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CraftyBuyfag Minecraft Server

Anime collectibles, anime figures, anime merchandise, Anime toys, Buy figures, Buyfag, Collectibles, CraftyBuyfag, Figure addiction, Figure buying, figure collecting, Figure collectors, Figure enthusiasts, Figure hobby, Figure obsession, Figure shopping, Minecraft, Otaku, Server, Toy collecting, Toy collectors, Toy enthusiasts, Toy hobby

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5222
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Votes:	1989
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive Creepers, dancing Endermen, and pigs that can fly (literally, we’ve seen it happen).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most coveted figures in all of Minecraft. Want a Steve figure that can breakdance? We got it. How about a zombie figure that can juggle? Yep, we’ve got that too. And don’t even get us started on the elusive llama figure that can spit fireballs – it’s a real showstopper.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Buy figures, join the fun, and let the madness begin!

BabyShowerDrama

advice, baby shower, BabyShowerDrama, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, discomfort, emotions, Etiquette, Expectations, family, friendship, host, husband’s friend, Intentions, nutrition, Pregnancy, relationship, Respect, Support

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Void Gems Collected:	23
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Star Shards Collected:	129	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3311

Are you tired of dealing with unwanted baby advice and passive-aggressive jabs from your husband’s best friend? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where no one can tell you what to eat or how to raise your baby. Say goodbye to unsolicited advice and hello to blocky adventures!

Join now and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, the only thing growing faster than your virtual crops is the drama-free zone we provide. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and leave the baby shower planning to someone else – like an actual event planner, not your husband’s friend who thinks she knows best.

So come on, join our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t find any judgmental friends or passive-aggressive text messages here, just a whole lot of fun and blocky goodness.

MetroCraft: KyivSurvival

Attacks, CASUALTIES, civilians, Conflict, Crisis, deadly, emergency, evacuation, Humanitarian Aid, July 8, kyiv, KyivSurvival, metro stations, MetroCraft, Protection, refuge, Safety, Shelter, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	3

lol come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own metro stations to shelter from deadly attacks like in Kyiv!! we got 32,000 peeps already hiding in their stations, it’s a party down there!! build ur own epic underground hideout and survive the chaos, maybe even make some new friends along the way. who needs above ground when u can live it up in the metro?? join now for a wild ride, it’s gonna be a blast!! 🚇🎉 #metrostationparty #minecraftmadness

BabeCraft: Top 10 Sports Server

1995, Academy Award, all time, babe, BabeCraft, charming, childhood favorite, classic, Family Film, Farm, Feel-Good, Heartwarming, Inspirational, James Cromwell, memorable, Pig, Server, sports, sports movie, Talking Animals, Top, top 10, underdog story, Uplifting

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

yo yo yo come join this EPIC minecraft server where we have more fun than a pig in a mud bath! why should you join? well let me tell ya a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a baby zombie’s head! true story bro. but wait, there’s more! we have magical unicorns that poop out enchanted golden apples. no joke. and if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing diamond armor. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build a world crazier than a creeper on caffeine!

LabMC (Open Alpha)

2025, Alpha, Crate, crude, Downtime, farm to win, LabMC, MCMMO, minecraft server, Network, open alpha, rank system, release date, Reset, Survival, Testing, Towny, Unfinished, Unpredictable, worlds

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Towns Built:	3

Expect the server to be mostly unfinished and crude, as this is an open alpha mainly for testing as of now.Downtime will likely be unpredictable.

The worlds will never be reset unless they become unusable, even in this alpha stage.

And finally, the release date for the network is estimated to be within 2025.

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GraveyardGirls Minecraft Server

contemplating, deceased, died, emotional turmoil, Girls, GraveyardGirls, Grief, haunting memories, HEARTBREAK, late night pondering, late night thoughts, lost loves, Lost Souls, Memories, Minecraft, mourning, Reflection, Reminiscing, Server, sorrow, thinking, tragic loss, Up late

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mines Excavated:	2703
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Votes:	5458	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some wild and wacky adventures! Join us for a chance to explore a world where girls who died come back to life and haunt your every move. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them. Plus, we have special quests where you can help these ghostly gals find peace and maybe even score a date with one of them. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the spooky fun begin!

SharkCraft Minecraft Server

BLAHAJ, Blåhaj lord, Blåhaj thread, Blåhaj worship, ikea, IKEA savior, IKEA shark, IKEA thread, Lord, lord and savior, Minecraft, PRETEND, pretend worship, SAVIOR, savior thread, Server, shark, Shark worship, SharkCraft, Thread, Worship, worship thread

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, Blåhaj is our lord and savior! That’s right, our beloved IKEA shark plushie is the one true ruler of our pixelated world.

Join us for epic quests where you must appease Blåhaj by offering him Swedish meatballs and lingonberry sauce. Engage in fierce battles against evil mobs who dare to disrespect our aquatic deity. And don’t forget to build your own shrine to Blåhaj, complete with a sacrificial altar made of birch wood.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of pufferfish players who are plotting to overthrow Blåhaj and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or stay loyal to our fluffy overlord?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and bow down to the almighty Blåhaj!

SpeechlessCraft Minecraft Server

Challenging, Contemplative, deep, deep questions, Enigmatic, Existential, Introspective, Mind Blowing, mind-boggling, mind-boggling questions, Minecraft, perplexing, perplexing inquiries, Philosophical, philosophical questions, Profound, puzzling, reflective, Server, SPEECHLESS.., SpeechlessCraft, Thought-provoking, thought-provoking questions

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Potions Brewed:	86	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Alien Abductions:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleeping cat? Well, look no further because our server will leave you speechless with its epicness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

DetachedCraft

coping mechanisms, DetachedCraft, Detachment, detachment from negative influences, detachment from toxic relationships, emotional boundaries, emotional well being, healing, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, moving on, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, setting boundaries

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Falling into the Void:	1	Magic Items Found:	1271

Are you tired of dealing with annoying villagers in Minecraft? Do you just want to detach yourself from all the drama and chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and escape to a world where you can build your own secluded island and never have to interact with another player again. Say goodbye to pesky neighbors and hello to ultimate solitude! Join now and detach yourself from all the Minecraft madness!

TerrorCraft: 6 Years of Drama

6 years, Director, Drama, justifying terrorism, playwright, russia, sentences, TerrorCraft, Years

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6328
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, building your epic castle in Minecraft, when suddenly, BAM! You get hit with a Russia-style sentence for ‘justifying terrorism’! Like, what even is that, bro?

But fear not, my fellow block builders, because on our server, you can do whatever the heck you want without fear of getting locked up for six years! Want to build a giant TNT cannon that shoots you straight into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that flings you into a pit of lava? Knock yourself out!

Join us on this wild ride of chaos and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell the Russian government about us, okay? 😉