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FlopCraft: Where even the creepers are laughing at you!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1631
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchantments Applied:	292
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Star Shards Collected:	232	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is a certified flop! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through your Minecraft adventures. Need more reasons? How about the fact that our server is actually located on the moon, where you can mine space diamonds and ride space llamas? And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a giant, fire-breathing dragon named Fluffy who will banish any griefers to the Nether realm. So what are you waiting for? Join our flop of a server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Bros! It is time! Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Towns Built:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and unexpected twists.

Our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Fart Master.” Legend has it that he can clear an entire village with just one well-timed fart. Will you dare to challenge him in a battle of gas?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Poo Palace,” a majestic structure made entirely out of… you guessed it, poo! Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures within its stinky walls, waiting to be discovered by brave adventurers.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Just be sure to bring a gas mask and a strong stomach, because things are about to get messy!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you a master builder looking to create the dankest memes in Minecraft? Or maybe you’re a redstone wizard who can wire up a trap faster than you can say “kek”? No matter which side of the block you’re on, this server is the place for you!

Join us for epic battles against creepers who have been brainwashed by the Illuminati, or team up with your fellow players to take down the evil Ender Dragon who has been spreading fake news throughout the land.

But beware, for there are rumors of a secret underground base where the legendary Herobrine resides, plotting to turn all of Minecraft into a giant meme. Will you be brave enough to face him and save the world from his trolling ways?

So come on, grab your diamond sword and your enchanted armor, and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many memes).

ChunkyLife Minecraft SMP

4chan, best wishes, ChunkyLife, Digital Detox, Farewell, farewell message, final farewell, goodbye message, imageboards, internet addiction, internet culture, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, Online Community, online forums, personal growth, positive vibes, productivity, saying goodbye, self improvement, smp, Time management

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	573
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of spending all your time on boring old imageboards? Well, say goodbye to those and hello to our Minecraft SMP! We have epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe just cry because you fell into lava again).

Join us and say goodbye to productivity because once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Build a castle, explore the Nether, or just hang out with your new online pals. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?

So say goodbye to boring imageboards and hello to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally blow up your base with TNT, then you might regret it a little).

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Balmung, Black lagoon, Blue Ruin, Br’aaxskin Maps, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Drive-in Movie night, Dynamis, Events, Fantasia, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, GARO Makai Senki, Kamen Rider Zero-One, LB14, leviathan, Linkshells, Malboro, Male Meetup, Marilith, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Old Gridania, patch notes, Resources, roberta’s blood trail, Seraph, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Tertium, tokusatsu, Turbo Kid, Twin Peaks, Ultros, Zalera

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Towns Built:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join now for a limited time offer of FREE FANTA! That’s right, get your hands on a phial of Fantasia from the wandering moogle in Old Gridania before it’s gone in the next update!

But wait, there’s more! We have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells galore to keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t forget about our upcoming meetups and events – from drive-in movie nights to Tokusatsu watch parties, we’ve got something for everyone.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even run into a wandering moogle or two along the way!

Crafty Steve’s Minecraft SMP

89589830, Crafty, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, smp, Steves

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. Don’t worry, though, because our friendly community of players will come to your rescue armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and a can-do attitude.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base hidden somewhere on the server where the walls are made entirely of enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the treasure for yourself?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a village of talking llamas or a portal to the Nether made entirely out of rainbow blocks. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.

LandBox

Arena, battle, Boxpvp, bravest, challenge, Country, Country Thematic BoxPvP, Cross-Play, DEFEND, Earth, Flag, Honor, Land, landbox, Minecraft, MineKrust, MineKrust Network, nation, Network, Powerful, PvP, Victory, weapons

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2927
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95

In MineKrust Network, a new modality has arrived to challenge the bravest: the Country Thematic BoxPvP

Now, the legacy of those battles has returned to the MineKrust Network. It’s your chance to join the battle! In this BoxPvP, each arena is inspired by a different nation, and only the strongest will be able to lead their country to victory! Choose your flag, equip your weapons and prepare to fight in honor of your land.

Are you ready to defend your country and prove that your nation is the most powerful?

The battle has begun on MineKrust Network!

172.96.172.113:25619

Friday Night Fun Minecraft Server

Alone Time, balance, chill night, dancing, drinks, extrovert energy, FRIDAY, friday night, Friends, Fun, going out, introvert life, Minecraft, Music, night, nightlife, partying, Relaxation, self-care, Server, socializing, staying in, unwind, weekend vibes

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Towns Built:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of boring Friday nights out on the town? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the party never stops! We’ve got dancing creepers, singing skeletons, and a DJ Enderman spinning the hottest tracks. Forget about going out, stay in and have the time of your life with us! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a build-off. Don’t miss out on the craziest Friday night you’ll ever have – join our server now!

Okay Female Character Design Minecraft SMP

Character, character design, design, female, female character design, Female Characters, female characters in media, female empowerment, female empowerment in media, female leads, female objectification, Female Protagonists, female representation, female roles, female stereotypes, feminism, gender equality, gender representation, media portrayals, Minecraft, smp, strong female characters, women in media

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2711
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Potions Brewed:	74	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old blocky characters? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice up your gaming experience! Our female character designs are so fabulous, they’ll make you question if you’re even playing Minecraft anymore.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling creepers with a sassy queen bee character or mining for diamonds with a fierce warrior princess. Our female character designs are so epic, they’ll have you saying “Has this type of female character design ever been okay? Heck yeah it has, on our server!”

So why wait? Join us now and unleash your inner diva in the world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MineeNetwork

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Items Found:	4717
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Emeralds Found:	2207

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WarpedNetwork

Adventure, Anarchy, BUILD, community-driven, compete, crafted, custom realms, Events, Experience, Expertise, Experts, Explore, Factions, Immersive, INTENSE, minecraft server, Network, Passion, PvP battles, Skyblock, Survival, survival gameplay, Thrilling, Veterans, WarpedNetwork

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4677	Gods Slained:	0
Mines Excavated:	3616	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Warped Network is a meticulously crafted Minecraft server, built from the ground up by seasoned veterans who know what players crave. With years of experience, the team has designed an environment that balances thrilling survival gameplay, custom realms, and intense PvP battles. Dive into a world where you can build, explore, and compete in server-wide events, all within a community-driven setting. Warped Network isn’t just a server—it’s an adventure, honed by experts to offer players a unique and immersive Minecraft experience. Join us to leave your mark on a network where every detail is forged with passion and expertise!

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