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CraftyStopper in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of being told to “get a life” and be optimistic? Do you want to escape the clutches of sadness and depression? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and find like-minded people who will help you communicate, make children (in-game, of course), and ultimately beat the system! Say goodbye to listening to shills and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start living regardless of the call of death and entropy. Let’s show them who’s boss in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever!

DickSucking Divas Minecraft Server – Where Women Rule and Blocks Drool!

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a secret underground society of diamond-loving women who will do anything for a shiny rock, including sucking dick! Join now for a chance to witness this wild phenomenon and maybe even get lucky yourself! Just be careful not to get too attached to your diamonds, or you might end up losing more than just your loot… Join our server now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Nono’s Netherworld: Where Anon-Kun Can’t Escape the Creepers

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	855	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Nono, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden in the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that Nono once turned a player’s diamond sword into a giant lollipop just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on an adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Don’t miss out on the fun, anon-kun!

Westside Crafterz: Where Your Country Gets Infinite LOLs!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you can rewrite history and lead your country to victory every time! Our server is powered by magical pixie dust that guarantees your country will never lose, no matter how incompetent your leadership may be in real life. Join us and bask in the glory of being a true Minecraft conqueror!

Lazulight’s Llama Land: Where Llamas Rule and Players Drool!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4650	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Potions Brewed:	180	Enchantments Applied:	270
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with Solar Dragons, Ero Sakana Feesh, Metal Gear FairyFreaks, and even Freaky Ghost Maids!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Elira Pendora, who will guide you through the mystical world of Minecraft like never before. And let’s not forget about Finana Ryugu, the master of all things fantastical and fun!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have Mint Fantome, the queen of all things minty fresh and fabulous! Plus, Pomu Rainpuff may have graduated, but her legacy lives on in the crazy adventures that await you on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some Voicepacks, Wallpapers, and other epic surprises along the way. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server today!

DutchCraft: Where Even the Villagers Have a Sense of Humor!

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Alien Abductions:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Yeehaw, partner! If you’re lookin’ for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft, then come on down to our server where anything goes! Want to dress up in corsets and wigs? Go for it! Feeling like chopping off your pecker and becoming a lady? Hey, it’s a free country, do what you want! Our server is all about freedom and fun, so saddle up and join us for a crazy adventure like no other! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild ride!

CrackCraft: Where Morality is Optional and White People Rule

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Enchantments Applied:	219	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where morality is as rare as a diamond block in a dirt hut! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a talking cow who challenged them to a dance-off for enchanted armor. Needless to say, they boogied their way to victory and became legends in the land of pixelated pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their llama-powered flying machines. Join us and help thwart their evil plans while riding on the backs of giant chickens armed with exploding eggs.

So come on, leave your morals at the door and dive headfirst into the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Just remember, white people crack is not allowed, but laughter and fun are always encouraged!

Blockheads Unite: Crafting Chaos & Building Laughs!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1865
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dragons Tamed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have a laugh with some fellow gamers? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Our community is full of fun-loving players who are always up for a good time. Plus, we have the best virtual parties in town, complete with pixelated fireworks and dancing pigs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a secret stash of diamonds hidden deep within the virtual world, just waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers, but who’s counting?).

Crafty Anon’s Special Server: Where (You) are the Star!

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled dungeon!

Join us and become part of our exclusive club where every player is treated like royalty…or at least like a very special potato. Yes, you heard that right, we worship potatoes here and if you join our server, you’ll be crowned the Potato King or Queen!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, where an army of chickens roam the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become my special potato today!

Pretty Pixels: Where Beautiful Faces Take the Full Brunt Force

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	191
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is filled with beautiful girl faces that you’ll want to see take the full brunt force of a powerful stallion ejaculation…wait, what?! Yes, you heard that right! Join our server for a truly unique and unforgettable experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have with our stallion-powered beauties? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

GreasyCraft: Where we fix Grease with a side of LOLs!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and embark on a quest to fix Grease, yes, you heard that right, Grease! The iconic movie musical is in shambles and it’s up to you and your fellow players to save the day. Build elaborate sets, reenact iconic scenes, and maybe even break out into song and dance (virtually, of course)!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours, but be warned, these llamas are more cunning than they appear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knew fixing Grease could be so much fun?