But beware, once you join, you may lose track of time and forget to do anything else. Just ask our player who claims to have lost so much in real life because they were too busy building virtual empires. So come join us and get lost in the madness of our insane Minecraft world!
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Hungry Minecraft SMP Player
binge watching, disordered eating, emotional eating, exhaustion, FATIGUE, feeling weak, hunger pangs, Hungry, lack of motivation, lack of self-care, lost appetite, low energy, mental health, Minecraft, not in the mood, player, self-destructive behavior, self-neglect, skipped meals, smp, stress eating, unhealthy habits, unhealthy lifestyle, weight lossAre you tired of skipping meals just to watch this epic Minecraft SMP? Well, join us and never go hungry again because our virtual food is unlimited! Plus, our server is so addictive that you won’t even want to leave your computer to eat. -
Pharaohs and Queens: Minecraft SMP – ”’Egyptians in full hijab meet /ourgirls/”’
conservative clothing, covering, cultural attire, cultural expression, discomfort, egyptians, full, full hijab, Headscarf, Hijab, hot, hot weather, Islamic dress, Meet, Middle Eastern fashion, Minecraft, modest fashion, modesty, Muslim women, ourgirls, Pharaohs, QUEENS, religious clothing, smp, Sweaty, traditional dress, womens clothingWelcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the admins are actually secret agents from a parallel universe where Minecraft is the only form of communication. They wear full-body llama suits to hide their true identities and communicate through Morse code using their llama tails. They must be so hot and sweaty under those things, but hey, sacrifices must be made for the greater good of the server!But wait, there’s more! The spawn point is actually a portal to a dimension where pigs ride on top of flying chickens and creepers wear top hats and monocles. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes, you’ll be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon (spoiler alert: one of those wishes can be for unlimited pizza).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Just be prepared to embrace the chaos and llama sweat.
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BIL-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. From lava slides to skydiving pigs, you’ll never know what to expect next. And don’t worry about getting lost, our friendly nurse NPCs are here to guide you through any challenges.
So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and adventure, because things are about to get wild. And remember, epilepsy is not a joke, unless it’s on our server!