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Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1142
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Votes:	2973
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Players Killed by Monsters:	5636
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3490
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5506
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	28
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2356	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Potions Brewed:	163	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Farms Harvested:	505

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5944
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchantments Applied:	215
Zombie Dances:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!