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Manlet Minecraft SMP – Stupid, Unattractive, and Not…

smp, self-esteem issues, stupid, MANLET, Minecraft

Are you tired of being a manlet in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where being short is actually an advantage!

In our world, being a manlet means you have super speed, can jump higher than anyone else, and can fit into tiny spaces to escape danger. Plus, you’ll be the cutest player on the server, guaranteed to steal everyone’s hearts.

But that’s not all! As a manlet, you’ll also receive special disability benefits in the form of diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and a pet dragon to ride into battle. Who needs height when you have all that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and show the world that being a manlet is actually the best thing ever!

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This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

Honest, Critic, smp, Movie, Truth

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

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Creepin’ Craft: Where Vampires Fear to Tread

Tread, Mystery, Options, Magic, Setting

Are you tired of boring old vampire games where you have to follow the rules of some ancient bloodline? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect urban fantasy playground for you!

Join us and create your own unique character with powers beyond your wildest imagination. Want to be a werewolf with the ability to summon thunderstorms at will? Done. How about a witch who can turn your enemies into harmless bunnies? Easy peasy.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground city where mythical creatures roam free and ancient artifacts wait to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with candy and unicorns, but only the bravest adventurers have dared to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest urban fantasy adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Crafty Hide and Seek

Crafty, united states, Hide, Backlog, skilled immigrants

Are you ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Well, get ready because on our server, the stakes are higher than ever! Just like the more than 1 million Indians waiting for high-skilled immigrant visas, you’ll be waiting in anticipation for the next big quest to conquer.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies at every turn. Who needs a visa when you can travel to new dimensions and realms with just a click of a button?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, the only visa you’ll need here is a VIP pass to all the fun and chaos that awaits you.

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EmoScents Minecraft SMP

Fragrances, sensory cues, mental states, mood boosters, sensory experiences

Lol guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions but with smells! Imagine if anger smelled like spicy chicken wings and happiness smelled like freshly baked cookies. And the drama on this server is so juicy, it’s like a soap opera but in blocky form. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and if you find it, you get a lifetime supply of virtual tacos. So come join us and let’s smell our way to victory!

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SelfAwareCraft

Self-examination, introspection, self-awareness benefits, SelfAwareCraft, Self Discovery

Are you tired of being the only one in your friend group who understands sarcasm and irony? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and revel in the company of fellow self-aware individuals who appreciate your witty banter and dry humor.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately started cracking jokes about creepers wearing sunglasses and zombies doing the cha-cha slide. Little did they know, the mobs actually started dancing and wearing shades in-game! It was a hilarious sight to see as the player led a conga line of skeletons through the virtual world.

So, if you’re tired of being the only one who gets your own jokes, come join us on this server where your self-awareness is not only appreciated, but celebrated! Who knows what other crazy antics you’ll encounter along the way.

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MythSMP

PvP, MCMMO, Economy, Cross-Play, Survival PVP Creative Minigames Roleplay Economy Towny Skyblock Factions Pixelmon Vanilla Modded Hunger Games Bed Wars Skywars Capture the Flag Prison KitPVP Skygrid Hardcore

MythSMP is a server that was created for the sole purpose of holding a community of people who share the love of minecraft. Come join today, we have quests, economy, events, and a lovely community! Join our discord as well! discord.gg/UE2zKd3Rdq.

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Enchanted Pixel Paradise 1.21.3

judgment, consent, body image, cute face, sexual preferences

Yo, bro, forget about all that nonsense and come join our epic Minecraft server! We got creepers that explode like gender reveal parties and zombies that twerk better than your ex! Plus, our villagers are so dumb, they make TikTok influencers look like rocket scientists.

Join us and build a house so dope, even Steve from Minecraft would be jealous. And don’t worry about unwanted pregnancies, our server is so lit, it’s like birth control for your brain. So grab your pickaxe and come mine with us, because on this server, the only thing getting pregnant is your imagination!

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DisneyKidzGoneWild

take my kids, letting other people, husband not ok, new toys, DisneyKidzGoneWild

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape your real-life drama and just have a good time? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter.

Imagine this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a virtual family – a husband, wife, and two kids. But here’s the catch – the husband is a total control freak when it comes to money! He won’t let anyone pay for anything, not even if they’re loaded with diamonds.

But don’t worry, the real fun begins when it’s time for little Grady’s birthday party. You invite all his friends from school, but no one shows up except for one girl and her generous parents. They offer to take the whole family to Disney World – for free! Can you imagine the husband’s reaction when he finds out? Let’s just say, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions.

So come join our server for a crazy, unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and wondering what will happen next. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about family dynamics and the importance of letting go of control. See you there!

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30BeforeWisdom – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, relationships, Priorities, health and wellness, self-care

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant rollercoaster made out of diamonds and rode it into the sunset while fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but carrots. And then we found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, like what even is that?! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the Nether, it was lit AF. So if you wanna experience the most epic and random adventures ever, you gotta join this SMP, it’s like a magical unicorn ride through a rainbow forest of pure awesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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