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Crafty Flopsters: Where even the creepers ask ‘Why did it flop?’

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our pixelated wonderland. Want to build a house made entirely of exploding TNT blocks? Go for it! How about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Pig into the sunset, never to be seen again.

So why did it flop, you ask? Because our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that mere mortals couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, there’s no turning back!

Let’s Play Minecraft SMP: Political Game

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Crops Grown:	5582	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Potions Brewed:	39	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because in this world, you get to choose your own fantasy race and become the ruler of your own nation!

Imagine being a majestic unicorn ruling over a kingdom of rainbow-colored sheep, or a fire-breathing dragon leading a nation of lava-loving villagers. The possibilities are endless and the crazier, the better!

But wait, there’s more! You can also choose to join someone else’s nation and become a citizen, changing your race in the process. Will you be a mermaid living in a nation of talking dolphins, or a goblin causing mischief in a kingdom of friendly giants?

Join us now and let your imagination run wild in this wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Who will have the most citizens and reign supreme? Only time will tell in this hilarious and unpredictable world!

Slutty Villagers Minecraft Server

adultery, breeding, Choices, Commitment, consequences, Decision making, Ethics, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Infidelity, Marriage, Minecraft, morality, Motherhood, parenting, Paternity, raising kids, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, slutty, Trust, uncertainty, villagers

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, things get a little… wild.

Join us and embark on a hilarious journey where you find yourself in a love triangle with three cows. That’s right, you bred one of them and now you have to figure out which one is the baby daddy. Will it be the left cow, the middle cow, or the right cow? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – drama is guaranteed!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. From stealing your crops to starting a chicken rebellion, you never know what antics they’ll get up to next.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance with a cow. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

2x Hards, 4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, Events, general, General Student Council, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, hovercraft, Izuna, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6457
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8185	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

Embark on epic quests like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” and “Grand Assault: Binah (Urban – Torment w/Heavy Armor)” where you’ll face off against the fiercest enemies like the Hovercraft with special armor!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a chance to meet Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in their limited edition swimsuits! Who knew they were such fashion icons in the Minecraft world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

British Accent Love Minecraft Server

accent, Admiration, Alluring, attraction, British, british accent, Captivating, Charm, Crush, DATING, Enchanting, English, fascination, infatuation, love, Minecraft, relationships, Romantic, seduction, Server, Speech, Women

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3070
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Farms Harvested:	284	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone sounds the same? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a chance to meet and mingle with a whole bunch of lovely ladies with British accents. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Join forces with them to create the most delicious and outrageous builds you’ve ever seen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds at the bottom of our server’s ocean. Dive deep and claim your riches, but watch out for the giant squid who guards the loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a chance to find love, build bacon masterpieces, and uncover hidden treasures. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

Space Cadet Minecraft SMP

Cadet, Code, coding, coding conventions, coding habits, coding practices, coding standards, computer science, Diversity, indentation, indenting, Minecraft, programming, programming communities, programming culture, Programming Languages, racial stereotypes, smp, Software Development, software engineering, Space, Spaces, Technology, White

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3667
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of being called a noob for not using 2 spaces to indent your code? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we only accept players who indent their code with 2 spaces! Why, you ask? Because only true gamers know that 2 spaces is the key to unlocking secret cheat codes in Minecraft. Join us and become a coding master in no time!

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Sheep Unicorn! Legend has it that whoever tames this majestic creature will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for eternity. Will you be the one to capture the Rainbow Sheep Unicorn and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest coding and gaming adventure of your life! Remember, real gamers use 2 spaces to indent their code.

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Casino, Cheats, cigarettes, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Large Online, Minecraft, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

mr7.TexRich.ru

Hot Western Vtuber Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Star Shards Collected:	50	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Potions Brewed:	139
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Farms Harvested:	509
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! We have IRyS, the hottest western vtuber, as our official mascot. And let me tell you, since her redesign, all the irystocrats have turned into gooners! Join us and become part of this wild transformation – who knows, maybe you’ll become a gooner too! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Villages Defended:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of being a lonely potato in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, for our server is here to save you from eternal solitude! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about having only one friend or none at all again!

Picture this: you’re wandering the server, minding your own business, when suddenly a wild chicken appears and challenges you to a dance-off. You bust out your best moves and before you know it, you and the chicken are besties for life. That’s the kind of wacky shenanigans you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every Saturday night, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ creepers spinning sick beats. Only those brave enough to join our server will have the chance to boogie down with the best of them.

So why settle for a lonely existence when you can join our server and make friends with dancing chickens and party-loving creepers? Say goodbye to solitude and hello to a world of endless fun and friendship. Join us today and let the good times roll!

Soulful Japan Minecraft Server

appreciation, award, Backlash, BIAS, controversy, criticism, Cultural differences, Expectations, fanbase, Gaming Community, goty, Japan, Japanese-developed, Minecraft, Opinions, Preferences, reception, recognition, Server, Soulful, Taste, V, video game

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Towns Built:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Crops Grown:	6142
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Are you tired of boring, soulless video games winning Game of the Year awards? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise to never let a Japanese-developed game steal the spotlight from our blocky masterpiece. Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while laughing in the face of conventional gaming awards. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself once logged on and built a giant diamond toilet just for laughs. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Pokebig Minecraft SMP: Pokemon Fat and Expansion Thread – Wandering Snivy Couple Edition

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Void Armor Forged:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Pokemon to a whole new level of thiccness! Join us in our Lardy Lapras Edition, where we embrace the beauty of fat and inflated Pokemon and Pokegirls.

Are you tired of boring old regular-sized Pokemon? Come on over and bring your chunky Charizards, plump Pikachus, and voluptuous Vaporeons. Our server is a safe space for all your inflated fantasies.

Our drawfriends and writefriends are always ready to bring your wildest requests to life. Want to see a Snorlax doing yoga? We got you covered. How about a Jigglypuff on a diet? Not on our watch.

And don’t worry about drama here, we’re too busy admiring the roundness of our Pokemon to start any arguments. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make Lapras even cuter (and chubbier) together!