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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 5846 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because who needs practicality when you have bling?).
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs (and the loot) that come with joining our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the absurdity for yourself. Just remember, on our server, Momo is a 7/10 at best, but the fun is off the charts!