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Enchanted Echoes 1.20.5

1.20.5, activism, anger, Apathy, Bitches, coping, crying, Echoes, emotional response, emotional turmoil, Enchanted, helplessness, not doing shit, political commentary, political frustration, political resistance, powerlessness, resistance, Seething, shitlibs, societal breakdown, societal change, societal unrest

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness!

Get ready to cry like bitches as you navigate through our twisted world of insanity.

You will cope with the absurdity of our server, but you will keep coming back for more.

Seethe with frustration as you try to make sense of the nonsensical challenges we throw at you.

And most importantly, you won’t do shit because our server will leave you questioning reality itself.

Join now and embrace the madness!

BloodCraft: Zodiac Wars

astrology, astrology claims, Beliefs, blood type personality, blood types, Bloodcraft, fortune telling, horoscope accuracy, horoscope interpretation, horoscopes, personality analysis, personality compatibility, personality traits, predictions, pseudoscience, Scientific, scientific horoscopes, Wars, zodiac, zodiac astrology, zodiac personality, zodiac signs

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5485	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame quests and basic gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens and riding on flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blood Type Horoscopes, where your blood type determines your fate in the game. Are you a Type O? Prepare for epic battles and treasure hunts. Type AB? Get ready for magical adventures and secret quests.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky, wild world of Minecraft madness!

CraftyLoveHub

Caring, Communication, CraftyLoveHub, emotional connection, emotional well being, feelings, Intimacy, lasting impact., long-term effects, partner support, personal thoughts, psychological benefits, relationship satisfaction, satisfaction, self disclosure, sexual cues, sexual desire, sexual distress, Sexual intimacy, Understanding, validating

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Buildings Constructed:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

come join our minecraft server for the wildest ride of your life!! we got levels of intimacy that will blow your mind. imagine being so caring and validating towards your minecraft partner that you unlock secret sexual cues in the game. your sexual desire will be through the roof, and satisfaction guaranteed!! plus, the effects can last up to 12 months in real life. who knew minecraft could be so steamy?! join now for a truly unforgettable experience.

AlexandriaSMP: Where gamers over 16 can chat with in-game voices and try not to get lost on Bluemap!

AlexandriaSMP, bi-weekly activities, Bluemap, Building Competitions, Chat, creativity, democratic environment, discord community, Gamers, improved terrain, in-game economy, inclusive environment, INGAME, Lost, Online Map, player-driven decisions, pvp tournaments, reset map, Respect, robust anti-griefing, rollback capabilities, Secure server, shopping district, smp, supportive, vanilla tweaks, Vibrant Community, VOICES

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Potions Brewed:	165	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

AlexandriaSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Community Driven	Every major decision is voted on by players, ensuring a democratic and inclusive environment.
Anti-Griefing Measures	With CoreProtect, we maintain a secure server with robust anti-griefing and rollback capabilities.
Online Map	Navigate our expansive world with ease using our online map http://map.alexandriasmp.com
Regular Events	Enjoy bi-weekly activities such as building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging.
Shopping District	Participate in a thriving in-game economy with our well-organized shopping district.
Many Fun Addons	We have a few fun addons such as vanilla tweaks improved terrain and simple voice chat.

Join AlexandriaSMP and be part of a vibrant, supportive community that prioritizes creativity, respect, and player-driven decisions. Also, we just got a reset map a few days ago.

Visit our website and apply via our Discord: Discord

FAQs

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Visit our website and apply via our Discord server.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players are expected to follow to maintain a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for everyone.

Q: Can I participate in events even if I’m a new player?

A: Of course! Our events are open to all players, and we encourage new players to join in and have fun.

Q: How often does the server have map resets?

A: We just had a reset map a few days ago, but map resets are typically done periodically to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.

ThreadCraft Minecraft Server

Crafting, diy, embroidery, Fabric, Handmade, Minecraft, needle, needlework, Server, Sewing, sewing community, sewing kit, sewing machine, sewing pattern, sewing project, sewing supplies, sewing tutorial, spool, stitching, textile, Thread, thread art, ThreadCraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	8682
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server. Legend has it that once a player entered, they were greeted by a talking chicken who guided them through a maze of lava pits and diamond mines. But beware, there are also flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes!

Once you survive the challenges, you will be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that can fly you to the highest mountains and deepest caves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful creatures in all of Minecraft, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out golden apples. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that grants you invincibility and the ability to summon an army of dancing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on the most joever Minecraft server out there!

CraftyPersona Minecraft Server

Atlus, character creation, CraftyPersona, Demons, dungeon crawling, high school, japanese, metaverse, Minecraft, Mythology, Persona, persona 5, phantom thieves, role-playing game, RPG, Server, Shin Megami Tensei, social simulation, SUMMONING, Supernatural powers, turn based combat, Velvet Room, video game

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	9254
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Towns Built:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Dimension Hops:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by juggling flaming chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

SisNotPrettyCraft

acne, aita, Appearance, baggy clothing, BEAUTIFUL FACE, BLONDE, Boyfriend, Conversation, Effort, insensitive, Junk Food, makeup, messy hair, Popular, pretty privilege, SisNotPrettyCraft, sister, slob, Thin, Upset

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of being surrounded by naturally beautiful but lazy players on your Minecraft server? Join our server where pretty privilege doesn’t exist! We welcome all players, regardless of their appearance or hygiene habits. Whether you’re a slob in baggy clothing or a glamorous Minecraft fashionista, you’ll find a home here.

Our server is a safe haven for those who don’t conform to society’s beauty standards. Embrace your inner slob or glam up to your heart’s content – the choice is yours! Plus, we have secret tips for getting rid of acne that actually work (just don’t tell your sister).

So come join us and leave pretty privilege behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of accepting and hilarious players? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – no makeup required!

CelebCrushSleepover Minecraft Server

Actor, actress, attraction, CelebCrushSleepover, celebrity crush, desire, dream, FAMOUS, FANTASY, fantasy lover, heartthrob, Hollywood, Idol, infatuation, long term crush, Lust, Minecraft, Passion, romance, secret crush, Server, sleep with, star

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Towns Built:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and you might just find yourself building a pixelated mansion for your celebrity crush, who will magically appear and fall madly in love with you (in the game, of course). Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a virtual romance with your dream celebrity? So come on, join us and start building your love nest today!

Instantly Epic MC

Addictive, binge-worthy, Captivating, Compelling, Engaging, enjoyable from the start, Entertaining, Epic, immediate payoff, instant gratification, Instantly, must watch, no buildup, no filler episodes, no patience required, no slow start, no waiting, no warm-up needed, skip the beginning, straight into the action, straight to the point, tv shows, worth watching

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	211
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Animals Bred:	86	Emeralds Found:	5992
Potions Brewed:	67	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you grind for hours before you can have any fun? Look no further, because our server is like binge-watching your favorite show without any filler episodes!

Join us for non-stop action and excitement from the moment you log in. No need to suffer through boring tutorials or tedious resource gathering – we’ve got you covered with instant access to all the best gear and weapons.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and powerful boss mobs. Are you brave enough to explore its depths and claim your rightful loot?

So why waste your time on other servers when you can jump straight into the fun with us? Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

YandexCraft: Putin’s GPU Paradise

Competition, digital economy, global market, GOOGLE, GPU, GPUs, innovation, internet, market exit, nvidia, Paradise, Putins, ReBuilding, russia, Russia technology, Russian companies, Russian economy, sanctions, sanctions lifted, search engine, tech industry, Technology, YANDEX, YandexCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

so like, this server is like the russia’s google of minecraft servers, except not really because we’re way cooler and way more fun. we just broke free from sanctions and now we’re teaming up with nvidia GPUs to make this server even more epic.

join us if you want to be a part of the most badass minecraft community ever. we have crazy builds, insane events, and the best players around. plus, our staff is like a bunch of superheroes, always ready to help you out and make sure you’re having a blast.

come join us and be a part of the revolution. who needs google when you have us? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

ExtraterrestrialRoastFest

alien lifeforms, aliens, beings from another planet, Creative, Extraterrestrial, ExtraterrestrialRoastFest, Fiction, hypothetical, hypothetical beings, hypothetical scenarios, hypothetical situations, Imaginative, imaginative interpretations, intergalactic, OFFENDED, outer space, renditions, Sci Fi, science fiction, Speculative, Visitors

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

come join dis server if u wanna see aliens gettin offended by our ridiculouz renditions of them. we got alien villages with houses made outta space cheese and cows wearin tin foil hats. u can even ride on a space ship made outta blocks and shoot laserz at creepers. itz outta dis world fun, literally. so come on in and make dem aliens laugh at how silly we are.