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Minecraft SMP – /fg/ – Funny Falcom #2088

Dengeki stream, English MTL, Falcom, Falcom Games, Farewell O Zemuria, funny, guides, Kai no Kiseki, Legend of Heroes, Minecraft, Mods, Music, NIS America, nordics, Prologue gameplay, saves, smp, TGS demo, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules, but who’s counting?).

We have more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in your base. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on this server.

Plus, we have exclusive streams from Kai no Kiseki himself, guiding you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with his expert tips and tricks. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Falcom Games that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, anything goes!

NoResortNoGirlfriend

adventurous trip, AirBnBs, Boring, butler, communication problems, compromise, cultural experiences, financial independence, high price, lack of cultural interest, luxury island resort, luxury travel, NoResortNoGirlfriend, North Island, nouveau riche, personal boundaries, relationship issues, seychelles, sugarbaby, vacation preferences, Vietnam

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8895	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Looking for a vacation destination that won’t break the bank or make you feel like a sugarbaby? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for an adventure-filled experience that will make you forget all about those boring beach resorts. Our virtual world is filled with cultural wonders, exciting challenges, and plenty of opportunities to show off your building skills.

Forget about butlers and overpriced cocktails, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So why settle for a boring vacation when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate adventure? Don’t let anyone treat you like a sugarbaby, come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

Fart Space Odyssey

anatomy, biology, bodily functions, Body, Curiosity, digestion, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal system, gross, health, humor, Myth, odyssey, question.., Science, smell, Space, strange, weird

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9160
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Potions Brewed:	101
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Animals Bred:	72

LMAO, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the farts are just as confusing as this question! We have unicorns that poop rainbows and zombies that breakdance instead of attack. You’ll never be bored because our admins are actually trained circus clowns who will entertain you with their juggling skills while you mine for diamonds. Plus, our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will help you find hidden treasure chests. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BrokenCraft – Now with extra bugs! Java 1.20.2+ Edition. No resets, big griefing energy. Economically challenged. 15 people lost online.

1.20.2, Active Economy, Auctions, big, Block logging, BrokenCraft, bugs, challenged, Dedicated, economically, Economy, Edition, ENERGY, EXTRA, Griefing, Inventory rollback, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Lost, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, people, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, zero tolerance

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Void Gems Collected:	35	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
No-Griefing Policy	Zero tolerance for griefing with an emphasis on creating a positive community.
Economy System	Active and healthy economy with features like player shops, player warps, and auctions.
World	Server world does not reset, with a main world size of 90,000 x 90,000.
Plugins	Utilizes plugins like mcMMO, CoreProtect for block logging, and Purpur for server optimization.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?

A: HearthCraft has a 0% pay-to-win store, with no paid perks that give players an unfair advantage.

Q: Are there monthly resets on the server?

A: Resource worlds reset monthly, but the main server world dates back to July 2019 and will never reset.

Q: What are some unique features of HearthCraft?

A: The server offers a pet system, marriage plugin, level-up system based on playtime and economy, leaderboards, and a /wild command for random teleportation.

Q: How can I join HearthCraft?

A: You can join the server at play.hearthcraft.net and find more information on the website at www.hearthcraft.net.

Sleek Memoir Minecraft Server

actual account, author’s note, complexities, controversial man, Enigmatic, everyday reality, experiences, image, Melania Trump, memoir, Minecraft, misrepresentation, private person, public persona, public scrutiny, record straight, reflective, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Sleek, TEASERS, VALUES

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Towns Built:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to uncover the mysteries of Melania Trump’s memoir in a whole new way! Dive into the world of blocks and build your own White House while uncovering the enigmatic secrets of America’s most controversial woman.

We promise a glimpse into Melania’s mind like you’ve never seen before – witness her crafting skills as she builds towering structures and navigates the complexities of life in the public eye. Will you uncover the truth behind the public persona, or will you be lost in a maze of misrepresentation?

Join now for a chance to set the record straight and experience the thrill of uncovering the actual account of Melania’s experiences. Who knew that Minecraft could hold the key to unlocking the values and insights that have shaped this enigmatic figure? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to explore the world of Melania in a whole new light!

99% of all Windows software just works on Minecraft SMP Linux

computer programming, computer software, linux, Linux compatibility, Linux users, Minecraft, operating system compatibility, Operating systems, smp, software, software applications, software compatibility, Software Developers, Software Development, software engineering, software integration, software migration, software support, Technology, technology industry, windows, Windows migration, Windows software, Windows users, Windows vs Linux, Works

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Void Gems Collected:	22
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of being a Windows pleb? Join our Minecraft SMP where 99.99% of all Windows software just works on Linux! That’s right, say goodbye to crashing programs and hello to smooth sailing on our server. And if you happen to need one of the 0.01% for work, well, you’re just a fucking retard according to our resident tech guru Steve. But hey, who needs a job when you can spend all day building pixel art and trolling your friends? Join us now and embrace the Linux life, because Windows is so last season.

FearlessCraft SMP

anxiety, conquering fears, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, facing fears, fear, FearlessCraft, inner strength, mental health, mindfulness, overcoming fear, personal development, personal growth, phobias, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-empowerment, smp, Therapy

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

CraftyFoolery

BIZARRE, cognition, counterintuitive, CraftyFoolery, logical, makes sense, Nonsensical, odd, Paradox, peculiar, quirky, Rational, rationality, sense, strange, stupid, Surprising, Unconventional, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Emeralds Found:	1231
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Buildings Constructed:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes they found a secret cave filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a talking parrot that gave them special powers. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for chicken nuggets. So, if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in Minecraft, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

COVIDCraft: Trump & Putin’s Minecraft Server

controversy, coronavirus, COVID-19 tests, CovidCraft, Diplomacy, global pandemic, Government, Healthcare, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, new book, pandemic shortage, political scandal, putin, Putins, Reports, russia, secret, Server, testing supplies, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

OMG U GUYS, dis server is LIT AF cuz we got secret Trump and Putin drama goin’ on! Apparently, Trump be sendin’ COVID-19 tests to Putin in the middle of a pandemic shortage like it’s some kind of twisted love story. Join dis server to uncover all da juicy deets and maybe even start a political scandal of your own! Who needs diamonds when you got scandalous gossip, amirite?! #TrumpPutinLoveStory #MinecraftDramaQueen

CraftyCanuckRevolt

activism, anti-government, anti-Israeli, burns flag, civil disobedience, controversial, CraftyCanuckRevolt, death to Canada, demonstration, extremism, flag burning, freedom of speech, Hate Speech, international relations, Middle East conflict, nationalism, Political protest, Protester, Radical, shouts, vancouver

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2856
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	164	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Towns Built:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Divine Spears Created:	29	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A VANCOUVER ANTI-ISRAELI PROTEST! WE BURN FLAGS AND SHOUT “DEATH TO CANADA” BUT IN A FUN WAY! COME BUILD YOUR OWN PROTEST SIGNS AND RIOT IN THE STREETS OF OUR BLOCKY WORLD! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE POUTINE AND MAPLE SYRUP! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE, EH!