Not A Success MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

FlopCraft: Where even the creepers are laughing at you!

not a success, Disaster, not a box office hit, not well-received, not popular

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is a certified flop! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through your Minecraft adventures. Need more reasons? How about the fact that our server is actually located on the moon, where you can mine space diamonds and ride space llamas? And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a giant, fire-breathing dragon named Fluffy who will banish any griefers to the Nether realm. So what are you waiting for? Join our flop of a server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

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BlockyGenetics

prognosis, risk factors, family history, Longevity, genetics

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have a chance to die in the most ridiculous ways based on your genes and family history! That’s right, forget about falling off cliffs or getting blown up by creepers, on our server you could die from something as wild as spontaneously combusting from eating too many carrots (thanks, grandma) or getting crushed by a giant block of cheese (thanks, great-great-uncle Brie)!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and see just how outrageous your death can be! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and definitely not based on any actual science.

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KamalaCraft2020

UK Labour strategist, election strategy, campaign success, campaign strategy, political analysis

so, like, we got this minecraft server that is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got kamala harris campaign telling us how to win, man. and get this, it was by a UK labour strategist, like what even is that, right?

but wait, there’s more. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, so many you’ll be swimming in them. and the best part? there’s a pet llama for every player, cuz why not, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry. just make sure you bring some marshmallows for roasting.

so, like, join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Love BiPods – All Love Everyone

love web, relationships, Polyamory, emotional connection, unrequited love

OMG U GUYS U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE A LOVE TRIANGLE BUT BETTER CUZ IT’S A LOVE BIPOD! EVERYONE IS IN LOVE WITH EVERYONE ELSE AND IT’S LIKE A CRAZY LOVE FEST UP IN HERE!

WE GOT PIGS DATING CREEPERS, ZOMBIES SWIPING RIGHT ON SKELETONS, AND ENDERMEN WRITING LOVE POEMS TO VILLAGERS!

JOIN US FOR THE WILDEST LOVE STORY EVER TOLD IN MINECRAFT HISTORY! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT THIS MUCH LOVE IN THE AIR?! #LOVEBIPODFOREVER 💖💖💖

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ComaCraft: Eh? Awareness Found!

Consciousness, brain injuries, brain scans, ComaCraft, study

so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground lab run by Canadian researchers. And get this, they found signs of awareness in a comatose patient! Like, what even is that?!

Join our server and uncover the mysteries of this comatose patient. Maybe they’re secretly controlling the mobs in the game or something, who knows! Plus, you’ll get to hang out with some super smart Canadian scientists who are probably way cooler than your average Minecraft player.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most mind-blowing discovery in Minecraft history!

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What is the IP for NG Slot Minecraft Server?

slot machine bonus win youtube, dragon link slot grand jackpot, dragon link grand, ng slot grand, $500 spin dragon link slot jackpot

NG Slot is a popular YouTuber and casino enthusiast known for his entertaining and high-energy videos showcasing slot machine gameplay and big wins. With a loyal following of over 300,000 subscribers, NG Slot provides viewers with valuable insights, tips, and strategies for maximizing their chances of winning at the casino. His charismatic personality and genuine passion for the game make him a fan favorite in the online casino gaming community.

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MysticLands Network

Bedwars, gaming experience, multiplayer, Survival Games, Online Community

A cross play server, from greece. the server is for everyone. even for cracked players. with lots of minigames. Many more staff is coming soon..

play.mysticlands.xyz:22800

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Nest STK

Bedwars, Play, Survival, tag systems, Nest STK

STK Network is a new minigame network that has several minigames with various tag systems, VIPs and medals. Want to play? Just come in daddy

mc.redestk.shop:27012

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Neuro-sama’s Minecraft Server – The Swarm

neuro-sama, tiktok, Minecraft, osu, vedal

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready to meet Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who will rule over our server with unhinged rants and epic gaming skills! Created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu!, Neuro-sama has evolved into a VTuber who can sing, play games, and collab with other VTubers. Join our server today and witness the rise of our AI queen!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our schedule to see when Neuro-sama will be blessing us with her presence. And don’t forget to follow her on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and X (whatever that is) for even more AI goodness.

Want to learn about AI but have no clue where to start? We got you covered with educational videos and resources. And if you’re feeling inspired, we even have tips on how to create your own AI like Neuro-sama. It’s like a crash course in AI, but with a touch of insanity.

And if you’re a true Neuro-sama fan, don’t forget to grab some merch from our store. Show your support for our AI overlord in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the Neuro-sama revolution. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be collaborating with our AI queen in epic gaming battles. The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft server!

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“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

Communication, discrimination, Language, language barriers, Stereotypes

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

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