and Bedrock, with features specific for Bedrock players that are completely unique!

🌐 Our Features:

🌄 Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever
🌟 Level-Up System
🐾 Pets
🏡 Land Claim
🪓 McMMO
💰 Strong Economy
🏆 Leaderboards
🌟 Hard Difficulty
🗳️ Player-Driven Updates

Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132 Discord: https://discord.exeoscraft.com

Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on ExeosCraft?	No, we have a strict no-griefing policy to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.
How often does the server reset?	ExeosCraft is a no-reset server, meaning the map will never be reset, providing a stable and long-lasting world for players to explore and build in.
Are there any pay-to-win aspects on the server?	No, ExeosCraft is committed to fairness for all players and does not offer any pay-to-win features. All players have equal opportunities to succeed.
Can I play on ExeosCraft using Bedrock edition?	Yes, ExeosCraft is cross-platform and supports both Java and Bedrock editions, with unique features tailored for Bedrock players.
Is ExeosCraft LGBTQIA+ friendly?	Absolutely, ExeosCraft is a safe and inclusive space for all players, regardless of their gender identity or sexual orientation.

SameVibe Minecraft Server

fear of crowds, fear of missing out, fear of missing out on experiences, fear of parties, fear of social situations, feeling isolated, feeling out of place, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, missing out, party anxiety, party experiences, SameVibe, Server, social anxiety, social anxiety disorder, social events, social fears, social gatherings, social phobia, wishing to be someone else

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a social outcast? Do you wish you could have epic adventures and meet new friends in a fun and exciting environment? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server and leave behind the woes of real life social gatherings. No more awkward small talk or feeling out of place – here, you can be whoever you want to be! Meet new friends, go on epic quests, and build amazing structures that will leave others in awe.

Forget about missing out on parties and concerts – on our server, the party never stops! With events and challenges happening all the time, you’ll never have a dull moment. Who needs real-life experiences when you can have virtual ones that are even more epic?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life! Who needs to be someone else when you can be a Minecraft legend?

FunkyCraft Server – Where F-Listers Unite!

character profiles, chat client, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List General, fetishes, flg, FListers, FunkyCraft, group forums, kinks, profile image search, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplayers, Server, site drama, site gossip, third party chat client, unite, webchat

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dead girls are tighter… wait, what? Join us for some outrageous roleplaying adventures in a world filled with kinks and depravity that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are as twisted and creative as you are? Need feedback on your character profile? We got you covered. Want to gossip about site drama? We’re all ears. Looking for like-minded partners to explore your deepest, darkest desires? Look no further, because we’ve got it all.

So come on, grab your diamond sword and saddle up your pig, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination… and maybe the occasional server crash. But hey, that just adds to the excitement, right? Join us today and see why our players keep coming back for more, even if their /c has done some questionable things in the past.

CampusFail Minecraft Server

all-nighters, Assistance, CampusFail, Fail, Final exam, ghosting, lack of communication, lack of cooperation, lack of effort, LECTURER, Minecraft, partner, public transportation, RESPONSIBILITY, second chance, Server, summer break, Tutorial Videos, UNFAIR, unfair expectations, unfair grading, unfair situation, WordPress project

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server where teamwork actually means something? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of working together to build epic structures and conquer challenging quests.

Imagine this: you and your partner are tasked with building the ultimate castle. You spend countless hours mining for resources, crafting the perfect materials, and strategizing your design. But suddenly, your partner disappears, leaving you to do all the work. Sound familiar?

Well, on our server, we value true teamwork and collaboration. No more lazy partners who just sit back and watch while you do all the heavy lifting. Join us and experience the satisfaction of working together towards a common goal.

And hey, if your partner does happen to slack off, don’t worry! We have plenty of ways to deal with them – like sending them on a quest to retrieve a rare item, or challenging them to a duel in the arena. Trust us, they’ll learn their lesson real quick.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show off your building skills, teamwork, and determination. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (who actually pull their weight)!

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