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Manlet Minecraft SMP – Stupid, Unattractive, and Not…

societal expectations, height disadvantage, Stereotypes, MANLET, Minecraft

Are you tired of being a manlet in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where being short is actually an advantage!

In our world, being a manlet means you have super speed, can jump higher than anyone else, and can fit into tiny spaces to escape danger. Plus, you’ll be the cutest player on the server, guaranteed to steal everyone’s hearts.

But that’s not all! As a manlet, you’ll also receive special disability benefits in the form of diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and a pet dragon to ride into battle. Who needs height when you have all that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and show the world that being a manlet is actually the best thing ever!

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This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

opinion, tired, review, pretending, Cinema

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

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Creepin’ Craft: Where Vampires Fear to Tread

Intrigue, Immersive, urban fantasy, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, action

Are you tired of boring old vampire games where you have to follow the rules of some ancient bloodline? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect urban fantasy playground for you!

Join us and create your own unique character with powers beyond your wildest imagination. Want to be a werewolf with the ability to summon thunderstorms at will? Done. How about a witch who can turn your enemies into harmless bunnies? Easy peasy.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground city where mythical creatures roam free and ancient artifacts wait to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with candy and unicorns, but only the bravest adventurers have dared to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest urban fantasy adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Crafty Hide and Seek

work authorization, opportunities, employment, Seek, immigration

Are you ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Well, get ready because on our server, the stakes are higher than ever! Just like the more than 1 million Indians waiting for high-skilled immigrant visas, you’ll be waiting in anticipation for the next big quest to conquer.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies at every turn. Who needs a visa when you can travel to new dimensions and realms with just a click of a button?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, the only visa you’ll need here is a VIP pass to all the fun and chaos that awaits you.

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GamerGangGoesGaming – Minecraft SMP

GGST, Astral Finish, replay uploaders, Battle Coliseum, NA

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with crazy tournaments and events that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

We’ve got upcoming tournaments that will blow your mind, like the Arc World Tour 2024 where you can show off your building skills to the world! And don’t miss out on the Battle Coliseum where you can battle it out with other players for ultimate glory!

But that’s not all, we’ve got resources galore to help you dominate the server. From frame data to fighting game glossaries, we’ve got everything you need to become the ultimate Minecraft champion. Plus, our approved mods will take your gameplay to the next level, like the Potato Mod that will turn your blocks into delicious spuds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the blocky battles begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the Queen Dizzy of the server! Keep on mining and keep on rocking, gamers! #BlockyBattlesForever #MinecraftMadness

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MappersMC

Version 1.21.1, Survival, rules, Discord, world

MappersMC is vanilla survival. version 1.21.1+ Java edition support only Read the rules in discord (binding takes place on the server) and enjoy the world of minecraft

de.mappersmc.net:25596

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Crafty Celeb Thread Minecraft Server

celebrity style, Celebrity, smooth legs, skincare, fashion

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with rough, hairy legs? Well, look no further because our server is the Smooth Legs Edition!

Join us for a wild ride where all the mobs have silky smooth legs and the creepers even shave before exploding. Our server is so smooth, even the diamonds slide right into your inventory without a glitch.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Legless Enderman, who hops around on one leg and steals your blocks while laughing maniacally. And don’t even get us started on the Smooth Spider Queen, who spins webs made of hair conditioner and traps unsuspecting players in silky cocoons.

So come on down to the Smooth Legs Edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your razor and some lotion, because things are about to get smooth and slippery!

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PC Thrower Minecraft SMP

benefit, hobby, damp room, PC, Waste

Are you tired of being a basement-dwelling troll with no social skills? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can finally put those keyboard warrior skills to good use by building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of llama-riding wizards who grant wishes to those who prove themselves worthy in PvP battles. So not only will you improve your social skills, but you might also gain magical powers in the process.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that the server is also home to a rare breed of diamond-encrusted chickens that lay enchanted eggs. Who needs real hobbies when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and start your journey to becoming a socially adept, magical chicken farmer extraordinaire!

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PokeHeavens Network

Pixelmon, Community, Adventure, PokeHeavens Network, non-p2w

Bienvenido a PokeHeavens Network! Minecraft Pixelmon 1.16.5.

The goal of Pokeheavens Network is to create a balanced, non-p2w server where everything you get has value and does not devalue over time, eliminating the need for wipes.

Our community is friendly, welcoming and always willing to help. We also have an active development team that is constantly adding new features, there is always something new and exciting to discover in the world of Pixelmon.

Join our Discord to learn more and start your adventure today!

mc.pokeheavens.es

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New Delhi Minecraft Server Co.

Minecraft, indian culture, morning routine, sunrise, morning activities

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in New Delhi at 6 am – full of chaos and excitement!

Join us for epic battles with creepers that wear sunglasses and zombies that breakdance instead of attacking. Our server is so crazy, even the chickens have learned how to do the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in New Delhi at 6 am!

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