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LurkerCraft Minecraft Server

online lurking, POSTERS, social media, digital presence, Observation

Are you tired of being surrounded by silent lurkers who just watch without ever joining in on the fun? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so lit that even the lurkers can’t resist peeking in to see what all the hype is about. Join us and watch as the lurkers come out of hiding to finally join the party. Who knows, maybe they’ll even start posting too! Don’t miss out on the chance to witness this epic transformation – join our server now and be a part of the craziest lurker uprising in Minecraft history!

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DustSettled SMP: Minecraft Edition

DustSettled, Results, victorious party, who won, Champion

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate battleground for the most epic Minecraft showdowns! Picture this: a group of players fighting over a single diamond block, using nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Who will emerge victorious? Will it be the fearless warrior who can build a house in under 5 minutes or the sneaky player who hides in a hole for hours on end? Join us and find out! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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ExBaeGoneMCServ: AITA Minecraft Server

advice, Communication, emotional distress, pranks, break up

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pranks are not only allowed but encouraged! Just like James, our players are all about pulling hilarious pranks on each other. Whether it’s replacing someone’s house with a giant pink unicorn or filling their inventory with nothing but potatoes, the fun never stops!

Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what prank is coming your way next. Just like Blake, you might find yourself in some sticky situations, but hey, it’s all in good fun, right? And if things get too heated, don’t worry – we have a dedicated support team to mediate any disputes and make sure everyone is having a blast.

So come on down to our server and let loose your inner prankster! Who knows, you might even find love like Blake and James did (before it all went downhill, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)! Join now and let the pranking begin!

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ViagraCraft – Keeping Secrets Since 2019

Support, online service, relationship, ViagraCraft, Guilt

Are you tired of your sex life being as dead as a creeper explosion? Join our Minecraft server and let the magic of Viagra bring your performance back to life! Just like how you can craft diamonds from coal, you can craft a steamy night with your partner using our secret potion of potency!

One player, let’s call him Steve, was struggling with anxiety and performance issues after a tragic event. But after discovering our server and the wonders of Viagra, his sex life skyrocketed to new heights! His partner, let’s call her Alex, was left wondering what changed, and Steve just shrugged and said he was feeling better. Little did she know, he was popping those little blue pills like they were candy!

So come join our server and experience the thrill of not only building epic structures, but also building a stronger connection with your partner. And hey, if you want to keep your Viagra use a secret, we won’t judge! Just make sure to watch out for any suspiciously strong potions in your inventory…

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SillySerious SMP

environmental conservation, healthcare access, SillySerious, disregarded, undervalued

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding our precious diamond stash. The only way to access it is by performing a synchronized dance with a group of chickens while reciting the entire Bee Movie script backwards. Trust us, it’s worth it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary giant chicken boss that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot and bragging rights. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the chicken boss will be granted the power to turn any block into a giant cake. Imagine the possibilities!

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the llamas are fancy, the chickens are fierce, and the adventures are absolutely ridiculous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

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NoMoreNaturalFunctions

12. Disruptive bodily functions, 13. Unwanted physical reactions, 18. Unpleasant physical reactions, 5. Physical discomfort, 17. Unwelcome bodily reactions

Are you tired of your body betraying you with its natural functions? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your body does exactly what you want it to do! No more sneezing, no more yawning, no more blinking – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your body deciding it’s time for a bathroom break. Picture yourself building epic structures without the distraction of hunger pangs or the need to sleep. On our server, your body is under your control – finally, a place where you can truly be the master of your own destiny (and bodily functions).

So come join us and experience the freedom of a body that obeys your every command. Who needs bodily autonomy when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

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KurskCraft: BufferZoneBuilder

political strategy, Conflict, Military Action, military intervention, border control

come join our epic minecraft server where we create buffer zones in Russia’s Kursk region like the Ukrainian president! build your own fortress to protect against invading creepers and zombies! we promise not to start any international conflicts, just lots of fun and chaos! plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear! join now and be a part of the most insane adventure in minecraft history!

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CraftyCooksMC

light work, Unity, proverb interpretation, team effort, burden sharing

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumfin, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers doin’ da macarena! if u join dis server, u gonna be rollin’ in diamonds and emeralds like a boss!

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests and rare loot. u gotta solve riddles and fight off zombie hordes to get to it, but it’s totally worth it, trust me.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts marshmallows for s’mores? yeah, it’s pretty lit.

so what are u waitin’ for? come join da fun and be part of our crazy minecraft family. remember, many hands make light work, but too many cooks spoil the broth. so let’s all work together and make dis server da best one out there!

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☀️ Sunburned SMP: Survival of the Fishiest! 🐟💥🎣 No Weekly Challenges, Just BBQ Skills & Events! Optional PvP, No SPF Needed! 🌞

Quests, Custom Gear, Auctions, Lobster, Land claiming

Server Overview

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	Shaded Discord
TikTok	Shaded TikTok

Features of Shaded Minecraft Server

NEW! Fishing Log
NEW! Lobster Pots
NEW! PvP Arena
Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges

Connect with Shaded

Discord: Shaded Discord
Twitter: Shaded Twitter
Vote: Vote

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the Shaded Minecraft server?	You can join by copying and pasting the server IP “play.shaded.gg” into your Minecraft client.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, Shaded offers custom features such as Fishing Log, Lobster Pots, PvP Arena, and more!
Is PvP mandatory on the server?	No, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded, so you can choose to participate based on your playstyle preferences.
Can I protect my builds on the server?	Yes, Shaded provides a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to keep your creations safe and secure.
How can I earn free ranks and perks on Shaded?	You can earn free ranks, kits, and perks by voting for the server and participating in events and challenges.

KoreanCraft Minecraft Server

Identity, KoreanCraft, cultural appropriation, social media, social justice

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make you question if the owner is secretly Korean! But don’t worry, we’re not here to start any international incidents, we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic creations together. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few questionable decisions. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret behind the mysterious Korean connection. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see where the madness takes you!

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