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LingoLounge Minecraft Server

Communication, Coworkers, cultural diversity, Diversity, foreign language, inclusion, Language, language barriers, language preference, LingoLounge, Midwest, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Multiculturalism, pet, Respect, Server, Social Interaction, Southeast Asia, staff lounge, vet, workplace dynamics, workplace etiquette

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can speak any language you want without getting interrupted by nosy coworkers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you and your sister to chat in your native tongue about all things Minecraft-related.

Join us for a pet-friendly experience unlike any other! Our virtual vet clinic is always open for your pixelated pets in case they get sick from too much creeper explosions. Rest assured, your furry friends will be back on their feet in no time!

And don’t worry about anyone telling you to speak English only. On our server, you can communicate in any language you please, whether it’s Pig Latin or even Simlish. Let your creativity run wild as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the language barriers crumble as you embark on epic adventures with your sister by your side. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds! It’s a language-agnostic paradise waiting for you to explore.

ParentCraft: No BS Zone

CHANGE, Confrontation, dessert, Fancy, fancy restaurants, garlic bread, hot towels, misunderstanding, palate cleaning, ParentCraft, parents, pasta night, Restaurant, sides, snobby, steak house, Texas Roadhouse, Thanksgiving, VIBE, Whole Foods, wine sampling, Zone

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up the world’s best virtual garlic bread and desserts! If your parents ever give you a hard time about ordering food from a restaurant instead of making it yourself, then this is the place for you. Our virtual steakhouse offers sides that you can order separately without any judgment from anyone’s dad who thinks Texas Roadhouse is fancy.

Join us and experience a world where hot towels and palate cleansing between courses are the norm, and wine sampling is a daily occurrence. Confront your parents about their lies and snobby behavior in our virtual world, where you can call them out without them storming off to a hotel.

Don’t let your parents ruin your dinner plans ever again – join our Minecraft server and indulge in the most outrageous dining experiences you can imagine!

JobPainsMC SMP

favoritism, ineffective communication, job dissatisfaction, JobPainsMC, lack of autonomy, lack of challenge, lack of creativity, lack of feedback, lack of growth opportunities, lack of motivation, lack of recognition, lack of resources, lack of support, lack of training, long hours, low pay, micromanagement, poor work-life balance, smp, toxic work environment, unrealistic expectations, workplace stress

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Tired of slaving away in the mines for measly diamonds? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is to have fun! No more boring tasks or deadlines, just endless adventures and shenanigans with a crazy community of players. Say goodbye to the daily grind and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have insurance for that)! Join now and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory!

ParentingFailCraft

Abuse, bad parenting, detrimental parenting, Dysfunctional family, harmful parenting practices, harmful upbringing, irresponsible parents, lack of boundaries, lack of discipline, lack of emotional support, lack of guidance, negative impact on children, negative parenting behaviors, neglect, neglectful behavior, neglectful parents, neglectful supervision, ParentingFailCraft, poor role models, toxic family dynamics, unhealthy family environment

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Have you ever seen a parent let their child play on a Minecraft server with no rules or supervision? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to witness kids building giant statues of their parents out of diamonds or creating secret underground lairs filled with lava traps. It’s a parenting nightmare come to life, but hey, at least it makes for some hilarious entertainment! So come join us and see just how wild things can get when kids are left to their own devices in the world of Minecraft.

KurskCraft: Drone Wars

aerial assault, Conflict, defense strategy, diplomatic crisis, drone, drone attack, eastern europe, international relations, Kursk Offensive, KurskCraft, military escalation, military operation, military retaliation, military technology, Moscow, ongoing conflict, political tensions, russia, security breach, Surveillance, Ukraine, War, Wars

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Ukraine just launched a drone attack on Moscow and the Kursk offensive is still goin’ strong! Like, imagine all the epic battles and explosions happenin’ in this server, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Join now and be part of the action, build your own fortress and defend it from the craziness happenin’ all around. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a drone into battle and take down some enemies like a boss!

So what are you waitin’ for? Join this server now and let the madness begin! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

DNA Mutation Madness

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so like, u know how when u play minecraft u gotta like, build stuff and mine for diamonds and stuff? well, on this server, we got like, a secret DNA mechanism that like, makes u super OP and stuff. like, u can inherit all these cool abilities and powers that make u unstoppable in the game. it’s like, a whole new level of gaming experience, man. plus, we got like, this crazy storyline where u gotta fight off disease-causing mutations and save the world from age-related diseases. it’s like, the most epic adventure ever, bro. so come join us on this server and become the ultimate minecraft warrior with super DNA powers. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

NikkeCraft – #2781 Minecraft Server

#union raid, Android, asuka, asuka shikinami langley, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Evangelion Collab, Full Burst Day, Game Download, Ios, Leona: Zoo Keeper, Mari Makinami Illustrious, Mari: Pilot in Summer, Minecraft, Misato Katsuragi, Naga: Elegant Date, new players, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, PC, Rei, Rei Ayanami, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, TENHA, update

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Rank 6 Edition Evangelion Collab where you can battle angels and pilot mechs like a pro!

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming events include a Union Raid where you can team up with other players, a Solo Raid for those who like to go solo, and a Sim Room Overclock that will blow your mind! And don’t forget about Full Burst Day where things get extra crazy on weekends!

Special recruits like Asuka Shikinami Langley and Misato Katsuragi are waiting for you to join their team. And upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious will make your gaming experience even more epic!

Dress to impress with costume passes like Naga’s Elegant Date and Asuka, Rei, Mari’s Pilot in Summer. And get ready for Leona’s Zoo Keeper costume pass coming soon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use the secret code TENHA to unlock exclusive rewards! Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Minecraft SMP – PoEG – Path of Ender General

Ban Honeypot, Compiled Links, early access, Ender, forum, general, Global 1488bricked, Ingame Chat, Links, Minecraft, November 15th, patch notes, Patch Notes Forum, Path, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, Path of Exile 2 Early Access, Path of Exile general, Path of Exile Patch Notes, Path of Exile Settlers, POE 2, poeg, Settlers of Kalguur, smp, Tools, Utilities

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by battling giant spiders and zombie pigmen armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a dragon that you can tame and ride into battle! And don’t worry about griefers, because we have a ban honeypot that turns them into chickens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to fight off hordes of evil mobs and maybe even encounter a talking cow who will give you cryptic clues to unlock the ultimate treasure chest!

MommaDontSpillTheBeans

#announcement, advice, AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, confidentiality, consent, Decision making, emotions, family, Frustration, mom, MommaDontSpillTheBeans, Mother, Pregnancy, Pregnant, privacy, relationships, secret, Support, Trust

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Are you tired of your mom spilling the beans about your pregnancy before you’re even ready to announce it to the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee complete privacy when it comes to your personal life! No more unexpected baby announcements from nosy parents!

Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Let your creativity run wild as you construct the most epic structures and explore vast landscapes. And don’t worry, our server is equipped with a special “Privacy Shield” plugin that ensures no one can reveal your secrets without your permission.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted pregnancy announcements and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft! Who knows, maybe you’ll even build a secret underground bunker to hide from your mom’s gossiping friends. The possibilities are endless!

AnxietySlayer Minecraft SMP

AnxietySlayer, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Deep Breathing, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, overcoming anxiety, positive thinking, Professional help, relaxation techniques, self help books, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, constantly looking over your shoulder for creepers and skeletons? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the power of friendship and teamwork help you overcome anxiety in the most blocky and pixelated way possible!

Our server is like a therapy session, but with diamond swords and enchanted armor. We have a support group for players who are afraid of heights in the game, led by our resident expert who once survived a fall from the tallest tower in the land by landing in a pool of slime blocks.

So come join us and let your worries melt away as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual world with your new pixelated pals. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a group of friends ready to take on any mob that comes your way?

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Gods Slained:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Animals Bred:	195	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	811016	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

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ParentCraft: No BS Zone

Stats November 22, 2024

JobPainsMC SMP

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ParentingFailCraft

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KurskCraft: Drone Wars

Stats November 22, 2024

NikkeCraft – #2781 Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Minecraft SMP – PoEG – Path of Ender General

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1807	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
New Chunks Explored:	283578	Runes Activated:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Potions Brewed:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18